Monday, July 20, 2009

APA MACAM~~~~~~???!!!!..aha..I don't even know what that means, gotta ask derek....hey hey hey, sorry for not posting regularly, busy lah huh...but, WHY YOU WORRY?? (ahahahaha..inside joke..)...yeah,and nothing much to post anyway..cos nothing much has been happening, oh wait..a lot has been happning, a lot of school that is...a whole bunch of BORINGG...but yeah, this post is gonna be special cos its probably the first time in my blogging history, if I'm not wrong..that I'm gonna post a picture...haha,yup..took it in my school..its a short summary of what life in my school is like..aha, you could imagine...

Ah man, Springfield? sucks....but honestly, its quite interesting to be in a school like mine..but I took quite a big leap from an innocent Red Swastika School, to a gangstery corrupted Springfield Secondary School..aha, really didn't knew life was like that outside of primary school..hahaha..primary school life was standard..school finish, maybe stay back awhile play soccer.and then go home..and my house was so near my primary school..so hardly went to other places out of the eastlands..but once came to springfield, man, a big change...I mean in the people and the environment...a huge variety of different characters...a mix of funny, stupid, rude, retarded, sick, ah beng, pai kia, mats and many other eccentric charaters..looking at the positive side of my school, well, it's dang funny..there was once this sec 5 malay dude, went on stage to receive a prize (MIRACLE)...and he made this hilarious hilarious speech..super funny..talk for so long somemore..and even the DM was laughing..aha..super cool lah..where would you find people daring enough to say certain things on stage with whole school looking at you? haha..but it was a superb speech..

Other than funny stuff, springfield is filled with gangsters, smokers, mats, people trying to act as mats..or people with just nothing to do...trying to act cool with piercing and stuff...just recently..during recess, I was happily carrying my routine food-a bowl of porridge and 2 char siew pao to my table...and this pai kia or whatever came up to me and stared at me..from the side angle lah..like I walking then he come beside me and stare at me..I knew he was doing that lah..but I just kept walking on....lols? I mean, issit so fun to stare at people? why? studying their ear issit? no piercing cannot huh..ahaha..yeah, no life people..OH OH OH OH OH OH OH..I just remebered something...there was once when this sec 2 NT guy was walking along the classrooms..then some guy from inside one of the classes (he was an express student..)..said as the NT guy walked past..."normal tech people are stupid.." or something like that...then the NT guy not happy..turned, and punched one of the windows..the window had a nice hole in the middle, with cracks all around it..and many many blood oozing out..so along the whole corridor there were blood, on the wall, all over the floor and stuff..drips of blood lah, aha....(wait, I think I mentioned this before..did I?)...anyway, so yah you got my point, springfield is just like that one...you may ask why...well, it is springfield you see..aha..

~~~RANDOM~~~...hey hey, you got to use your imagination for this..you have to get it right if not you won't get what I'm talking...Okay, imagine a...fan...a standing fan, a wall fan, a ceiling fan..if you really can't picture a fan..just think of the fans in the market or in school halls...yah..ok, a standard fan like that has 3 blades right? the 3 thingy lah..the propeller-like thingy..okay, so when the fan is on, you cannot distinctively see the three blades right? because its all spinning too fast right...?...(still with me?)..so yah, you can only see the whole thing moving, can't see the blades...so my question is, if you take a picture of a fan that is on, will the picture show the 3 blades, or not? (oh and please don't act smart and try taking a picture now to see what it would look like..don't spoil it lah, its just for the fun of it..)..Here are your choices:
a) Can see the 3 blades distinctively
b) Cannot see the blades
c) Depends on the camera
yeah, out of this 3 choices pick one and tell me your answer......~~~RANDOM~~~

Okay so yah, I have a little picture..its not shocking or what..but when I first saw it I found it quite funny lah..but I was not surprise because it is springfield, springfield has this kind of stuff....its just a typical scene in my school...



Can't see it? here's a close up..


Beautiful huh, a dangling exit sign..aha..Imagine a school with broken things and dangling signs all over..haha...Yah lah, might not be that funny to you cos you're not seeing it in real life..its super funny..and while I was taking the picture..the basketball guys were storming down the staircase..and one of them said...."ni kan zhe ge, zhe ge shi wo da de leh.."....(relac derek, I will translate.aha..)...in english it means.."eh you see this one, this one I hit one sia.."...oh yeah, haha.big deal..lols....
So yeah, that was just a pinch of everyday springfield life, I was just being kind, show you the uncensored stuff..ahah..wait till I show you the toilet, no doors!!...ahaha....yep, its springfield alright...alright now for some better stuff...........UNFIT JOKES.........
Q. How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A. Take away his credit card!
....opps, I meant............JOKE OF THE DAY..........A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his roof. A van pulls up and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat and a gun. He hands the man the gun."OK, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until it falls down. When it falls down, this little dog that is trained to bite people at the most vulnerable parts will bite the gorilla until it can't move. "Great," says the man, "but what's the gun for?" The old man replies, "If I fall down instead of the gorilla, shoot the dog."


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