Thursday, May 14, 2009

Woohooo..MYEs are history for now..shiokkk..but somehow it doesn't feel like its after exams..lols...I'll try to make this short, cos I wanna go play fifa..erm..let's back track to.......last sunday...

Erm, after church rushed off to Tampines SAFRA for family gathering at SAKURA(woohoo!!)..it was to celebrate mother's day..so..Sakura,being the place it is, was packed with people..shiokk!..And first thing my bros and I did was...(okay,routine,greet uncles and aunties..then..) put our bags down, and rushed to the buffet..Man, I didn't know where to start..but I didn't feel like spamming food that day..so yah,sian...anyway..ate and ate and ate..then I stopped to rest for awhile..but while resting my bro(Edison) and I went to play pool..so after that didn't went back to eat...It was 2 bucks per game..and I told my bro to save the balls but he was like.."siao ah, the guy just infront of us.."..then after 2 games..we shifted to another table..lols..so could save the balls...okok..I was trashing my bro at pool..yes,yes..some shots were just nothing but pure luck..but still..yah..lols..but he won in the end..out of 5 games he won 3...the like super easy shots we missed..then like out-of-nothing kind of shots we tyco hit in...lols..aiya..sian, he had to be the one to sink the 8-ball...ah well, he's the older one..and you know..always the older ones win..it's always like that lah..no matter how well you perform..the older ones will win one..lols..sian...

Okay,moving on to night time..Monday was holiday as Vesak day...so had no school..so could sleep late..okay,before I go to story..erm..Gideon was telling me this joke..He asked his idian friend what is their holiday lah..then he said Vesak Day lor...and as you know..some idians say "v" as "w"..so that guy was like.."wesak day lor.."..get it?? we suck day?? lols..okay anyway, so after he told me that..this joke hatched into my mind..(that shall be JOKE OF THE DAY..stay tuned for it...lols..)...Okay,so back to Sunday night..my bro(Edison) and I were sitting infront of the TV..looking for some shows to watch..so as it was after the win over Man City..so like.inspired lah..lols..so I told my bro to watch the.."United in the 90's"...he got the disc..and we were just putting the disc in..and waiting for the show to start..when this huge flying cockroach came out from no where..woah...its freaking scary man...cockroach is still alright..but flying cockroach? Man,just freaks you out..seriously...flying cockroaches are one of the worst insects...eeeeee....so anyway, I told my bro..eh cockroach..then he was like..whatever..then it started flying..then we like zao immediately.super scary..so we got ready our weapons..(old newspapers)..and were ready for flying menace..but at first we didn't know what to do..then the flying cockroach attacked...I mean came close to us lah..then my bro like zao-ing, then he tripped and fell..then we were laughing and scared and the same time..then we move to one corner..then all was quiet....

Left me and my bro there..my parents were asleep..we were the only soldiers left..lols..so all became quiet..and I went to take a look..and the cockroach setfoot on the wall..somewhere above the TV....we couldn't hit the thingy cos it was on the wall..would dirty the wall..so first thing came to my bro's mind was...RUBBER BAND!..so we went to the cupboard..took out this container that is filled with rubber bands..and started firing at the cockroach..alot miss..all the one that hit also no use..the cockroach wouldn't move..so we had to move in for a closer shot..so we were like...eh cover me..in case come then can whack it away...and we had our escape routes planned...lols..so we move in..then my bro finally hit it..it was a good shot..then the thing started flying..then we were like..ahhh crap..zao!...but then my escape route was blocked by the bicycles (if you know what my house was like you would know..)...then I was like..ohh crap..my bro was in safety..but I was still on battlefield..super scary with the thingy flying around everywhere......then the thing flew out of the window and first thing I did was chiong to window and shut it...WOOOHOOO...victory is ours!..woohoo...felt so good..but it was super scary lah..now I know why my bro fell earlier..cos dam freaky..same feeling when you are trapped at the bicycles with no way out..lols..so anyway, we won!..haha..super happy..then went on to watch the show..oh and by the way, if you come my house now...the rubber bands are all still on the floor there..haha...evidence..lols....K so anyway, next day woke up, saw the time, 11.58....WOOHOO..haha..shiok..so late..lols...

K lah..quite long liao..haha..oh..tmr playing soccer with some of the guys from church..woohoo..can't wait....sian lah..ray and dalson pang seh......zzzz..k whatever...erm...oh yah the joke.....lols........................................JOKE OF THE DAY...................................SO IF TODAY IS VESAK DAY....WHEN IS PORNSAK DAY?.......................

Hahahaha....get it? Pornsak? Channel 8 or U the host or something??...hahaha...