Sunday, August 2, 2009

It was the Man U and Roma, 7-1 match..I was watching the highlights and..... *OLIVER~!* *OLIVER!!*...crap..why did my bro had to wake me up...argghh....yeah, that was how my day started today..aiya, now have to go SEARCH for the highlights on youtube..so shiok sia, watching the highlights in your dreams....aha..

Alright, it has come to my attention that there are readers, who aren't taggers...aha! I bet that's you now..and on the other hand some taggers, aren't readers...that means they just tag...you know to just say hi and stuff..fake fake they are regulars on my blog..*sigh*....or others, just come then they see..wah, post so long ah..don't want read liao, just scroll to joke section....lols..okay okay, I'll try make my posts shorter yea? But please, if you are reading, tag something alright..maybe to comment on my joke or something...thanks..

~~RANDOM~~...alright, the logical answer to my previous random question is that...no,you can't cry underwater..simply because while you are crying..you need to breathe in, and take in air, which you can't do unless you have an oxygen tank with you..then when crying you will like...'sniff' 'sniff'...which you can't do underwater too....BUT...just for laughs, derek got the most accurate answer...you can cry underwater, just like spongebob...aha....alright now for something to ponder about..take a look at your bible..take a look at PSALMS...or is it PSALM...hmmm? All of us pronounce it as PSLAMS..with the 's' behind it..but take a look at your bible..why does it say PSALM?..now, check your content page..eh wait, it is PSALMS wad..then why when you go to the actual page..at the top of the page they put PSALM??..you might say, aiya..short form wad...but if you say that, then why the book, numbers..and judges has no short form? hmm..something to think about huh...(if you know why it is like that please share..)....~~RANDOM~~

Okay okay, I shall end it here..sorry to all the hard core fans of www.you-nik.blogspot.com ....I have to cut short my posts..compromise lah huh.so that everyone can enjoy it...the jokes that are coming up happened during the weekend..they are lame..but you can say it is funny...I can't decide which joke to put in which segment...ah well.............UNFIT JOKES..............the first one happened on sat night..after youth and dinner..dalson was wearing a jacket...and boon teck ask, "Dalson why you sweating?"....and Bryan said, "Cos he wearing a sweater wad.."....aha, but he said it unintentionally...didn't mean for it to be a joke...aha................Okay okay, this one was between Daryl and I...but let me phrase it into a situation.........................JOKE OF THE DAY...................8 year-old Wayne was asking his father, "Dad, if you make something, will you become famous?"...He replied, "Of course, the right word for it is inventing."...And Wayne said, "So I'm famous? " And his dad asked, "Well, what did you do?"....And Wayne replied, "I made noise just now."