Saturday, June 27, 2009

Wassup dudes..I'm sad to say that this is the last weekend of the holidays guys..I'm devastated to say that the pro-est dancer ever, Michael Jackson has passed on..and I'm heartbroken to say that school is re-opening despite the burning flames(??) of the highly dangerous and contagious H1N1 outbreak..(or otherwise known as hini flu by the muttons)....why why why? hasn't our health minister made the decision that will fufill every student's long awaited dream of closing school..(sorry nerds..but this is our time..)..latest news that I know, 89 new cases..bringing the number of hini people to 454 cases...oh just why hasn't school closed..but, don't worry guys, we have at least one more day for the number to keep rising....no lah,its not that we want people to kena hini...it's just that, we, as students, feel that our lives, our friends' lives, our teachers' lives, are very very important..so of course it would be best if school were closed, so as to not endanger or risk the lives of our fellow Singaporeans...(boy,what a way to start the post going, Oliver...)

Alright, let's brighten up the post with some pranks..Okay okay, I shall delay no further...yours truly was the one to get punked first...It started off when Derek suggested for a conference..so we got, Daryl, Gideon and Ray to call in....so it was 5 of us first..and we were talking about crosstalk for awhile....if you don't know what crosstalk is, its simply your line got problem...then when you are talking, you can hear other people coversation, hence, crosstalk.........so yah, and we decided to prank people with that...our very frist victim...me...but the actual first victim, jolene...haha...okok..thanks to "laziness"..I got myself into an awesome prank...I was lazy enough to check my phone for jolene's number..so I asked derek, and he gave me june's number..without me knowing it...so ya...so when I called "jolene"...which is june..I was like..."hello? jolene ah? eh, jolene, its me oli..."...then june was like..."I think you got wrong number..."..and yeah..everyone started laughing..dang that was a good one...(so yah,don't be lazy....)....haha..so i called jolene..the real one..with my bro's phone and asked her to call me...so that the conference can take place...I told her to test out something..the crosstalk thing lah...k so it started.the plan was to ask her whether she could hear the crosstalk...and the rest in the background suppose to talk lor..haha...so it started off...jolene called, and I was telling her.."eh jolene, my phone got some problem leh...like can hear other people the conversation..the line like got some problem...but before you I got try other people also, some say can hear, some say cannot hear..so I ask you call...see whether can hear anot....."...and the rest was like...glsdgubal;gdfugh;asdjbfaksdgnobn'aeuiobtfdlask....yah hahahahaha...super funny..she totally fell for it.....haha...and after awhile derek couldn't take it any more and he started laughing..so yeah..she got so punkeddd....and the "tradition"(??) was this..that whoever kena prank must stay on the conference..haha..so after awhile..derek, gideon, daryl, ray, jolene, and jovina was inside the conference too..and we pretty much did the same to the rest of the victims: joy, estee, amos and joel hoa....however, estee, amos and joel kindda expected it already...but I shall elaborate on amos' case...super retarded...thanks to our good friend ray quek of course.....so it started off...derek told amos to call my phone...(hmm..amos already smelled a rat..)...so he called...then derek was like..."eh amos, oli got some problems..and he don't know what to do..I also not sure how to answer..so we called you lor...."...(at this point, ray was washing his hands..he doesn't know that the prank started already...)....so when derek was about to talk about my "problems"....ray came back from washing his hands and was..."hello? hello? eh I come back already.."....then everyone was like....."wah lao!!...spoiler lah...."...hahaha...super funny...wanted tao pok him..but havent started on that yet...hahaha.....okok, so after the whole pranking was done..about 10 people was in the conference..yeah..way cool...

So...it was like a trend..almost every other night after that we were conferencing till about 1+,2...man those times were fun man...but it's all gonna end cos school's gonna start.....NOOOOO! school's gonna start...aww man...crap lah..what don't they understand about keeping us young people alive and healthy..they got to know that we are the generation that's gonna keep Singapore..erm..prospering..they got to understand that...ummm..we are the ones that are more vulnerable to hini..(right?)...they got to know that half the people that got hini are under 20....ah heck, they got to know that those that are not nerds, just simply dont wanna go school....zzz...

Oh yah, today's youth was great man..YPS or whatever...(suppose to come up with new name and logo then what happen? Instead of brainstorming for a name..just took away yps...so now no more yps...wah lao....)...haha.....k so ya, today's youth they screened "the climb"..man, it was an awesome show..no seriously, didn't expect it man...and deeply deeply regret...for not even calling or msging my friends to come...greatly pissed at how I deceived myself to not even attempt to invite my friends....sigh....aiya..anyway, great show..would have cried if I was a girl...but God made me a guy..and I thank Him for that...haha....great way of showing how Jesus gave His life for us and stuff..great show, I wanna watch it again man...haha...just like how Miley Cyrus put it.."It's the climbb~~~~...."..hahaha...

Alright...my bro wanna use liao...gotta end off...sian lah..I will miss the conferences guys...sigh...let's all secretly hope for more H1N1 cases..(for the right reason of course, which is for school to close..).....so that our dear health minister will get the drift of closing school.....hehe....I got the this like joy section, where jokes are made to insult her(no offence)................................JOKE OF THE DAY..................................
Q: What does joy do when it gets cold?
A: Sit around a candle.
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Light it up.