Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Hey people, its been a frenzy of pranks ever since the last post..muahaha..sorry if you were one of the victims...but thanks for your cooperation to entertain us prankers..(take note of the plural..so when you want to prank back, not only me ah...=]..) Anyway, all pranks are just for plain fun ya..really no offence to anyone whatsoever...(derek say girl newcomers get prank call...guy newcomers get tao pok..)...haha..kidding lah..but he did say that though..haha..



Our victims this week were Heather, Lydia, Ray and Daryl....but ray and daryl's prank can't say..confidential..haha....so the highlight would have to be miss heather lee...Okay, I won't deny, I planned the whole prank from start to end..BUT...my bro carried it out..haha..man wait till you hear the prank..darn it was good...haha...Okay....OH YAH...forgot about sunday afternoon..alright..after service everyone started spamming helium...wooohooo..awesome helium..super cool and funny....okay, so delayed quite long, then finally went for lunch but delayed again..so had to take a cab back..cos I had to study first before I could join the rest for soccer in the evening...and while I went back..the rest went for CS and pool..wah lao eh..and so..the "organiser" kindda planned for the rest to come to play soccer at 5...but the rest came at 5.45...started playing only 6 or later..don't know who say whatever organiser say, they listened...ya, whatever...actually, that guy is the actual organiser of every single outing..but he chose to put me incharge..and of course wad, why not? when something goes wrong, just blame the one in charge only mah...haha...Okay, so anyway we went on to play soccer, but only for a mere 30 min or so...because our poor friend got injured...AGAIN...sigh..the feeling sucks man..when you can finally get out of the house, you come back injured...that sucks, it always happened to me when I was younger, and people thought I was injury-prone..so did I....lols..anyway, the weather wasn't really on our side either..and poor marc..(issit marc or mark?)...took a cab down to meet us, but ended up wasting his money and time and had to take a bus back after that...sad...so anyway...slacked and watched army daze...AGAIN.....wanted to prank call when they were all at my house..but they don't want...so waited till everyone went home then rest awhile then conference....



We planned the conference on sunday night cos monday was youth day..so could stay up late...so anyway...ezra, joel hoa, gideon and javan and jethro was in the conference..and my bro and I too lah..okay, so the heather prank was like this...my bro was supposed to hold the prank..and I gave him the name, "Mr Tay Soo Peng"...he is the chairman of the "Singapore Olympic team"..(well, that was what heather believed..haha..)...haha..so as we all saw how heather proved to be a long distance runner in W.W.W...the plan was to tell her that they have been scouting around for runners for the Youth Olympic Games (YOG)...and that she was one of the runners that was shortlisted for the try-outs...so yah..you roughly get the prank..haha..and to end the prank, we decided to...."oh yah, one more thing............YOU JUST GOT PUNKED.......".....haha....awesome right....okay so it started.........(you should know which is said by heather and which is said by mr tay soo peng...).............ring~ring~...ring~ring......hello?...yah,hi, is this heather lee from Tanjong Katong Secondary School?........erm,ya..?..hi,this is mr tay soo peng, I'm from the Singapore Olympic commitee and we have been scouting around for runners to participate in the upcoming YOG..we have shortlisted a list of potential athletes for the YOG and you happen to be one of them...and if you pass the try-outs, you will be representing singapore in the YOG........as in, seriously?? (HAHAHAHAHA, that part super funny..)......yes, so we need you to confirm now, whether you can make it for the try-outs......okay,erm...when is it?...its in october.....ya ya ya, can can......okay, great...oh yah,one more thing heather...........YOU JUST GOT PUNKED!!!!!!.......hahahaha..and everyone from the background burst into laughter...and she was like...ahhhh, what the hell...I hate you, I hate you...go and die lah!...haha..of course she didn't really mean it lah..but as she was malu to the max..yea, we understood..hahaha..so yah, that was about it..and we had to send apology messages after that..hahaha...that was a super awesome prank lah...she totally fell for it...haha.awesome..everything went as planned..haha..woohooo..shiok...short prank but super funny...



Second victim was lydia...but she kindda suspected that it was a prank already..so abit sian...javan was holding the call...and the plan was that since she recently got baptised, we needed her to join the ushering ministry..and because of the second service coming up..more help is needed...haha...so true right..haaha...so anyway..the scary part of the prank was to say that before whoever enters a ministry, he or she has to go through a one on one talk with Pastor Gerry...hahaha...and to make things scarier........"actually not that bad lah...its okay one...although last time gideon and ezra came out of the office crying...but yah, its okay one..."...haha..so yeah...but she was like..."I dont believe..!!!.."...blah blah blah..so anyway, didn't turn out as planned...but its alright..haha...had awesome fun..haha....



Oh crap...no time liao..gtg already...k, nvm....umm...this is it guys...the number of h1n1 infected people has turned to a 4-digit number...(that's right jet, over 1000 liao!!)...haha...yes, the current number now if I'm not wrong is 1217...haha..woah...but still schools are not closing...aiyoo...(will touch on that later..hehe..)......okay, better end off now...so for those that still don't know about this segment called, "UNFIT JOKES"...it is where jokes are lame, and needs consideration whether it can make it into the JOKE OF THE DAY...so yeah..like its name, it is unfit to be in the JOKE OF THE DAY.......haha....alright.........(jeering please~..)...........UNFIT JOKES............

Q. What do you call a cow that is sleeping?

A. A bulldozer.

..............yes.....haha,alright....time for the real one..don't worry, no joy this time, getting tired of her jokes............students all around singapore are asking the same question..is school gonna close? and I have a few versions of it.......................JOKE OF THE DAY.............Nerd talking to another nerd.."eh, I think school gonna close leh wah lao...NOOOOO...".................Daryl talking to ray..."eh school closing right? yes, can slack and go play soccer!".....Joel talking to Gideon, "eh, the internet poll put 89% say school gonna close leh! woohoo...can go stay your house!!".........Oliver: eh ezra! school closing leh..woohoo,shiok!... Ezra: ~~DON'T BLUFF!!~~.....