Thursday, October 22, 2009

The minute I got back home from school..sat myself down on the couch.......on the tv....Glared at the red plastic bag, containing what seems to be the best char siew rice with egg in the world..(its been about a whole month since I tasted the awesome goodness of it)..Slowly but carefully, taking out the brown packaging..opening it carefully...and what I saw was one of the best sights ever..The char siew..finely cut..the egg, superbly divided into two..and the perfect amount of sauce was spread over the rice, the egg and the char siew..(I don't even know what kind of sauce is that lah..but some call it delicious)..and grabbing a spoon, I shoved it into the nice pile of rice....lifting it up, I opened my mouth to allow the awesome taste of the food to just sink into my tastebuds...and just savouring the moment..(All that, happened in the time span of 3s...excluding the opening of the package etc..) Yup and in a matter of minutes, yours truly devoured the char siew rice with egg...man, never realised how good it was...It was an awesome lunch..usually accompanied by a small packet of Salsa Chilli Chips, a 500ml of F&N Grape.....and then the sports noon edition of the newpaper...yeap..but forgetting the chips this time...Anyway, that was a magnificent lunch..superb..delicious..scrumptous (that how you spell it?)....oh and of course, how fellow Singaporeans would put it...."Shiok~"...yah, the only word that would fully describe the taste of the char siew rice with egg lunch...

Yup, aside from the awesome lunch that God provided..my reults came back today...ahaha..yup...erm I would say I did alright, but only with the help of our awesome God...oh oh..and its my turn...I PASSED CHINESE......wait wait wait......I PASSED CHINESE....woooohoooooo...awesome...and I PASSED A MATHS.....yeah..although if I'm not wrong, overall which includes mid-year exams and stuff..I think I failed both...but...improvement, means improvement...yeah..haha..and yah, english did quite ok..maths..oh I also can't believe that I did quite well for Chemistry too..oh oh.and SS and Geog..Ah, praise God..my CS failed though..praise God..haha..yah, failed by abit only lor..sian..all my other friends passed then I fail...zzzz....ok never mind..praise God still....God is good..(all the time.)...haha..yeah...

Aha, yea..okok..I won't keep it too long.........................................UNFIT JOKES......................................
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic pork.
.............aha, I thought this joke that I found for today's joke of the day is quite good...haha,hope you get it...............................................JOKE OF THE DAY...........................
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days to get there.
By the time they do arrive, everyone's hungry. Joe takes the stuff out of the basket, one by one. He takes out the sodas and realizes that they forgot to bring a bottle opener. Joe & Steve beg Poncho to turn back home and retrieve it, but Poncho flatly refuses, knowing that they'll eat everything by the time he gets back.
Somehow, after about two hours, the turtles manage to convince Poncho to go, swearing on their great-grand turtles' graves that they won't touch the food. So, Poncho sets off down the road, slow and steady.
Twenty days pass, but no Poncho. Joe and Steve are hungry and puzzled, but a promise is a promise. Another day passes, and still no Poncho, but a promise is a promise. After three more days pass without Poncho in sight, Steve starts getting restless. "I NEED FOOD!" he says with a hint of dementia in his voice.
"NO!" Joe retorts. "We promised."
Five more days pass. Joe realizes that Poncho probably skipped out to the Burger King down the road, so the two turtles weakly lift the lid, get a sandwich, and open their mouths to eat. But then, right at that instant, Poncho pops out behind a rock.
"Just for that, I'm not going."