Friday, August 7, 2009

Hi readers, its this time of the year again, where the HDB flats are covered in Singapore flags. Yes, Singapore turns 44 this year, and the producers here at you-nik (actually its only me..) have come up with a song, in tribute to Singapore. It'll be coming up in the next post, and make sure you don't miss it..muahaha..

Alright, this year's NDP "concert" at my school was pathetic..downright pathetic...10 people on the "stage", so not enthu about singing the songs...but once again, we have to thank the entertainers: a group of sec 5 malay jokers...super funny and entertaining...I mean, without them, there's really no concert lah, no fun at all...this group of sec 5s went up on the stage, to add some life into springfield....but just before that, this OPC guy stand up and dance infront of everybody, super funny..and that was when the famous group of guys came up the stage..they are the ones to thank for entertaning us...one of the guys did the...erm,how do you spell it....makarena dance...MA-KA-RE-NA...that super funny dance...ahahaha, it was awesome thanks to them...aha, ultimate jokers..every year confirm come and disturb the concert one...but in a funny way lah..haha...just imagine, half-way during a concert in your school, while singing the NDP songs, this group of jokers come on the stage and sing also...and imagine one of them suddenly doing the makarena dance..ahahahaha, retarded but hilarious...

Aiya, but by next year they leave liao..sian, guess it will be my turn next year..haha...oh yah, I mentioned it right? There's gonna be a song coming up in the next post..its kindda like..my national day song..ahaha...it will be based on Linkin Park's "New Divide" the tune...its gonna be awesome, so dont miss it........................UNFIT JOKES.......................
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
..............................yepyep...lame stuff....umm..I heard this on the radio, awesome joke................JOKE OF THE DAY..........................Mr Yakatori has been in coma for 7 months already, and his wife sits beside him everyday, waiting patiently for him to wake up...One fine day, he woke up from his coma and saw his wife sitting beside him, weeping tears of joy that he finally woke up...and Mr Yakatori said softly, "Dear, you have been by my side all this while. When we had trouble buying a car, you were there for me, saying that its alright not having a car. When I got retrenched, you were there for me, comforting me. When we had to downgrade our 4-room flat to a 3-room flat, you didn't blame me, instead, you comforted me and told me it was alright. And after my car accident while I was in the coma, you sat beside me daily, accompanying me..." His wife was touched by his words and started sobbing quitely...and finally Mr Yakatori said gently, "Dear, I think you bring me bad luck..."