Holy Spirit guide my way

2010-05-17T21:43:00.003+08:00

Sup people..I've moved to tumblr like everyone else has..haha..if you're smart enough, you'll know the url..may come back here to post once in awhile...or NOT..haha.. :]

2010-04-25T13:26:00.002+08:00

Heyy guys..really sorry for not posting much lately..busy with studies and stuff..came home pretty early after service today..and squeezing in some time for a short post now..

Think I have finally been convinced that I should change to tumblr..haha..I'm like the only survivor for blogspot? Aha..and my fans don't want me to quit blogging..haha..so guess I'll be changing to tumblr. Cos I dont have much time to write long essays like before..so some nice one-liners will do in tumblr..haha..but think only have time to change after my exams...yup.

Oh and..talking about change...don't know what's wrong with my msn account..managed to sign in..then cannot see my mails..so had to sign in from the website itself..then they keep saying my password wrong..so could not sign in..so I went to do the reset password thingy right..so everything was done then the mail sent to my account..but the problem is I canot read the mails! haha..so..I went to create new account..oh by the way..please add my new account..its just my name and my surname..no numbers,underscores etc....so yes..went to create new account...but realised that I had 30+ mails in my original account..some quite important I think..so yeap, now thinking how..haha..the reset password thingy is SO helpful..aha

K anyway..hope everything turns out fine..ermm..do we have a joke today? Ermm..but super lame leh..dont think you guys can take it..and its not even funny..lols...bear with it guys.................................JOKE OF THE DAY..................................
Q. What ham can't you eat?
A. Hamster.(Beckham also can.)
..ahaha......alright...gotta go settle my account stuff..if you've received an invitation to add me please add yea..later~!
:]

2010-04-09T22:00:00.002+08:00

Hey guys, CHIYEA! (You know that word that rappers like Jay-Z always use...) CHIYEA!..haha..hey so sorry havent been posting..once again, busy stuff..last week had no time during weekends..had Good Friday service on Friday..and after that, grandparents house..and slack,rest..bball..woohoo..then saturday was section funday! haha. (interesting story)...and ya, then Easter Sunday...busy weekend..last week lah..

Haha, Section funday was..well,fun!..haha..very interesting indeed..well,it rained...so ya..haha..our outing was supposed to be at marina barrage..but changed to east coast park instead, cos some had to go for easter practice...and what a great decision to change venue(not sarcastic)..so ya, started drizzling at about 1.30..which was our time to meet..so met at church instead...and thanks Uncle James! for allowing us to have our "outing" in church..so yea,we literally did it all in church..to be specific, in the bay. So other lifegroup people ask us, "Where did Raddicts have their outing?" And we say the bay...aha..it was fun..played games, had our picnic..awesome stuff.. Oh and it was Tim's birthday that day, so celebrated it for him, and the April babies. Including the newcomer. So cool lah, no one like invite him or what..he was supposed to meet Uncle Quentin, but he came early to church and joined us instead..haha..and could see he had a lot of fun..yup..our charades (trust me, you don't wanna see Justin do a Michael Jackson move..haha)..cat and mouse..the drinking game...oh the drinking game was insane.. Although we didn't have our outing outdoors..we still had a lot of fun (I hope!)..aha..see? We haven't even left church yet, imagine we leave church, roxy square, and have our outing elsewhere.how awesome would it be...haha...(oh yah,got some pretty awesome videos...Ezratic7 is in one of them...I assure you, it won't disappoint...haha)

Haha,yes..a little lengthy today? Well.. Okay, so mum told me I had to settle dinner myself today..so I was like okay, go down, pack some food..and come back watch tv while eating..good plan...so I went down to 85...no idea what to eat..so I walked around 85, a couple of times..haha..to let the smell of the food help me decide what I want to eat, to see if my taste buds had any craving for anything..haha..but like nothing lehh..bak chor mee is always good, but pack not nice..didn't feel like eating fried rice..so I was like..alright, Soon Mong it is...and when I reached there..no more char siew! I was shocked. Baffled. So really didn't know what to eat...so wasted quite some time standing around deciding what to eat. And so I decide that I should go ahead and buy dessert first, ICE LONGAN..haha,never fails..haha..and then decided to try hokkien mee..so I went to order, and specifically asked for no chilli..and what happened? (you guessed it..) got chilli..before I even eat already got bad impression the food..haha..k never mind..it turned out pretty well in the end..didn't eat the chilli part though..haha..yup..the ice longan was the best :] Haha

~~~RANDOM~~~...You know a simple compliment could make someone's day. Just yesterday..it ws a really busy and tiring Thursday for me..the day ended off with A.math tuition..yup..so ya, was feeling tired after a long day lah..walking back home from the tuiton centre..couldn't wait to get home and rest..so was in the lift..with this really friendly guy and I think his mother. And they started complimenting me on my height..you know, so ya..after they left, I was all smiles. I mean of course you feel good after words of encouragement or when people compliment you lah..haha.that guy and his mum made my day, my long and tiring Thursday. haha.. So ya, if you feel like complimenting someone, just do it..you never know how much difference it could make to them..like I said, add a smiley face or two :] ~~~RANDOM~~~

Alright alright, I shall stop here..hmm..jokes jokes jokes...I only have one today..so I guess it'll do................................JOKE OF THE DAY..............................
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To go to the body shop.
..ahaha, sorry..I know it's lame.. I got another joke..but can't type it out, is say one..
Q. What's Kristal's malay name?
Haha..you gotta ask me the answer for that..but don't know if it's funny...anyway, hope the joke entertained you :]....if you've read till here, please tag!

Ms Neo: What do you do when you're stress?
Kok Hwee: Study.
Respect man... :]

2010-03-28T22:24:00.002+08:00

HEY! So sorry, haven't been updating..been as usual..pretty busy..oh yes, march holidays was quite good I would say..a very interesting one in fact..but fun lah..And first week of school flew by pretty quickly..school ended 9.40 on Friday!! Awesome..first time dismiss when the time is still one-digit...wooohooooo....shiok!

~~~RANDOM~~~ Hey hey..you know I realised that one smiley face, can make a difference in someone's day..like during smses and stuff right..smiley faces brightens up the mood of the recepient..so yah, I'm gonna add more smiley faces in my msges from now on..haha..you never know what difference that smiley face can make in someone else's day.. So next time when you're messaging, add a smiley face or two. :]~~~RANDOM~~~

Haha..today's service was great..the easter runup video was good.."YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE"..You know, when you pray for someone right..even if it's a short simple prayer, you never know what difference it can make if that person is going through a certain situation in his/her life..so ya, the video was good man..liked it alot..and even the message, and the video at the end part? Impacting man..awesome stuff..

Okay..I think I gotta go for now..sry if the post is little short...but do we have time for a joke or two? Hmmm...................................UNFIT JOKES....................
Q. What is HAPPY's surname?
A. Lee. (Happily.)
..ahh I'm sure you know that one..sorry..hope this one is good though................................JOKE OF THE DAY...........................
Q. What is HAPPY's most favourite body part?
A. Feet! (Happy feet.)
..hahaha..I thought it was super funny when I first heard it..haha.. :]..
Gotta go for now...Oh yes, good friday, section funday, and easter sunday this weekend~ wooohoooo!
God bless! :]

2010-03-16T21:59:00.006+08:00

~~~RANDOM~~~

Hey! So sorry didn't post last friday..was pretty busy, will tell you about it later..haha...and yes, we have entered the annual March holidays..schedule's pretty busy the way I look at it..also don't know why..gotta put in more effort academically,Oliver..

Alrighty, since my last post...I have been using the word 'alrighty' quite alot of times..hahaha...kk,since my last post..it has been pretty crazy, pretty awesome I should say..haha..oh and last friday was seriously awesome..bryan asked if I wanted eat with him at 85 for dinner..and so okay..I met him there..wanted soon mong but it was closed..to this crazy idea came to us to go zhi cha...and from then on we went on feasting..haha..check this out...

Appetizer...

This is the eating process of the main course...haha..
And for dessert? Ice Longan!!

yea haha..it was pretty crazy...so bryan and I have come up with this challenge, and we're posting it out to anyone out there who is willing to take it up..appetizer,5-course meal and dessert..2 men, 1hour 20 min, and with only 1 can drink per person..appetizer must be 4 doughnuts,2 each.. 1 of the 4 doughtnuts must be an oreo doughnut.. for the main course, must be exact same dishes at exact same place(contact us for more details)..total 5 bowls of rice..and ice longan for dessert...all must be finished by 2 men, in 1hour and 20min..hahaha..are you able to take up that challenge? hahaha..man that friday was fun..it was awesome to FEAST! Insane stuff man...oh and bear in mind that we didn't like fast for forty days then with an empty stomach come and eat this..nono,we had normal meals on the day itself..haha..

NOTE: You got to be a big eater,and have stamina in eating..(haha,never heard of eating stamina huh..cos got alot of people is chiong one..eat super fast..so this is like 'long distance run'..haha).

Alrighty, think I should end? This few days has been AWESOME..but 2 days of hols gone already..super fast..okay okay..erm, I got this joke and has many parts..like part 1, part 2...yah..so I'm thinking..should I say all parts and one time? Or should I every post 1 part...hmmmmm.........k anyway................................UNFIT JOKES............................(wait, I thought I changed it to "A lame joke"?...ah never mind..haha.)......This happened in class one day...

Mr Sim: Why you boys always hang around at the back?

Zhao Ming: Cos we're the backstreet boys.

...ahahaha..super lame right.......haha...alrighty, lemme see....................................JOKE OF THE DAY...........................................

Q. What is HAPPY's gender?

A. Male. (Happy meal.)

Hahahaha....tune in next time for more jokes of HAPPY..haha...I've noticed the increased in taggers..and that's awesome..keep tagging! and God bless!

2010-03-05T17:04:00.006+08:00

~~~RANDOM~~~ HOT!! This week has been burning man..SUPER hot...when it hits 12+..everyone in the class is like..crazy..all go mad..cos too hot..haha..quite fun though..laugh and laugh and laugh..weird..haha..oh,some rain would be nice...haha..~~~RANDOM~~~

Hey hey..it's Friday again..another week over..and its March liao...but you know what that means.....MARCH MUCH MORE!! And it's starting TOMORROW, 6th MARCH...haha,wooohooooo..can't wait man...

This week has been alright..oh oh! Found out that Vito..is in my school! You know Vito,the guy that came for our RR camps..the very tanned guy...yea,cool stuff..praise God..so awesome yea..lols..oh yah, thought next week starting holidays..but it turned out to be two more weeks..can't wait! Oh and recently have this strong urge to play basketball...feel like going down to play now...should I? But by myself like no fun leh.......

~~~RANDOM~~~ Here are a couple of interestng pictures....

haha..I thought this penknife-eraser was really cool! ~~~RANDOM~~~

Ahaha, yeah just some random photos taken randomly..lols..Okay, shall not keep it too long...heard this from a friend of mine...SUPER lame..but I guess it'll have to do for today.......................JOKE OF THE DAY..........................
Q. What is the first thing that comes to your mind after this: "aaaaaabbbbbbaaabbbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaaabbbbbbbabababababaaabbbbaaabbbbbaaaaaaabbbbabb" ?
A. Long time to see (C).
..haha..yes I know...hope you got that one..lols...okay wait, I wanna end with a question for you..

hahahahahaha....and please remember..

hahahahaha..God bless! (Please tag!)

2010-02-28T16:29:00.002+08:00

Hello hello~..("Hello Moto")...aha...sorry,random.....erm,yes...a fine sunday I must say..it's been a good week..where exams started and ended..first term is about over already...and gosh..its already March..time really whizzing past..

What did I do this week? Well aside from the studying part in the earlier days of the week..after exams have been chilling abit..but keep telling myself to not slack too much..hope that gets in my head..haha..and yes, March holidays coming up!.hehe..*Tong Fong Fatt*....and more!.haha..missed those days..

~~~RANDOM~~~...Chelsea lost to Man City 2-4..aha...good job Tevez...lols..~~~RANDOM~~~

Man, I'm runnin out of things to post..hmmm..oh yah, thank God for everything...He's just so awesome..Desmond gave me this bookmark....PRAYER CHANGES THINGS..yeap,keep that in mind and...P.U.S.H...haha..it really works..experienced it before..super cool and awesome...just leaves you in awe of God..and that feeling rocks cos it just makes you wanna offer more unto Him because of His awesomeness..haha..

Oh and..guys, I'm sure you know what's going on..our dear brother Jethro is going to NS real soon..sigh,gonna miss him man..its just not the same when he's botak..haha..really praying that throughout the two years he still can come back on weekends so that we all still can chill and stuff..ah.the set A..haha..(inside joke)..the soon mong..the salsa chilli chips..lol...eh wait, I'll still be able to see him and we can still chill around wad..ah,sure one lah..haha..take care at army Jet!

Alright time to take a break..pretty tired...oh found this joke..check it out.........................UNFIT JOKES.................
Q. What do you call a hiker who likes to gossip?
A. A walkie-talkie.
..so lame right?? aha.....oh oh..this is lame too...but I guess it shall be the...............................JOKE OF THE DAY..........................
Q. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A. To go to the body shop.
Haha!..Alright alright....seeya all at....MARCH MUCH MORE!!.....

2010-02-19T18:36:00.007+08:00

~What it is, what it is~~...haha, helloo there...it has been an awfully awesome week..haha..4 day weekend, 3 day school..that is what I call a "week"..haha..yes, thank God my throat was fine for CNY..the goodies and stuff...but don't remember feasting much this year..aha..although the receiving of ang paos increased...hahaha...
Hmm..oh visiting was fine...haha..pretty funny actually..no,SUPER funny actually..hahaha...sorry can't share it here..hahaha..but thank God that we have a car again during CNY..haha..my uncle lent to us...and I can't believe that Ezra(who is under the teaching of my uncle)..sat in that car the driver's seat before!..haha..so cool..haha yup..first day and second day had the usual visitation of friends and families..oh and second day I actually could have went to the Wenyuan house one...zzz,don't wanna talk about it...anyway..third day, my bros went for the youth leaders thingy..and they went to visit Boon Teck..and Roseline,(not my mum...but my classmate, who happens to be Boon Teck's cousin too..) was there at his house..and met my bros..and said that Edison really looked like me..haha..everyone tells us that we three all look different..haha..weird...

Okay anyway..third day I went to visit Baseerat..haha..together with JJ and Chun Kiat..visitation indeed...the lunch his mum cooked was awesome..and after just chilled in the room for a couple of hours on X-BOX..fifa 07..hahaha..and I realised that I'm really quite lousy at all these..as in like, all the new technologies and stuff coming up..and X-BOX is not even new lah..and I'm so noob at it..gimme a com and I own man..haha..so yea, that day whoever teamed wth me lost..haha sorry! What do you expect..guess I'm way behind time..fiddling with gameboy colours..while everyone else is having PSPs..and the only game thingy I have at home is PS...ONE!...haha..and is not even my parents buy one..is my friend give me one..why? cos he getting PS 3..-.-...hahaha..anyway, who says you need all these to survive? Although I would like a better com!..haha.super lag..so yes, you have found out that I'm not the technological, IT crazy kind of person..aha

What I am doing now is guitar..haha..yes, finding out chords..wanna start learning tabs and stuff...tough man..but once you are able to do it..the sense of satisfaction surpasses all the pain you went through..haha...talking about guitar..gotta go practice for tomorrow...oh yah, tomorrow have....LIVEWIRE~...haha..wooohooo..

Aiya actually I wanted to blog about quite a few stuff one..but forgot..sian lah...oh but anyway..had a really awesome friday..shiok..and I can't believe I stayed back in school on FRIDAY..just for A.math remedial and a little bit of E.math..the time was 3 hours but it didn't feel like it..anyway...think didn't study for full 3 hours lah..confirm one..oh yah...mr sim super funny lah..haha..he talking talking talking..then suddenly his chair break and he fell a little..I wanted to break out in laughter but didnt..haha..was super high just now..also don't know why..lols..check out the chair...

haha..the whole back part broke..then he fell backwards...but after that he fixed it..claiming he was what engineer..then he know how to fix..if gives us fix we won't know how..haha.super funny lah mr sim..

Okay..that was random..anywayy..Man U won AC Milan 3-2...awesome..okay okay..gotta go eat and practice my guitar liao...oh yah, talking to Danny on msn now..he keep talking about food...super funnny...hahaha..................UNFIT JOKES...........

Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato?

A: "You better catch up!"

hope you got that one...lols......................................JOKE OF THE DAY........................

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter?

A: It's too far to walk.

Aha...sorry,got tired of searching for jokes..hope this will do..(please tag!)

2010-02-12T15:24:00.002+08:00

Helloo people...people who read and tag, people who read, but don't tag...and people who tag but don't read..haha..wassup people..do you know that you are fearfully and wonderfully made by God? Ain't that awesome? haha..cool right...lols..

This week..hmmm...I would say fine lah..it was okayy..God has been great of course..haha..erm...oh oh..wednesday was superb man..can't believe it but actually stayed back after school to do A maths with my friend.haha..and mr sim lah..lols..stayed till 6+ somemore..haha..shocked myself.but one thing good is that mr sim treat us dinner after that...ASTONS..haha.awesome man..then we had an interesting chat..and mr sim was like suaning the other teachers too? making fun of them..haha...my friend and I shock..haha..didn't know he like that one..hahaha...so cool...oh then after that he treat me cab back home...wooohoooo...haha..never see him so good before...after 4 years of teaching..in fact, 4 consecutive years of form teacher...haha..cool stuff..

There's has been work to do lately of course..everyday, almost every period come out this word, "TYS"..ten-year series..haha..sianded..but hey, its CHINESE NEW YEAR...where the chinese gather in their families to feast and then follow up on the other days by going to relatives and friends' houses to take money and cope food..hahaha..doesn't that sound awesome? well for the children, yes..but for the parents? haha..maybe lah..haha..don't wanna let the homework affect the holidays...so better finish them by today...

~~~RANDOM~~~.....have you ever counted your blessings? or how much God has done for you? haha..tell you..uncountable man..seriously..God is just that good...THAT good..THAT awesome..never-failing..how many times have we not read the bible..but each time when we go back to reading again, and ask for forgiveness, God is there to forgive.? How many times when we are not faithful in things like tawg and prayer, and yet when we ask God to help us in our situations, He is always there.? He is a faithful God who NEVER fails..ain't that awesome? ..but don't take Him for granted...haha...try counting your blessings or what God has done for you...aha, good luck man..haha..=]~~~RANDOM~~~

Hah..kk,tmr no LIVEWIRE..sianded..k never mind...gotta go do something that will benefit me in future already...haha!....heard this just now from a malay friend of mine...super lame and no link..but I guess it will do for today.................................JOKE OF THE DAY..................
Q.Why superman shirt so tight?
A.Cos size 'S'
..
Q. Then why batman shirt so tight?
A. Cos buy 1 get 1 free.
......aha...and like what they say....MEREPEK!!
haha...happy chinese new year!

2010-02-05T16:26:00.002+08:00

HELLO people..so sorry for not posting last week..been really really, no..really busy...fridays are my only more free days..but of course, God has been good, has been awesome, as always..haha..Oh yeah...FEBRUARY already..wah,super fast lah..it's like..jan gone just like that..really really really super fast..insane..and you know what the teachers say, "That means one more month closer to Os.."..ah I'm sick of hearing that.....haha..k anyway..did you know Venu got healed? No need crutches already..his fine..that's what he told me lah..haha..awesome..praise God..super cool...

Okay, recently was real busy cos of the Os...homework..studies and stuff...and because of the recent badminton competition couldn't cope with studies..thank God its over..so should be able to catch up..missed 11 periods of a maths cos of the competition..zzz...oh and yah, I lost all my matches, did play one rubber set though...but on the whole, lost everything..yah,praise God...and to think my team was counting on me to win..ha..oh and ya, the worst part is that the competition days are on Tuesdays and Thursdays..which are my tuition days..so after the match..must go tuition..super sian and tiring..sigh..so ya, what an awesome month of january...losing all my matches when I could have won all..well, maybe except for one...its just the redundant mistakes lah....ah, don't want to touch on unhappy stuff..erm..but God has really been awesome lah...He really never fails... Dear reader, please get this into your head...GOD NEVER FAILS....

Okay, I wanna take this time to thank the one and only Bryan Ong for providing me with sony ericsson earphones..awesome..thanks Bryan!

~~~RANDOM~~~ You know what..I recently realised that my handwriting is seriousy bad..it's just horrid lah...really really really bad handwriting..sigh, I have to face the facts of life..Oh yah, I wrote christmas cards last year for you awesome livewireans right..so I wanna apologise for the really bad handwriting...and one of the comments was that my handwriting was like a 5 year-old....aha,thank lah...but I have to admit that was a good one...but..sigh, really terrible handwriting..haha..have to do something about it soon...~~~RANDOM~~~

Alright...time to end it here..should be sufficient for you... Anyway, later got meet the parents at school...wah sian..imagine going back to school on a friday NIGHT...wah..haha..alright...I finally got one...................................UNFIT JOKES.................................
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go skydiving?
A: It didn't have the guts.
....aha, think you expected that already lah...................................JOKE OF THE DAY.....................(still in the midst of searching for one...).....................
Q: Why did the coach give his football team lighters?
A: Because they kept losing their matches.
....Hahahaha..yup, that was ultra lame man...but like it says, its the joke of the day...haha.hope you enjoyed it.....aha....till next friday I guess...=]

2010-01-22T14:45:00.002+08:00

Yo yo yo yo yo...Its Friday again..wooohoooo...man, this week really flew by..thank God....Oh it was a super super tiring week lah..competitions, tuitions, homework...ah sian..but never mind..after the competition then not too bad liao..oh yah, badminton competition by the way..just got trashed by AHS and dunman sec...sigh..see lah, dont want to have training in the holidays how to expect to win competition...somemore last year the coach slack to the max..at least now the old coach come back..better..but also no time train..this year also last year for the seniors....sigh....super sian...

Okay anywayyy...erm..crap,nothing else to post....aha..OH YAH......oh gosh...haven't I said? My earphones spoil...AGAIN...wah sian...so yes, the desperate cry for SONY ERICSSON earphones again...if anyone have spare, and fully functional, please donate it to to muah...thanks...aiya, think it's my phone problem actually...sigh..mum,get me a new phone and a new plan...aha..my phone keep shutting down by itself...so irritating..lols..

Hmm..HAPPY BIRTHDAY ESTEE!!! (AND HILMI!)...haha..beloved lifegroup leader...RADDICTS MAN!!! WOOOHOOOO..haha......alright alright alright....I actually had no joke..but just thought of an ultimate lame one...and since I only have one joke today....................................JOKE OF THE DAY..............................
Q. What happens when you put a coin in a coin box?
A. Nothing.

Aha, so sorry...I actually have a real joke(but lame also lah..)..but I don' want to type it out here, not very nice lah..haha...so please ask me when you see me yea? Aha...it's about MONEY....haha...NEO OUT!

2010-01-15T15:31:00.002+08:00

Yo people...oh yeah, week 2 is history..haha...yes..thank God that the week past pretty fast..phew...erm..things has been going alright..still a little tough throughout the week..especially on tues and thurs...tues I had badminton training..then after that chiong back for tuition..so by the time come back from tuition super tired..and still had a lot of work to do....it was the same for thurs..cca..then tuition at night...sigh...and this is gonna go on for at least another 2 weeks...sigh..competition period somemore.....zzz

Okay anyway..today is a friday!!!! Which means what? That dismissal time is 12.35...and NOT 3.30...like every other day..zzz...chilled around..decided to go home to have lunch..cos was craving for soon mong....packed it home and was ready to it..but when I opened the packet, it dropped on the floor...and about half of the food fell out..super sian lah..half an egg..and so much delicious sauce all on the floor...zzz...ultimate spoiler..so had to clean up..and eat only half of the food..zzz..oh and was watching NBA together with my bro..erm..cleveland and utah....wah...so exiciting..cleveland was leading..then at the last quarter utah fought back..they were in the lead..cleveland looked like they were bound to lose..then my bro say they confirm lose..but if cleveland win, he do down help my buy food..cos I dropped my food mah..so I on lor...then after that, 3 mins left then lebron james finally did something..scored 2 superb 3 pointers..then got his team back into the game...then fight here fight there..cleveland was in the lead with about 20 secs to go..so my bro was like SIAN...then I super happy..cos I was looking forward to the 2 pratas..haha...then foul here foul there..timeout here timeout there...9 secs left..96-94....cleveland still leading..then the rookie came in for utah..he was the one that helped fight back in the earlier parts of the fourth quarter..so last few seconds..ball somehow got to the rookie..he shoot 3 point..buzzer beater!!!! 97-96!!! Utah won!!!...then my bro and I shocked..and super sian..cos I want the food..and he also actually was supporting cleveland..ya..so sian lah..haha..so drama sia...aha

What an interesting afternoon...haha...sigh..still got work to do..actually not much lah..just personal revision..haha...eh eh..just got an idea..new segment on the blog..aha...

***DEBATE***...haha..let's have a little debate shall we? Haha...my friends and I were arguing about this in the week:
Who's better?
a)Paul Scholes,
or
b) Steven Gerrard?
.hahaha....***DEBATE***

Aha..yup..Okay...got an awesome joke guys..heard it from the MUTTONS...haha.......................JOKE OF THE DAY........................A blonde was driving her brand new sports car...and she cut past a lorry, almost banging it but didn't, though causing a little scratch...and this pissed the driver off..the driver signalled for her to stop, and they both got down..the driver took out a chalk and drew a circle on the road and demanded that the blonde stay in the circle and not move, while he checked his lorry..the blonde was a little scared at first, but not so much after awhile..the driver got angry and said to her, "issit nice if I scratch your car like this?" And he turned around, walked to the car, and gave it a scratch..He turned and looked at the blonde, and she was smilling..the driver got more pissed and took out his key to the scratch her leather seats..and the blonde chuckled a little..and the driver shouted at her saying, "You think this is a joke??!!?!!"...And he took out a baseball bat from who knows where and started smashing her car windshield and doors...and at this point the blonde was rolling on the floor and laughing her head off...and the driver screamed in her face and said, "WHAT'S SO FUNNY??" And the blonde finally replied, "Everytime you not looking I step out of the circle..hehehe"..

Hahaha..hope you liked that one...woohoo, tmr LIVEWIRE!! Aha...God bless!

2010-01-10T15:46:00.003+08:00

Woah ho..sorry for not posting for some time readers...it has been a busy busy first week of school...first week of sec 4 life..haha...sian lah..but I would say it was better than expected..super busy though..a lot of things happening..but thank God for bringing me through...but now another week is coming..haha..sigh.busy period..homework, cca, tuition..oh, tuition is the worse.aha..but church on the weekends..ah, can't wait now that the weekend has kindda ended..

Aha..oh lifegroup was great..kindda messed up during worship though..sian..oh and now got new book! finally can learn more songs...but some I still can't play..sian lah..haha..um um um..can't blog much today..still got some work to do and some songs to learn..haha..

~~~RANDOM~~~ One thing you can definitely count on God..is that He NEVER FAILS ~~RANDOM~~~

It has been a good week..school..church and stuff..just can't wait for the weekends again..but for now..it's back to school..yup yup..another busy week I suppose..erm..

Let' have............................A LAME JOKE.....................This hapened while we were eating..We were talking about schools and stuff..then Kristal was from tanjong katong right..then Daryl said...."no wonder you eating KATONG laksa...".......aha,super lame lah...aha..ok, this one is cope-d from daryl...haha..sorry, but thanks!................JOKE OF THE DAY..................... A blonde went to a furniture shop to get some curtains..she was looking around and finally decided on a pink one..so the sales assistant asked her how long did she wanted it to be...and she said half a metre..and the sales assistant was shocked and said, "But that's so short! No window is that short".and the blonde replied, "Oh I don't need it for my window, but for my computer.." and the sales assistant asked why..and the blonde replied.."Cos my computer have Windows.."

Yea I know, pretty lame..haha...alright alright..gotta go I guess..doubt I'll be able to blog during the week.sigh..A new weeks starts tomorrow..Week 2 of sec 4 life..."woohooo"..
well, like the song goes, "This is the day that the Lord has made, I will rejoice and be glad in it."

2010-01-03T15:52:00.003+08:00

Happy new year people..yes, it is 2010..a very exiciting year I must say...am I looking forward to it? Hmm..still thinking about it..haha..2010..a year of change...no more writing 09 for date liao..even yesterday during sermon..i wrote the date as 2/1/09...and ray laughed at me...sigh...haha..

Oh WATCHNIGHT service was AWESOME...it was really great..I wanted to give this testimony, but didn't.."I know it seems abit weird for me to be saying this, when maybe someone like derek or ps kenny would do it. But I really thank God for the growth in livewire throughout 2009..how much we have accelerated, and really grown..just look around you..from the stage there where ps gerry is sitting..all the way to the drums there..all livewire..."....yah, along that line lah..seriously..it was like a whole sea of red on that day...3/4 of the people there were youth..I was at the back doing lights..so I saw how it looked like...wah, I tell you..awesome man..we were singing that song..."and I, I'm desperate for You..." You know seeing everyone lifting up their hands and singing..it was so desperate lah...and that sight to see everyone just reaching out for God was just shiok..

Yea, what a way to wrap up the year and begin 2010..just power lah..and most of us stayed all the way..and later even went for breakfast at macs..haha..I really just love livewire man..this insane bunch of people to just chillax with..I have to admit that the holidays were really really, really good lah..honestly...but way too short..and now, school starts..Oh boy..here we go, all over again...I really pray that this year will pass super fast man..God has been telling me so many things..freaky..but exiciting..haha..

Oh yah!!..last night..we went to pasar malam..after youth..hahahaha..super funny..the girls persuaded jet to play this shooting game..suppose to shoot the duck down..and you win a prize..simple as that..haha..and jet did it...so 3 bucks for 8 bullets thingy...so missed all..I mean most of us tried also lah..but all miss..close, but miss..aha..then he said and fun sia..so he paid for another game..I mean..I had to share with him half half..haha..so yah..we shoot shoot shoot..all miss.then after that uncle David came along and saw us there...so it was the last bullet..so we just ask him to shoot lor...HAHAHA..his first and last shot..zhong liao..haha..ownage...total ownage..no where to hide our faces...we tried so many times..then he try once win the prize liao..haha..pro pro..and got ourselves a fake spongebob..haha..which is in my room..ezra that's gonna be your present! hahaha..

~~~RANDOM~~~...you know God has just been superb lah..really really an awesome God...done so many things for me recently, in fact, all this while... and I really praise Him for He is worthy...you know in the bible it says, if the disciples keep quiet, as in like don't give praise to Jesus..the stones will cry out, the stones will praise Him... That's how great and worthy is out God..awesome awesome awesome....~~~RANDOM~~~

Hahaha, the fun times...awesome stuff..Guess it's time to face reality..gotta go cut my hair and get the stationaries I need..haha..okay okay..no lame joke sorry..but I got one just now from the pasar malam..................................JOKE OF THE DAY......................

(I'm sure that's super man alright...)

God keep me in your hands and pull me through this year.

2009-12-31T13:27:00.004+08:00

Yoyoyo..its officially the last day of 2009..sigh..how sad..it has been a superb year..school really flew by..and the hols flew by even faster...but really..this year holidays has been insanely awesome..just chillin out with livewire..aha...shiok lah..

But sadly, like the most hatred saying goes, all good things must come to an end..but hey, who knows, 2010 might be even better...Ahh, got Os next year...SIAN-DED...wah liew..its gonna be so weird once 2010 comes..when writing date on our worksheet..cannot write 1/1/09..or 0 something...but its gonna be 10...weird..

~~~RANDOM~~~...MAN U THRASHED WIGAN 5-0...AGAIN! WOOHOOO....~~~RANDOM~~~

Oh oh..tonight got watchnight service..haha..its gonna be overnight..so awesome..but before that got my cousin's wedding..so gonna go late for watchnight..hope can be in time for the countdown..and hope all goes well for the countdown this year.haha...

2009..awesome year..the year when LIVEWIRE turned 2..the year when LIVEWIRE hit ONE HUNDERED AND FIFTY during the birthday bash..the year when about 60 youth turned up for YOUTH CAMP..and all returned SOULED OUT for God..the year when the november-december holidays were practicially rotted away..but yet, it was super fun just slacking around together..at youth camp..bowling..sentosa..oh gosh..how bout those nights...ahh, the aweseome memories....and guess what, all that I have just mentioned are about livewire.still haven't inlcude other stuff...haha...awesome awesome year..but we have no choice but to bid farewell to 2009 and say hello to 2010...let's pray that 2010 is really gonna fly by..especially for those taking Os!..haha..

Shall not have any jokes today..but just admire this...just awesome stuff...

This is Livewire 2009..now what's going to happen in 2010?

2009-12-29T14:51:00.002+08:00

Hey there..its the last week of holidays!! zzz....k never mind...anyway..went to Desmond's housewarming party last night..all the way in the WEST...(nothing but monkeys there..)..aha..had fun...quite a few went..the food wasn't excellent I would say...but I wasn't in the eating mood anyway..haha..went home 9+10...and yeah...but now, feeling abit crappy..think cos too much BBQ food..then very heaty..so abit sore throat flu..but I refuse to have it..last week of hols must enjoy...

~~~RANDOM~~~You know, God has just been awesome lately..AS IN SERIOUSLY...I mean, He's been awesome all the time..just great..really, just how great is our God..~~~RANDOM~~~

Aiya, nothing much to post about...oh but yesterday was really good..not so much of the BBQ itself..but really the fellowship...on the way there was fun..went with Javan and Jet..met Ezra at outram park..and headed down to the WEST..met Danny and Gabriel..then later the rest came..took a bus to Desmond's place...and on the way there Danny suan Nicole like siao..haha..super super funny...ultimate suanage of her height..hahaha...he rocks lah..and near desmond's house got a lot of monkeys..and Danny was super scared..the girls not scared but he super scared..hahaha..keep screaming like girl....then Javan and I keep bluffing him got monkey behind him then he super scared..haha..his scream is epic...hahaha...joker..oh and his poem!
"We were meant to be, pepper lunch and me."....HAHAHAHAHA...awesome lah he...

Reached there..slacked abit..eat abit..cooked abit..then ran out of food..zzz..then had to wait for the rest to come..haha..so continued to eat.and later played hai nan chi fan..haha..the idians weren't very good at it..haha..but it was super funny..and we managed to hit four or five...lols..Okay, then later Uncle Thomas sent us all the way back to the east...thanks Uncle Thomas! Okok...while we were on the train to the west...we were talking about going for the housewarming and all that right....so.......................................A LAME JOKE.....................................Javan said,after that house will be very warm..........
Yah...haha...then later Ezra said..............................JOKE OF THE DAY..........................So if always have housewarming then will add to global waming lah.....
Hahahahaha...super funny lah...Ah, each time I look at the Youth Camp Souled Out photo..it just can't make me stop smiling..haha...wooohoooo....LIVEWIRE!!

2009-12-26T20:11:00.003+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS everyone! It's the time of the year...shiok shiok shiok......awesome cards and presents..thanks everyone for everything! The writing of the cards were quite tiring..but erm worth it? Haha..had countdown and stuff..fun fun fun...Okay, got nothing much to post about today..so shall end it here..oh yah, had an awesome time chilling at safra today...hahaha..super funny...alright alright...sorry,no lame joke today...but hope you get this one.................................JOKE OF THE DAY.................................HARK EVERYONE!!!
Ahahaha...Merry Christmas!!

2009-12-23T20:14:00.003+08:00

HEY PEOPLE!!..The hols has been awesome so far...and now its the christmas period~...haha...its been really hectic this few days cos completing my homework and writing cards..(yes,I'm writing this year....sry,if you don't get one...haha.)....yah, so been super busy..wish could be slacking with the youth again...

Man, jet and I were talking about the growth in livewire.and what we have done this hols...woah..shiok~! Livewire is just an insane bunch of crazy, crappy, funny people that God has put together..aha..charged for God yea...haha...

~~~RANDOM~~~...Here's one for you....Define a nerd.

Is it..

(a) Very hardworking?

(b) Very smart?

Or....

....hahaha...tag your answers yeah.......~~~RANDOM~~~......

Okay, shall not keep it too long today...still got a lot of stuff to do....I heard this one from my friend...super lame.................................A LAME JOKE..........................

Q. Why is Mary angry?

A. Because she had a little lamb. HAD...

.....aha..yup.....okay, this is a little something from the camp...haha..................................JOKE OF THE DAY..................................

LIVEWIRE!!!!

2009-12-18T21:43:00.002+08:00

WASSUP LIVEWIRE!!!!!! WOOOAAAAHHHHH..it has been an insane week man..super duper shiok to the max...just power lah..7 days chilling together and counting...hahaha...wooohooooo....Youth camp was just...erm...no word could express how youth camp was..haha..but it was really just shiok shiok shiok..haha...oh gosh.....camp camp camp...really A-W-E-S-O-M-E...seriously..I'm sure if you are reading this you would have been there to experience the camp...the games? Disgusting. But quite fun...the rooming? HAHA!. My roomies ROCK..Nigel and Daniel..haha..it was super fun lah...danny is ultra funny..just can't explain it...and he make us laugh like siao...and honestly I've never seen nigel laugh so much before..haha...so nice to see him laughing with us..lols...Danny is full of crap lah..but super funny man...eat like siao...he calls himself the food counsellor, food specialist...no man, he's the food CONSUMER..hahahaha...awesome lah he....probably one of the best people to room with..haha...shiok..

Oh and the services? Hmmm...insane..crazy..shiok..power..awesome...what else? Really really really good..God is just so good and so real..woooohoooooo....arrgghh..really awesome lah..(sorry I keep repeating the same things, but camp is just really really really shiok..)...the preacher rocks..ps Ben..and the camp com...the theme of the camp..the games..everything lah...oh oh the skits...hahahaha..I would have to say that the skits this year wasn't as good as last year's...haha...but still...it was awesome...we had super little time to prepare and for my group the letter haven't even finish....but Fushan won! Hahaha..shiok..and I thought my skit wouldn't be funny at all lah..haha..but everything turned out great..the camp was just power power power..the last morning the service was just insane lah.I don't even know what was going on then suddenly the presence of God just fell...all of us kena whack...but it was really superb....*sigh*...why must it end.....zzzz..

Anyway..after camp..went church...stayed all the way till prayer meeting..woah..and during that duration..it was super fun..haha...*danny*...hahaha...so shiok..the post youth camp activities..haha..then after prayer meeting finally went home...then thursday..went bowling..haha...and today..went sentosa..haha..just gila youths you know...haha..but seriously...livewire...man you guys rock..super shiokk time just chilling together..today at sentosa too..haha..now all got sunburn..haha..but yeah..livewire rocks............okok, shall not keep it too long lah...........................................A LAME JOKE...................................
Q.What do a hockey player and a magician have in common?
A.Hat tricks.
Hahaha...yeah lame stuff........................................JOKE OF THE DAY......................."Don't trust volleyball players with your drinks." "Why?" "They might spike 'em."
(Sorry..I know it's super lame...super tired of finding good jokes liao..can't find anymore..zz..k anyway..please tag yea....) LIVEWIRE!!!!

2009-12-09T16:04:00.002+08:00

Hey fellas...its wednesday already..super fast man..time is just flying...good and bad at the same time....erm..Sunday was pure awesomeness..haha..most of the guys and some girls came over to chill...soccer first, then basketball, then poison ball..haha..don't know lah...but played alot..and for quite long....

Reached there and found out there were a few people there already..so played with them lor...but they called more people..but interestingly we also had more additions to the team as time passed..and daryl owned butt...haha..came for like 15 min then hat-trick liao...haha...shiok..haha...fun stuff...oh,hahahahahahaha....daniel is like super FUNNY...haha..joker lah he..ultimate miny derek..hahaha..

~~~RANDOM~~~...Hey, if you wanna buy something right..for example, a TV...will you get one that you like..or will you get one that is better, like get it for its quailty lah..but you don't really like it as much as the one that you had in mind...which one will you get? Quality? Or preference?~~~RANDOM~~~

Then after awhile we went to play basketball..daryl also own..haha...super fun sia..but I super long havent played bball...anyway, play then rest, play then rest, play then rest...haha..then after that some of the others played poison ball..while the bball hardcores continued..haha.but about evening time went back for dinner..cos mum cooked..but joined them again after that..and played again..haha...

Oh monday was alright..but monday and tuesday technically..was A-W-E-S-O-M-E....haha..wooohooooo...shiok shiok shiok..don't wanna blog about it lah..too much already..haha..Okay, today went to check out some guitars with amos and ray..during amos' lunchtime..haha..thanks amos! So many to choose from, not sure which yet..maybe gonna see somemore...

Okay lah, wanna get some sleep before I go to............ sigh...so sian till dont wanna talk about it....okok..time's up..................................A LAME JOKE....................................
Q: How do you keep a man from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head!
...........that ain't funny huh...haha...this one's a good one..did some editing myself.............................JOKE OF THE DAY...........................One day Spongebob, Patrick and Squidward were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river. (I know they live under water but just somehow okay, they came upon a raging,violent river...just go along with the joke although it makes no sense...)
They needed to get to the other side, but couldn't figure out how to cross it.
Spongebob sang a special song and the flying dutchman appeared..and spongebob asked him, "Please Mr. Flying Dutchman..give me the strength, courage and ability to cross this river.” (Squidward was laughing his head off in disbelief..)
Poof! And he gave spongebob big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.
Seeing this, the Patrick did the same and asked,"Please Mr. Flying Dutchman, give me the strength, courage, and ability to cross this river.” Poof! And Patrick received the skill to chop down a tree and fashion it into a rowboat; he was able to row across the river in about three hours.
Now Squidward had seen how it worked out for spongebob and patrick, so he also gave it a go..“Please Mr.Flying Dutchman, give me the strength, courage and ability to cross this river.” Poof! And the flying dutchman turned him into Sandy, and she walked across the bridge to the other side...

(Hahahaha.........Can't wait for YOUTH CAMP!!!...oh and please tag.tks)

2009-12-03T20:55:00.004+08:00

OH HEY..AH CRAP I'M UNDER ATTACK RIGHT NOW...if some of you are still unaware...my bro just finished his A levels today..the fact that I can still type is because he is gathering his ammo...yup..he's going mad right now...(NO NOT AGAIN!!)...yeah, you would have guessed by now...my bro is attacking me with all his worksheets, his revision papers..(NOOOO!!!).. He's crushing them all into paper balls..and just bombarding me with all the paper balls....(AHHH NOW IS THE SOLO!!!)...Oh yah, havent told you, he's playing music on the radio...and when it comes to the chorus or the rocking part he will just flood me with his worksheets.. wah lao..you just dont know how much worksheets an A level student has....ahhh..crap..pure torture..its raining worksheets now..worksheets balls...hahaha..actually quite fun....(pictures coming up!!)

Alright..now onto the week..erm..lets see..a few days ago..went to slack with ezra,bryan and javan..yep..oh yeah..went to safra for bowling..I totally sucked at it..it was just like throwing 4 bucks into the drain...zzz..haha..anyway it was fun...lols...Today ray came over to chill..watched a couple of shows then went for dinner..yah..okay..it is time..

Today's jokes shall be based on my earlier attack of the worksheet balls that my bro bombarded me with..hahaha............oh yah...we shall have TWO joke of the

day...hehehe.....................................JOKE OF THE DAY......................

(First wave......)

(Second wave..)

....................aha..and this ain't even a quarter or all his notes and worksheets....hahaha......alright alright....I like these final ones....................................JOKE OF THE DAY.....................................

(Can you see it? hahaha....)

(Yeah and that's it....haha..crap lah, didn't take the final picture showing the amount of worksheets...haha..k never mind....)

So moral of the story guys? People that finish their As may be smart..but they just go nuts after that...(well,maybe just my bro...aha....please tag yeah!)

2009-11-30T16:00:00.002+08:00

Oh hey..so sorry havent been updating..been super busy lately..cos of the livewire birthday bash..anyway, it was worth it...spending those hours planning and decorating...sigh..now its over...will be left with nothing to do...but the bash was AWESOME..

I was handling one of the games stations..aha..LOST IN SPACE....haha..(please forgive all the names of the games..aha)...yeah, objective was to pick up as many marbles as you can (from a big container of flour)..with a pair of chopsticks..in 20 seconds..haha..sounds dumb? Yup...but turned out pretty fun alright..and thank God that the other games were quite good too..I was afraid that the games weren't solid enough..but I guess when playing it, it seemed quite fun..but yes, since my station involved flour..I couldn't avoid getting dirty..luckily my shirt was white..sigh..at least 3 people "flour-ed" me..aha..but it was alright...if it was me I would have done the same to the game marshall too..haha..its all just for FUN..oh everyone got 3rd and 2nd prize..except for the one pro...kenneth..aha..the only person to get 10 marbles..and to get 1st prize.....haha..oh yah, jeremiah was my most popular customer..hardcore fan..he came at least 5 times I think.and each time he aimed for the 1st prize..but to no avail..haha...anyway...fun stuff...I said the exact same thing to everyone during those 20 secs while they were picking up the marbles..haha..but I'm glad everything turned out fine..and for the rest of the event too..the videos were good..the skit was insanely awesome..haha.master shifu...awesome stuff....and most importantly at the end of the day..about 13 salvations if I'm not wrong..yup..woohoo...praise God..

The birthday bash was awesome ain't it...oh but now...one even more awesome is coming up...and that would be YOUTH CAMP..dang I can't wait..and its just like a couple of weeks more..super fast lah..last year's youth camp was power~...this year's one..I just can't imagine..ahaha.....can't wait....oh and I can't believe that its like december already..super fast lah..one month of holiday gone..now left one more month...NOOOOO...next year got Os sia..sian..zzz..kk..nvm..must enjoy now while I can..(or should I get a headstart in my revision?...aha, yah right..)....

Okay okay...super important announcement to make.....carbonaragoomba has re-opened! Finally!...the tags have paid off...haha..yeah..wooohooo......okok..its time for.........................................A LAME JOKE...................................................
A car slows down at a stop sign and keeps driving. A cop sees him and pulls him over.
The cop asks, "Why didn't you stop?"
The man says, "I slowed down."
The cop pulls out his nightstick and starts beating him. "Now," the cop says, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"
...erm.That wasn't funny right?....(sigh,okay..gotta go look for a good joke now..)..............................JOKE OF THE DAY......................A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.
"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.
The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "Are we over the border yet?"

(Sorry..got tired and just stuck with this joke..hope it was.....^%(&%&^%$&^>...)

2009-11-20T14:54:00.004+08:00

Hey..hope you guys like the new skin? haha..there's suppose to be a bart simpson somewhere in the page..but..dont know where..haha..so its just a plain skin with two yellow lines...haha..hope it looks fine...there's no profile..lols....lazy put..and the tagboard and the links are not in a straight line..haha..weird..anyway..will just leave it like that for now..lols...

Okay, Tuesday went to boon teck's chalet at night..haha..fun stuff..met up with gideon first..then derek,david,gabriel,amos........went on and on..haha..the walk to aranda was fun..lols..then reached the chalet then I saw..roseline there (no, not my mum...aha..) say what?! She's boon teck's cousin..and my classmate..haha..cool huh...so yah..and saw all their cousins again..kenneth all those..think they are coming livewire birthday..haha..woohoooo..so anyway..headed back home at 9+...tks bryan!..haha..

Oh Wednesday was awesome..went to CAGE..haha..woohooo..shiok..go play soccer with the rest..played against pan sap's friends..okay lah..at first we play like crap..concede alot.haha..then later we played much better and scored back...I played more of a defensive role.. cos all the others wanted to attack..haha..but never mind, defended well with CK at the back and still managed to score a couple of goals....haha..shiok stuff, super fun..hope we can do that again some time..oh the crappy thing was after soccer..went to go back for TUITION..sianded..

Yesterday.haha..funny day..I decided that thurs, I would start my work..sort out all my homework and stuff..haha..but aiya..couldn't resist fifa..haha..but at least I touched my homework..after 19 days of holidays..haha..aiyo..zzz...can't slack too much...

Okay okay...time for me to go find a joke for you....................................A LAME JOKE.......................
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling crummy.
...aha..yeah.......but I dont think this one is very funny too...ok lah..............................JOKE OF THE DAY..........................A boy was at a public pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle at the boy and yelled, ''Hey! Don't pee in the pool!''
The boy replied, ''But everybody does it!''
''Not from the diving board!'' shouted the lifeguard.

(hey, what happened to the sharp decrease in taggers? zz..please tag my blog if you are reading this...thanks..)

2009-11-16T19:32:00.003+08:00

Oh hey...so sorry for not updating frequently...zzz..have been busy slacking lately..aha...erm, went out to plan some stuff today..haha..the trip there was quite fun..ahaha...a bunch of merepek..hahaha..erm,not really gonna touch on that today...

Was just looking through Gabriel's old photos of the youth..haha..awesome stuff..the good old times...although now is also awesome..haha..the photos all so funny..aha..but woah..really a lot more people now compared to them...awesome stuff..hmm...oh oh! on sat, we went to watch the soccer match, Singapore and Thailand match...but before that was baptism at east coast..shiok..so many people....then we had superb chips..and headed off to national stadium...yup, the one where they said it would be demolished or sth....yeah...haha..it was actually drizzling..and about to rain..but prayer works yea..God just never fails....erm so yah..rain stopped and went on with the match..Singapore got owned man..their strategy is what? Get the ball, pass to Duric...then no one support him..lame..so thailand got most of the possession and won 3-1..sian..

~~~RANDOM~~~...Do you know that the thailand soccer team is actually from the thailand olympic diving team?...yea..~~~RANDOM~~~

Hahaha..yeah..ultimate divers lah..or should I say weak..abit abit fall down..retarded..you know who's the fittest on the thailand team? The medics. Cos they everytime need to come out with the stretcher..haha...a whole bunch of crappy divers....zzz..disappointing result...anyway,after that went 85 for supper...oh that was awesome..shiok lah.haha...

Oh man, some of the guys are going overseas tmr..sian...then can't come this weekend..sian..anyway, hope its gonna be an awesome trip for them...okok....................................A LAME JOKE.........................
Q: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
.......yeap..lame lame lame....this one is not too bad....hope you get it.................................JOKE OF THE DAY.................................A guy walks into a bar looking frustrated. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?"The guy replies, "Well I've got these two horses and I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."The bartender suggests, "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"The guy says, "That sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."
A few months later, he returns to the bar in worse condition. "I shaved the tail of one of the horses, but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"The bartender says, "Why don't you try shaving the mane?"
A few months later the guy is back. "I shaved the mane of one of the horses, but it grew back!"The bartender yells, "Just measure the height of the horses! Perhaps one is slightly taller that the other one!" The guy storms out of the bar.
The next day, the guy runs into the bar. "It worked, it worked!" he exclaims. "I measured the horses, and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!"

2009-11-09T20:38:00.002+08:00

So sorry people, for not posting for about a week...yep..oh well, the past few days has been awesome...didn't really enjoy the holidays until the fourth day of the hols...thursday..woohooo..it was shiok..fri also had fun..sat and sun too...aha..but I guess I'm only gonna blog about thurs yea..if not it would be super long..

It started off in the morning..where I had school..(don't wanna touch on that part..)...then after school went to meet ray..we planned to go find derek for lunch..so yea..we were on our way to tampines inter..when bryan called out of the blue..asked whether wanna go eat anot..so I asked him to join us to go find derek..so yea..met at tampines and took a train over..ahaha...and guess who we saw in the train..ahaha...it was THE man..the parkway guy..the parkway _ _ _ _ _ guy...aha..yup, with his earphones there, listening to who knows what..and he was speaking loudly as usual..erm..funny? yes...poor thing? yes.. but anyway..bryan dared ray to go stand in front of him..ahha..super funny..but ray didn't dare...if not confirm laugh like siao..and also not very nice to laugh..so we were all there, trying to hold our laughter but to no avail..aha..but strangely we didn't want to like..walk further down the train so as to avoid that guy..but we just stayed there...oh oh...after awhile, the seat beside that guy was empty..and this aunty came in..saw the empty seat, without hesitation went to seat there..she looked quite happy to get a seat..but less than 10 seconds later...she realised why the seat was empty..haha..and suddenly "ah crap.." was written all over her face...hahaha..super funny..so anyway..we trashed talk alot and even said to go follow that guy wherever he goes..haha..merepek lah...

Okay so anyway,,met derek for lunch..had an awesome TONG FONG FATT lunch..haha..shiok...then after his lunch hour was over..we left..and ray had to go training..so left bryan and I..clueless of what to do..called marc..but his phone off..called ezra..but he in school...so we were thinking of things to do..and bryan and I finally decided to just go back to my house there..to get a LYCHEE bubble tea..that was our goal for the afternoon..to go get a lychee ice blend..so ya..so on our way back..trash talking all the way..aha...and when we reached bedok..decided to walk back from there..to kill time..so yea..and crazy ideas started flowing in..I think it was me who said that we will eat as long as we come across any coffee shop or eating place...haha..the 'theme' was..spontaneous spirt..so almost everything we do..must be spontaneous..and just do it..so after bedok stadium..stopped at this coffee shop..for some western food...yep..and then headed on the alfiah for some prata..aha..then bryan said that if there were any 'must buy,must try..' kindda sign..we must buy..so after thinking awhile..I thought through carefully and thought to myself.."aha,lived here so long..never seen this kind of sign before.."...so I agreed..and when we reached alfiah..ordered our prata...and then I saw this sign..it said something like this.."Delicious putu piring..TRY IT. You'll be back for more..Probably the best putu piring in Singapore..." So I was shocked lah..then wah lao..had to buy the putu piring....ahaha..tried it..ok lah..but if that's the best..? I wonder what the others taste like..haha..(oh yah..we saw a HUGE bannana..forgot to post the picture of it..maybe in the next post yea..)

So yeah..that was a crazy and full afternoon for us..oh and in the end.didn't buy lychee bubble tea at all..aha..our whole adventure was based on our goal..but we didn't buy it in the end..too full..haha..so anyway..went back home..watched PCK Pte Ltd..haha..so much nicer..and after that bryan went back..and yah..we were supposed to meet derek for dinner..just to chill..then bryan in the end didn't go..so me and ray went to meet derek..I met derek at bedok first...before MRT-ing off to airport...to meet ray..and unexpectedly..ray brought two of his friends..Chee Yong..and Gerald..haha..derek and I were surprised..but were fine with it in the end..oh and I called ezra over too..but he was late..so yah..the two guys were pretty friendly..easy to talk to..yeah..had some fun slacking and eating dinner..and daring ezra to do dumb stuff cos he was late..haha..but never do in the end..haha..so yea, headed home at about 9+...and that wrapped up the day...aha...

Phew, its over..3 paragraphs..haha..yup yup..fun stuff..fri went out at around afternoon evening like that till night..sat hang out at church and sun slacked with bryan and marc..yup..and today? Had badminton training..my leg was injured so couldnt really go training last week..and even today can't really play properly..anyway..thursday have friendly match..don't think I am match fit yet..haha..(macam soccer..)......okok.............................................A LAME JOKE.................................
Q: How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, two..one, two, three, four!
......hope you got that one.......................................JOKE OF THE DAY.........................(relax,this aint a dirty joke..)
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."
The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married."
The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
"Great," he replies, "Get your own blanket!"

2009-11-02T14:55:00.002+08:00

Oh hey, its the holidays...aint that awesome? Yea, but I went to school for nothing today...nono, I had school..I didn't forget that it was the hols already..I really had Com studies lesson today...which was from 9-10...I was at the bus stop around 8+..missed two 69s cos it was full..so was late and reached school about 9.35...awesome stuff huh..so yea, we were supposed to show some of our com studies thingy to the teacher..but, oh wait...my thumbdrive wouldn't work..just great...nono, it wasn't the thumbdrive's fault..it was the computers in springfield...zzz..at home thumbdrive can work then in school cannot..sian..so anyway..couldn't access the thumbdrive..couldn't do anything...so headed home just before 10...yup...came latest, left earliest...zzz...went to school for nothing...on a MONDAY morning...during the HOLIDAYS.........

Okay okay..last friday went to watch Michael Jackson's THIS IS IT....wah lao eh...it was super duper good lah..you havent watched it? Go catch it now...it was awesome...just seemed a little short..couldn't get enough of MJ..the rehearsals were great..imagine what the real concert would be like...wah...zzz....power lah...ultimate man..I have to watch it again...it was really good lah..oh..was waiting for billie jean...was afraid that got no billie jean..then suddenly..(sound effects that I don't know how to type it out here..)..yah..wah shiok..but sadly no moonwalk...arrgghh..never mind..the movie was dang good man....woohoooooo!!

Shall keep this post short yea................................A LAME JOKE........................
Q. What did the skeleton say before it ate?
A. "Bone-appetit."
................erm..hmm...this joke is..er...haha..kindda funny? lols..................JOKE OF THE DAY..............
Q. What did the rug say to the floor?
A. I've got you covered

2009-10-29T21:09:00.002+08:00

Hey people~...tomorrow last day of school man (hehe,sry daryl..)...woooohoooo...but think next week whole week still need go back..zzz...okok..post-exam activities so far has been fine...oh, we had archery yesterday morning..and you are reading the champion's post..heh heh heh...it was awesome..

Oh, it was fun man..first 5-10 min of briefing..and the next erm...2 hours? Play..yea, that's what I call a post-exam activity..it was shiok..during practice..me and bas were destroying the bullseye man..haha...ok lah..not all shots bullseye..but mostly in the yellow region..(which is good.) So yea..and when the 'competition' came..it was just..who want to participate then participate kindda thing..winner gets H2O drinks..yup..haha...erm..so yah..it was suppose to be 3 people per team..9 arrows each team..each person 3 arrows..got it so far? So yah..but me and bas were a 2-man team..which made the win even more impressive..haha...First round..we scored highest..6 yellows (30 pts) and a few reds and blues...our total score 40..beat the rest...went to second round..got lesser teams..and again..out of 9 arrows..6 yellows..and a few reds and blues..total points 41..haha..owned the rest..so went to last round..bas and I...against the other team..gilbert,farhan and huai wei..3 on 2..haha..so for last round, 3 arrows each team..1 arrow per person..(well, different case for bas and I lah..)....so yah..our total points was 12..beat the other team by a point..yea...haha....WOOOOHOOOOO...the feeling was awesome..got ourself 4 H2O cans..(yea, like that only..zzz..)...haha, but the feeling was so shiok..started from scratch, and owned the rest...and moreover, we were a 2-man team!..haha..ownage...might take up archery..haha..so fun....first time doing archery and can own liao..haha..awesome stuff...

~~~RANDOM~~~....Do you know that if you shoot an arrow just like that, it can fly up to a distance of 1.8km? Cool right...well, now you know.....~~~RANDOM~~~

Okay, now coming to the tagboard...wassup with the sharp decrease in taggers man? Tag my blog, and bryan's blog..you all ah..just don't understand the labour of bloggers..sigh...ok anyway..let's move to your favourite section now...yup,jokes time.....erm..due to popular request..the name shall be changed to.."lame jokes"......or rather "a lame joke"..instead of unfit...erm, "cos all jokes are fit"....the words of a wise man...aha....okok.......................A LAME JOKE...................
Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
A: The police thought he was a cereal killer.
...........funny at first? then lame? thought so too.......................................JOKE OF THE DAY.....................A man was driving along a dusty road, when he ran out of gas. The man walked to the nearest house and asked if he could get some gas. The owner of the house said that he could stay the night if he wished, since the gas stations were now closed.
"But I must warn you," said the owner, "there's a monster in the garage. No matter what you do, don't touch it."
With that, the owner went upstairs to sleep. But the man was curious, and went out to the garage. He flipped on the lights, and saw a huge, horrible, reptilian monster, curled up in a heaving, grunting ball in the corner. He walked close and stuck out his tongue at it. Nothing. He made a nasty face at it. Nothing. He called him some evil names. He made fun of him. Absolutely nothing. So he put out his finger and touched the monster. All of a sudden, the monster sprung up and roared. The man wasted no time and took off running -- with the monster in hot pursuit, and gaining.
The man found himself on the edge of a cliff with nowhere to go, and the pounding steps of the monster getting closer and closer. Then the monster caught up with him and with one giant claw put his finger on the man's shoulder.
"You're it."

2009-10-26T21:21:00.003+08:00

Hey guys..it's the last week of school man...can't wait for it to be overrrr...(sry about the O level people)...yeap yeap yeap..O levels starts today..ending around 11,12,13 nov? (As you can see..I have nothing to post about today...)

Alright alright...our good friend here..ahem...*mah brother from another mother*...yea..probably the best crapper around the hood..okay, if you have even noticed..he has closed down his blog..due to erm..zero taggers..(YES, its bryan)...so yea, the hits counter is there.(I got my very own too!) .and it has reached a massive 4-digit number...but it still seems that the readers aren't really taggers too...you know the saying right.."every tagger is a reader, but not every reader is a tagger." (HAHA...how do you do it Oliver..)....okay so yah..please please please..if you're reading this..tag my blog, and go over to his blog and tag too..and I don't know bout you but I think his posts kicks butt..super funny.so if you want to see his posts again..go to his blog and tag tag tag..plead him to open his blog again..but of course, when he eventually does opens his blog..(hopefully..) there has to be taggers..if not he post for nothing right..so yah..I think his crap is really of high quality..(NOT THAT CRAP..)...so yah..erm..if you wanna see him posting again...maybe what you can do is to vote..yea..see my tagboard on the right of your screen? yup..tag there, "VOTE"...yah..that's all..tag "VOTE" (to 1900 112.....)...and if it comes to a reasonable number of votes..hopefully he'll consider opening his blog again..(I didn't say that only 1 person can vote once..*HINT HINT*) and of course, go to his blog and tag and ask him to open his blog too lah...

Yea..hopefully there'll be hardcore carbonaragoomba fans..see? even their url is so happening..haha..yup.....ahem...so please readers..(emo piano music start to come in..macam president star charity..when the video of the person is showing..)...just look at the amount of effort he puts in everyday..sitting infront of the com,cracking his brain to put in a good and funny post for all you people..and what you guys give in return? 'sniff sniff'..NOTHING...all he's asking for..'sniff'...is just a tag from everyone who comes across his awesome posts..is that so hard?!.....

Okay okay..merepek over..time for some jokes.................UNFIT JOKES.....................
Q.What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A.A carrot!
.......................................JOKE OF THE DAY.......................
Q: Why do gorillas have big noses?
A: Because they have big fingers.

(hahaha, alright..hope you got the hint yea...go tag bryan's blog!!)

2009-10-22T14:41:00.002+08:00

The minute I got back home from school..sat myself down on the couch.......on the tv....Glared at the red plastic bag, containing what seems to be the best char siew rice with egg in the world..(its been about a whole month since I tasted the awesome goodness of it)..Slowly but carefully, taking out the brown packaging..opening it carefully...and what I saw was one of the best sights ever..The char siew..finely cut..the egg, superbly divided into two..and the perfect amount of sauce was spread over the rice, the egg and the char siew..(I don't even know what kind of sauce is that lah..but some call it delicious)..and grabbing a spoon, I shoved it into the nice pile of rice....lifting it up, I opened my mouth to allow the awesome taste of the food to just sink into my tastebuds...and just savouring the moment..(All that, happened in the time span of 3s...excluding the opening of the package etc..) Yup and in a matter of minutes, yours truly devoured the char siew rice with egg...man, never realised how good it was...It was an awesome lunch..usually accompanied by a small packet of Salsa Chilli Chips, a 500ml of F&N Grape.....and then the sports noon edition of the newpaper...yeap..but forgetting the chips this time...Anyway, that was a magnificent lunch..superb..delicious..scrumptous (that how you spell it?)....oh and of course, how fellow Singaporeans would put it...."Shiok~"...yah, the only word that would fully describe the taste of the char siew rice with egg lunch...

Yup, aside from the awesome lunch that God provided..my reults came back today...ahaha..yup...erm I would say I did alright, but only with the help of our awesome God...oh oh..and its my turn...I PASSED CHINESE......wait wait wait......I PASSED CHINESE....woooohoooooo...awesome...and I PASSED A MATHS.....yeah..although if I'm not wrong, overall which includes mid-year exams and stuff..I think I failed both...but...improvement, means improvement...yeah..haha..and yah, english did quite ok..maths..oh I also can't believe that I did quite well for Chemistry too..oh oh.and SS and Geog..Ah, praise God..my CS failed though..praise God..haha..yah, failed by abit only lor..sian..all my other friends passed then I fail...zzzz....ok never mind..praise God still....God is good..(all the time.)...haha..yeah...

Aha, yea..okok..I won't keep it too long.........................................UNFIT JOKES......................................
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
A: Jurassic pork.
.............aha, I thought this joke that I found for today's joke of the day is quite good...haha,hope you get it...............................................JOKE OF THE DAY...........................
Three turtles, Joe, Steve, and Poncho, decide to go on a picnic. Joe packs the picnic basket with cookies, bottled sodas, and sandwiches. The trouble is, the picnic site is 10 miles away, so the turtles take 10 whole days to get there.
By the time they do arrive, everyone's hungry. Joe takes the stuff out of the basket, one by one. He takes out the sodas and realizes that they forgot to bring a bottle opener. Joe & Steve beg Poncho to turn back home and retrieve it, but Poncho flatly refuses, knowing that they'll eat everything by the time he gets back.
Somehow, after about two hours, the turtles manage to convince Poncho to go, swearing on their great-grand turtles' graves that they won't touch the food. So, Poncho sets off down the road, slow and steady.
Twenty days pass, but no Poncho. Joe and Steve are hungry and puzzled, but a promise is a promise. Another day passes, and still no Poncho, but a promise is a promise. After three more days pass without Poncho in sight, Steve starts getting restless. "I NEED FOOD!" he says with a hint of dementia in his voice.
"NO!" Joe retorts. "We promised."
Five more days pass. Joe realizes that Poncho probably skipped out to the Burger King down the road, so the two turtles weakly lift the lid, get a sandwich, and open their mouths to eat. But then, right at that instant, Poncho pops out behind a rock.
"Just for that, I'm not going."

2009-10-19T19:45:00.003+08:00

"Wassup mah fellas~!..Everybuddy in da house say "yeah!"...hey hey hey..we're here at you-ni~k~!! (cups ears and waits for audience to cheer)...haha..aight aight aight aight aight aight..we goin for a commercial break right now..let mah man, DJ I-SOTONIC take y'all out.....(Music: Boomz zzi pup zzi, boomz zzi boom boom pup zzi.....)......"

Aha..sounds familar? Like some Wild N Out..or Yo Momma huh...hahaha..aight aight...hahah...today is where official post exams kicks off...(actually it really started on friday itself lah..)....oh but yesterday after service..went for some soccer..had a lot of trouble getting everyone there..and many people pang seh-ed us....but praise God that still a reasonable amount of people went...and oh also thank God for excellent weather...well you see, we haven't had superb weather the last few times we went to play soccer..but yesterday was extremely hot..hot to the maxx..and I praise God for that..yea, like what pastor said...praise God that it wasn't raining..praise God that there was no bush there, so that there wouldn't be a bush fire..praise God that no one got heat stroke...and it goes on and on..God is just great yea.....haha..had a good time..but was super tired after that..we all headed home kindda early at about 5....yup...

And woke up early to do TAWG today.....before heading off to meet ray at bedok inter...ray is a joker lah..super funny..go out with him can laugh till got dandruff (I was just trying to make it like.."shop till you drop"..you know..sth like that..haha)...it was really fun lah...after met up then we went to find derek for lunch..found tong fong fatt...woah it was awesomeeeee...super nice..no queue somemore..haha...then after that..slacked awhile at ps and decided to head home since we very tired and didn't know what to do..we wanted to do something that would not cost us much..so we were thinking..movie? nah..too ex..cycling? erm..wrong attire...and finally ray said...window shopping...hahahaha...super funny lah..but decided to check out the hubstation for any movies.haha.yup..and watched benchwarmers...haha..super funny..awesome movie..me and ray were high throughout the afternoon..laughing like siao...aha..crazy day...

Awesome post exams activities so far..and in the middle of my 5 DAY WEEKEND..aha..woohooo..awesome....oh yeah oh yeah..I wanna thank fellow crapper BAO..for his 1 para on yours truly..yes, for the recognition he has showed to the producers here at you-nik yea...but..(like what every winner of the VMAs would say..)...this wouldn't be possible if not for all you fans out there!!...haha....yup, thanks thanks..terimah kasih..he has also been a wonderful inspiration to blog..yea..super funny and crappy..a great blogger to learn from..but comparing in crappyness? He wins hands down..he's in his own league of crapyness man..aha...merekpek siol....haha...okok..shall not keep it too long. (or is this already too long for you?).....erm today's one is erm funny and..lame? I don't know..just finding a joke to fit this section............................................UNFIT JOKES........................
Q: Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen?
A: To draw blood.
haha yup...funny? lame? up to you..its for your benefit..just to brighten up your day....aight..heard this from derek just now...ahaha...you got to get this....................................JOKE OF THE DAY......................A couple were camping out one night..so they were sleeping in a tent that night..and in the middle of the night the woman woke up..she opened her eyes and she saw all the beautiful stars..she woke her huband up..and asked, "Do you know what this means?" and her husband..being an expert in stars..started expaining all the stars thingy..and astrological stuff..and his wife replied.."Nooo...this means that our tent got stolen!"

2009-10-16T21:22:00.005+08:00

Hey Hey Hey...wassup readers~...guess what happened today...something so awesome...okok, I'll tell you...EXAMS FINISHED!! Aha,wooohoooooooo....and boy are the testimonies coming in..God is just great lah..awesome...Okay, many many happenings have been happening ever since the last post..But first....

It's has been a very difficult month for me, and several of us..its the exam period...and worst of all...when we need it most to fill our tummies after our papers, its not there...that's right people..85 is closed! 'sniff''...have a good last look at it.....

That's right..its been closed for renovations and re-painting if I'm not wrong...oh but thank God for its re-opening this monday,if I'm not wrong!! (And I'll get full marks for all my papers if I'm not wrong!!)...haha...yup, can't wait man...oh how I missed soon mong man..have been surviving on chicken rice with egg for lunch everyday..and rice with dishes (the same dishes)..everyday for dinner..yea...phew, pulled through that..you see, sometimes people don't learn to appreciate good things, until it is gone..Have a look at Mr Michael Jackson...man is he good..up to now I am still replaying all the RECORDED MJ shows on my HUBSTATION..(haha..)...yea..and also for 85..never did I think that it would be gone...and true enough, it won't be gone..haha..its coming back..finally....

Oh here's an advantage of living at block 98, (or at my unit) :admiring God's creation.....(and listening to the 24th storey guy that sings extremely loudly in the shower..haha!)

Yea, I'm falling in love with sunrises...just beautiful...(if it won't so troublesome, I would have posted all my sunrise photos..sry..) Haha yup..super nice..oh yea, I put in photos so that though the post may seem long, the photos will make it less straining..(I hope..)...haha..

Alright alright..had a wonderful day today..went to pan sap's house for a swim after today's paper..yea..shiok..super fun..become blacker..haha..ohoh..something super cool happened during chem paper today...it's just awesome lah..okok..it was the last 15 mins of my chem paper right..I prayed a short prayer and asked God to help me point out any questions that I need to check again..or redo..etc...so yah..so in the last 5 mins..(oh it was super cool, try visualizing the whole thing...)...on my table right...had my question paper, and my OAS sheet..(you know the OAS thingy right..)..so yah..okok..if you had notice..on the top of the OAS sheet there's the 3 words.."MINISTRY OF EDUCATION"...okay..so my question paper was on top of my OAS paper.covering half of the OAS sheet..so the words "MINISTRY OF"..was covered by the question paper..and what was left was "EDUCATION"...right? (with me so far?)...so yeah..and my pen was placed in such a manner, that it covered the the 3 letters "EDU"..so what was left was "CATION"..right? understand so far right...so yah...and if some of you know, cation is some chemistry stuff..and there was this question that had the word cation in it..only 1 question had cation in it..so I stared at the word "CATION" for some time and I thought..."hmmm..could it be?"..then I went to check the question..and indeed! There were some stuff that I wrote wrongly and managed to change in time...yah...super super cool lah..God is just great..and that's only one of the many things He did for me in the span of 2 days..haha....yeah...

Okok relac..I'll end here..today's joke is awesome..but you have to get it lah...haha....but first..........................UNFIT JOKES................................It was Mr and Mrs Tan wedding anniversery..He asked, "Dear, where you want to go this year? Anyway where you want.." Mrs Tan thought he was so sweet and said, "Aww..erm, I want to go somewhere I have never been in a long time.." And Mr Tan said to himself, but a little too loudly, "Then go to the kitchen lah..wah lao..so long never cook for me..."..............ahaha, funny? erm..soso lah..wait till you get this................................................JOKE OF THE DAY....................................................There was this plane wreck.....haha..no lah...lols..okok..there was this plane, yes..you could say it sort of wrecked..but everything happened in the plane..okok..it was in serious danger and the plane was on it's way to crashing already..this woman inside the plane couldn't take it any longer and stood up and shouted, "I'M TOO YOUNG TOO DIE!! NOO! I HAVEN'T LIVED LIFE TO THE FULLEST!!.....@*&^$(*&#(()$%&^%#......"... and out of panic and desperation she blurted out..."CAN ANYONE MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN!! IN THESE LAST FEW MINUTES ON EARTH...CAN ANYONE MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A REAL WOMAN??!!.....HERE AND NOW!!"...yeah..an everyone got quiet for 2 seconds and continued screaming cos they knew they were gonna die.....and this tall, dark and handsome young man from the back stood up and replied, "Yes, I can.." He walked toward the woman, unbuttoning his shirt, button by button..and by the time he reached the woman..his shirt was off already, and his 8 pacs were bulging out of his body...he had his shirt in his hand, and put his arm around the lady..and said, "Here, help me iron.."

(Aha, hope you got that..=]........WOOOHOOOO....5 DAY WEEKEND HERE I COME!!)

2009-10-02T14:50:00.002+08:00

Hey readers, so sorry about not posting lately..year end exams are getting closer, so can't spend much time on the computer..sorry about it, but I ensure you that you-nik.blogspot.com will be back in business as soon as my exams are over... In the mean time, enjoy this joke..........................................JOKE OF THE DAY...................................................A plane was on its way to no where..but the plane crashed on a deserted island and all 200 passengers died or were rotting to death..except 3 of them, an american, a japanese, and a british. As the american was the pilot he was sort of the 'leader' there..so he instructed the british and the japanese guys and said, "Guys, we have to get some resources before it gets dark..I'll go look for food, you there the british, go look for shelter, and you, the jap guy, go look for supplies. We'll all meet here at this tree,that looks exactly the same as the other trees, before the sun sets....." So their quest for survival started......The american guy manage to bring back some fruits and the british found a newly bought tent in the middle of no where. It was getting dark but the japanese guy wasn't back yet..the american and the british were getting worried whether he got lost..but just a few seconds later....the japanese guy jumped out from the bush behind them and shouted...." SUPPLIES!!"

(Haha, hope you got the joke..lols...erm, any request for a song that you want me to crap out? If yes, what do you want the song to be about......and pls keep the tags coming..thanks)

2009-09-21T13:37:00.002+08:00

WHAT??!! It's been about a week, and there's only one tag??!! Thanks Natalie for your huge tag, really touching...wah, what's going on man..if you're reading, leave a pleasant tag..zzzz...okay anyway, last night's match was insane..what a thriller indeed...final score, as in really really final score...Man U 4-3 Man City...woah it was insane..real saviour of the night? Uncle David...

The game started awesomely with Rooney slotting in just after a minute or so..shiok..but to attract some attention, Foster just had to do some stupid moves to get his name on the headlines..so selfish huh...after being tired of staying at the back, and wanting to get his name in the papers..well, he finally got what he wanted..All over the papers Foster is there..he better be thankful that Man U got all 3 points...Actually its not that I don't like him or what..he's quite good actually from what I've read a couple of weeks ago..the papers say things like.."Foster with brilliant saves....forced a great save out of Foster...."...you know all that crap..then I was thinking..hmm,wah Foster not too bad wad...then last night saw him play? Super scary lah..aiyo...zzz..k anyway, Man U won and that's what is important..

At second half, shawn brought out his huge Man U flag, and started waving it around, in hope of goals....And indeed, during starting of the second half, score was 1-1..but 3 mins after start of second half, score was 2-1..with Fletcher finishing off a great cross by Giggs..but man, Bellamy scored a superb goal to equalise...I have to say it lah huh..the goal was really nice..but it was super frustrating to see that, because all the hardwork done to score was cancelled by that strike..so throughout the match..super tense...but Giggs crossed in at 80 mins and again, Fletcher was there to head in an almost similar goal to his earlier one...so everyone was super happy and relieved..because ever since Bellamy made it 2-2, Man U was attacking like mad...(oh yah forgot to mention, was at Shawn's house watching the match with him, amanda,aveline, my bro and I.....Uncle David was sitting at the table playing some soothing music on his guitar..)....and what really kept me alive throughout the match was Uncle David's nice, soothing, peacful music..it really calmed me down..aha...because the match was so tense, your heart could stop for a moment or two..so yah..awesome music...oh back to the match...then Bellamy equalised to make it 3-3..(another mistake by defense..) and he equalised at 89 min..then everyone was like...WAH LAO EH.....

But once again, the hero saved the day...this time, with his cool piano skills...haha,awesome stuff so nice and peaceful..everyone almost died in the last 10 mins of the game..it was insane..but the music kept us alive...hahaha...so anyway, almost everyone had give up hope..flag was left lying on the sofa, while all of us were too excited to keep our butts on the seat..so we were all standing up...and it was the last attack for Man U..I saw the flag, picked it up and held it, in hope of all 3 points...and in that matter of seconds......A thousand and one things happened...it was like this *&%&*^*^*^*&^**&*^$^%&*&^%^^@*@^ ......GOALL!!! GOALLL!!! GOALLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awesome stuff..like we all dreamed, Owen scoring the winner of the match in those dying seconds...WOOOHOOOOOOO...and whistle blew and that was it...WOAH! Superb superb match...scary, risky..but all 3 points secured....wooohooooo...wah lao..power match lah..all of us screamed and shouted till we had no voices....phew...super shiok match..what a derby..oh and what really put a smile on our faces even before owen scored, was this fat dude with a turban on his head...several times he was in the camera's view..and he started dancing in a super hilarious way..haha..and when fletcher scored to make it 3..the fat guy almost pounced on Mark Hughes...hahahahahahahaha...awesome awesome awesome stuff..

Haha...WOOOHOOOOOO...what a wonderful match..now wasn't that a great match review? Haha..where else can you find such an awesome match review other than here...haha.....Alright alright..haven't had a lengthy post in such a long time..however I only feel that this is necessary...lols...crap lah..need go study now...zzz..........erm..let's end with a random note yea...can't think of any good jokes now.......

~~~RANDOM~~~......haha, thanks to uncle David we are still alive..his calming and soothing music kept our heartbeats at normal rates...hahahaha...merepek siol......~~~RANDOM~~~

(Please leave a tag yea..)........AIYA...FORGOT TO POST ABOUT LIVEWIRE FUN DAY......crap..nvm, next post....but won't be able to post as often nowadays..gotta study..and yes, I said I got to study, I wasn't kidding..

2009-09-13T15:38:00.004+08:00

Hey guys..what a lovely sunday afternoon huh...ah, it rained just now..perfect weather for sleeping..but look guys..thinking of all the positive things is just not going to take away the fact that school is starting tomorrow..sigh..aha, yup..sorry for the reminder yea..

Haha, ah well..we have to face it guys..and moreover, this is the last leg of the 'race' for this year..unfortunately nothing is motivating me to chiong studies now..aha......sigh...it seemed like it was just yesterday when I was blogging about whether there was going to be an extension for the holidays during the june hols cos of hini...and now? The sep holidays are over already..sigh..super fast lah...and its another month to exams..crazy... Anyway, looking in a more positive manner, this month is Nicole's, Amanda's, Jolene's and Daryl's birthday...(sorry if I missed out any..)...Happy birthday and God bless!

~~~RANDOM~~~ hey hey, I'm back again..to brighten up your spirits....or maybe to just make you ponder for nothing...aha...erm...have you ever thought what are the moles on your body for?......~~~RANDOM~~~

Alright..can't seem to drag the post any longer..aha...but hey, you lucky to be reading this post..because today we have an awesome joke about our good friend that never fails to entertain......................JOKE OF THE DAY.............(you have to really picture this scene...)....It's the first day of school for the new year and Mr Goh is taking a new sec one class this year..he starts with telling the students to introduce themselves...
Mr Goh: You there. Please stand up and introduce yourself.
Andrew: Hi, I'm Andrew Low. And I was from Rambutan Primary School.
Mr Goh: Ahahaha(in high pitch and unique tone) , DON'T BLUFF!!
Andrew: No, AS IN SERIOUSLY. And my hobby is playing badminton.
Mr Goh: Huh..REALLY MEH? (in utter disbelief..)

(hahahaa, yea sorry guys, that's all I could come up with for today..really hungry so can't think of what to post..haha..)

2009-09-10T15:21:00.005+08:00

Yo yo! What it is! What it is~! Hey hey lemme here you holla~ It's the Y to the O-U to the N-I-K! Haha..hey guys..that's how we talk in the 'hood..aha..aight aight..haha...I don't have much to blog about again..but let's rewind to last friday.....

Last friday was fun...the guys came over to supposedly play risk..however had to plan for saturday's skit...now wasn't the skit awesome? Well let's just say that's what you get for cramping together about 6 of the most creative (crappiest) people in livewire..haha..but that's good right..you like that huh...haha...yea it was fun..I didn't want to act though, wanted to enjoy the skit..haha..but sadly the ulitmate creater (crapper) had last minute stuff so couldn't act...and ya,plans changed..don't think I did a very good job..haha..anyway, glad to be part of it, especially during the "rehearsals"...haha...super funny..you have no idea how many other ideas we had before coming to the game show thingy...haha..yup..great stuff...hope there are more skits coing up in the future...

Okay today..I can't believe it but I went to school for A math remedial...yup that's right..(drop your jaw in absolute shock)..haha yeah, I needed the remedial lah..wanted to pon but no choice...and anyway, going to the remedial helped me finish most of my homework..haha..anyway, planned to go late..(opps)..haha..so had lunch at about 12 on my own at 85...no actually...this tall, nerdy-looking guy sat at the same table as me..and yea, he was my company for lunch..lols..he was wearing a shirt that had RSAF on it..(what does that mean?)...yea his shirt looked so cool..and then I took a look at my own shirt..and...it was the ugly logo of springfield...sigh..haha..but its not too bad at springfield lah....you get a lot of laughs..haha..before the a math remedial even ended..asyraf and syrafuddin packed their bags and left..they went to teacher and gave him a hard pat on the back said.."bye cher bye cher.."...haha...super funny...I mean how can they do that lah...lols..just go up to the teacher..like erm..hit him on the back and went off...haha..awesome....

Haha aight aight..I shall end here...let's not have any lame joke today....lols.........................................JOKE OF THE DAY.......................................................hey look guys! It's the annual clearance SLAE!

2009-09-07T17:30:00.003+08:00

Yo yo, it's the holidays people...wooohooo..a short one however, have to start mugging for end year already..that
s the sian part of the hols..hope can at least enjoy a little..alright, honestly, I don't have much to post today..(wipe that grin off..)..aha,yeah..maybe I'll stall some time with my randomness...

~~~RANDOM~~~....its so weird, I used to know everyone around me..turn left, I know that guy, turn right, that' my mom..look straight, I can see all the youth...its so different now..I walk past the doors and turn right, and I'll think to myself.."Who are those people roaming the couch?"...and in no time I find myself in the cove ...and I look around and I see so many people I haven't see before..all around my age, but eh? I dont know them leh...and walk in the auditorium and I see people that I'm not very familiar with playing some of the instruments..and when I get a seat and sit down..people all around me I don't know very well...when go for youth in the past, all we had to do is gather at the AR room, but now? Auditorium. Had 3 lifegroups but now 4......sigh......and that's great!!.......~~~RANDOM~~~

Haha..proof that harborlight is growing fast man...alright alright...time to end it..(yah lah happy lah you..I know you want shorter posts..)........................................................UNFIT JOKES.......................
Q. Want to buy a pocket calculator?
A. Nah, I already know how many pockets I have.
..................And Gideon does it again...haha...erm, I seem to be running out of jokes..(just lazy to find..wanna go play fifa...)....so I hope this will do for now...........................................JOKE OF THE DAY..............................Two young men with equal qualifications apply for the same job. In order to determine which individual to hire, the manager gives them a written test.
Both men score nine out of 10 on the test; however, the manager decides to go with the first applicant.
"Why would you do that?" asks the rejected second applicant. "We both got nine questions correct."
"Your fellow applicant wrote 'I don't know' for question five. You put down, 'Neither do I.'"

(Oh and if you've read till here...please leave a pleasant tag, thanks.)

2009-09-03T17:23:00.004+08:00

HEY HEY YOU YOU...yeah you...sigh..I have been looking for a blogskin for quite some time now and not many has caught my eye...and those that has, disappointed in the end...sigh..anyway, it was a great "weekend"....last fri had service with Ps Peter Tsukahira..(I think..) and then WWE on sat...normal service on sun...half-day on mon...went back to pri sch and missed those times..took some pictures..and after that went to hang with the guys...and on tues they came over to chill too...it was great...oh and tmr is last day of the term! Woohoooo, next week hOLIdays baby...

~~~RANDOM~~~..Ever tried skateboarding? Man its tough, really easy to get injured. But how do you think Tony Hawk got so good at it and is now so famous? Because he had courage to pick up the sport..because he had faith in himself that he could do it...and also because he had passion to skate..I mean...right? Now let's look at surfing..no, I haven't tried it..but it looks so cool yea...it definitely involves many risks, its dangerous and you could lose your life while doing it..but once you can do it..you will be one of those famous people on TV surfing a huge wave and owning it..man it would be nice to see that...but how about experiencing it? I mean of couse there are risks involved, but there's no way you can get everything you want the way you want it right...we don't have a genie popping out of any old lamp granting us 3 of our biggest wishes...so yea, let's all get off that beach and start surfing..we saw enough, heard enough, took down enough notes..now let's go and do it...sure it's a hard thing to do..But if you don't give it a try, you'll never know if you could do it or not..But not to worry, because when we fall, God is there to pick us up. So don't be afraid to hit the waters. Build up some courage, and have faith in God. And finally, have hunger and passion to do it. Have the desire, and only then will we accomplish it..And when we get surfing, how good will that feeling be..you will definitely not regret taking that first step of courage, hitting the waves. Catch it now guys, you don't wanna be left on the beach........ahh, what a timely reminder for myself...lols...~~~RANDOM~~~

Oh yeah, I mentioned about going back to RSS right? yeah it was great..once again the memories flowing back..ahh those were the times....ok ok..I got some pretty lame jokes from Gideon...take a look at it...........................UNFIT JOKES.....................
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. NO EYE DEER (No idea..).................
...yup yup...gideon and his crap...I got many more but it may just be too crappy for this blog..even for UNFIT JOKES...haha...yeah, alright now for the awesome joke.........................JOKE OF THE DAY..............................

(Yup, that is a water cooler..)

2009-08-30T14:35:00.002+08:00

Oh hey wassup..what a lazy sunday afternoon..as usual...I guess its just that everyone feels the same way..another week of school starting again on monday..and then the monday blues will set it...ah well, at least tmr is half-day and there's no school on tues cos of teacher's day...and another piece of good news is that its the last week of school for the term! But then..need to chiong for end year exams...sigh....

Anyway, had a great service of Friday night...and it made the weekend feel longer cos we went church on friday..Now as you probably have expected, in every other livewirean's blog, there's gonna be this topic on WWE...and that's right,you are gonna get some in a very you-nik way..(ha ha..get it?..)....Yea, we had some awesome time with livewire yesterday..with the hi-touch games...we wanna extend our thanks to ZAPPLE for organising a great time at games...shiok shiok shiok..everytime we have a special event concerning livewire, it never disappoints..my group had derek, boon teck,megan, cheryl, shafiq, joanne, jasmine (is that how you spell their names?) and me...8 in my group, 4 girls, 4 guys...had many missions to complete and after completing our first mission, derek lost the mission card! But thankfully shafiq found it..(woohoo)..and dont know which mission suppose to vandalise Daryl's group flag..man, it was almost mission impossible..and me, being the young and brave one decided to risk my life...and I almost got killed, by our good friend jeremy..Boon teck and I sort of sneaked up and I went ahead cos I had the marker..so when daryl wasn't looking I chiong..got passed daryl and just when I was about to put the moist tip of the marker on the flag, jeremy came and body slam me...I mean..sat on me like I was his stool...and a second later soma came to protect the flag by flying towards it to push it away..

And I faced the cold truth that I couldn't do it you know..jeremy was on me and I was lucky to get away with a few scratches..could have broken something else again..and finally, daryl picked me up like a pebble and dragged me off like skipping a pebble on the sea.. Well so much for that mission..it got completed anyway..after the two girls went over and worked their magic..and got the flag vandalised..oh and the another mission was super cool..we were suppose to steal justin's group flag..but didn't know how to do it because his huge muscles was in the way..and amanda was safe guarding it too...so, the mission kindda got off my mind but suddenly....."OLI!! OLI!!.." and I turned and derek was running like mad then passed the flag to me..and next thing I realised I was running like mad too..different people were chasing us..but it was really cool..I got past a few, and threw it over to boon teck who caught it and passed it to derek again to finish off the wonderful 4 x 10 relay..awesome awesome cool stuff...Had a lot of fun and went ahead to have dinner and headed home..

Shiok lah, another successful event brought to you by livewire..a lot of new comers came..some were very friendly and approachable, while some were very quiet..cool stuff anyway..awesome event..can't wait for the next hi-touch...or even better, YOUTH CAMP....woohooooo...livewire just rocks lah, it never disappoints...it cannot disappoint well simply cos livewire doesn't know how to disappoint! Aha, livewire's great..be proud if you are a livewirean man....Okay okay..today there shall be no UNFIT JOKE...(well because I can't think of one/lazy to find one..)......but not to worry for I have a great joke today and what makes it funnier is that it happened in real life..and it concerns joy..ahahha..........................................JOKE OF THE DAY................Well it happened last night after the youth games while the bedok people were waiting for cabs..and joy and jolene asked me.."what bus you taking?" And I replied, "I'm taking bus SHB 4923G (implying that I'm taking a cab..) "....and then you the know the bus stop there got the board thingy, that holds all the information on the buses and where the bus is gonna stop at and stuff? Yea..so joy looked puzzled and took a look at the board and asked, "what bus is that? why the number so long one?"......(You do not want to hear the rest of the conversation because she asked me again and I replied the same thing and she still didn't get it..)

2009-08-26T16:13:00.002+08:00

It has been an interesting day at the springfield headquarters today..started off with 4 periods of Com Studies..revised on a whole lot of BORING...we kept insisting for a 'field trip' down to the nearby petrol station...Reason: Buy stuff/ Get out of school......Excuse: See and observe the com studies related stuff like cash registers etc...and the teachers finally relented and we got our 'field trip'....Morale of the paragraph? Ask and you shall receive..*Look at picture above*...ahaha..yea..

Was feeling really crappy after flunking a couple of subjects..(sorry justin..)...But overall not sure yet..hope can pass somehow...so ya,was feeling really down..and sian..so wanted to quickly go home...so unknowingly pang seh Baseerat...and went on to take bus back with Zhao Ming and Joshua..Joshua stood while zhao ming and I got the seat..I had my earphones on and was listening to music..so couldn't hear much of my surroundings..anyway, I was too upset to think about what was going on...then zhao ming pulled my left earpiece out..then I obviously not happy lah..(cos he is exceptionally irritating at all times..)...then he said.."take out your other earpiece, got someone singing Crazy Frog..."...So I took out my right earpiece and listened...HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA...it was super super funny..this cute little plump boy was blasting crazy frog on his phone and singing loudly along with it...ahahaha, you have to go hear it yourself...ultimate..super funny..somemore you know the song got all the weird sound effects..then he did it along with the song..ahaha..super funny...then we two laugh like siao..

Hahahaha..but had to control cos not very nice lah..laugh at small boy..so I quickly put on my earphones again...but then zhao ming keep pulling it down..ahaha..then keep hearing, somemore the part that I kept hearing had the sound effect part..AHAHA..super funny..then after that the boy came to stand infront of us..then I was like...oh crap....so both of us kept laughing...then the small boy kept turning back and looking and zhao ming..haha..luckily the bus finally reached my stop and I alighted..phew...hahahhahaha..ultra funny..but sadly, zhao ming was still in the bus..the after awhile he msged me and told me that the boy still singing..hahaha..and after a couple of smses later he said.."Just alighted. I went and give him a thumbs up! Haha.."...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....When I saw the msg I laughed like mad..somemore I was walking to 85....and laughing to yourself looks really retarded..so tried to control my laughter but couldn't...then I asked him how the boy react...he said, "he smile back.."....ahahaha...awesome awesome stuff..can't believe he actually gave the boy a thumbs up..it was a hilarious version of crazy frog..and he was singing so loudly in his cute little voice...hahahhaha....super funny..hahaha...its interesting how God can cheer you up when you're down..haha....yeah, that certainly made my day..haha..Thanks little cute, fat boy!

Argghh..my com lagging..shall end here..................UNFIT JOKES..................Laughter was always the best medicine in their family because they couldn't afford health insurance...................................................JOKE OF THE DAY..................................When the chicken learns to swim, the duck can catch worms!............(ahaha,yeah..some awesome army daze crap...)

~~~RANDOM~~~...nobody nobody, but...you(-nik)!..~I want nobody nobody, but...you(-nik)!...~~~RANDOM~~~

2009-08-23T16:42:00.002+08:00

Oh boy, its been a good one week ever since using the computer. Forgive me fellow hardcore fans of this blog, for I have been going through exams lately..so couldn't find time to use com..but, its all over now!!...wooohooooo! Well, at least for now lah, end year exams is gonna come real quick...sian..

Oh yah..have you heard? I passed my A maths. For the first time in my life, I passed A maths. Guys, I don't think you understand it, its A maths, and I passed it....Don't you get it? This calls for celebration people! I miss the hanging out with Livewire, Sep holidays are coming up..thinking of soccer man...can't wait to hang again...Oh yeah, yesterday was awesome..I could finally go for music practice!..I left house a little late due to a last minute stomachache..so was abit rush..reached bus stop around 12.50....bus ride was 30 mins...had to reach church by 1.30...so I was afraid that would be late..so as I was sitting there waiting for bus 14..I saw cabs passing by, and a thought came to my mind..(no,not to take cab go church..)....so I sat there and thought...hmmm,maybe amanda and jovina would be in one of the cabs, then they would see me waiting at the bus stop, then maybe they will see my and tompang me....MAYBE lah hor..what a superb thought that was...

But then, I thought...hmmm,even if they take cab, they would take from the 17 bus stop there wad..why would they take from the market area?....ah well, so the thought of having a free cab ride soon vanished..so I continued waiting..and this wonderfully designed cab (just a normal lcomfort cab...) was stopping at the bus stop..so I just turned out of curiosity and.......it was Jovina! She was hailing the cab....Oh gosh, how awesome..and as you guys would predict, I pounced at the opportunity and got a free cab ride to church, and reached there about 1.15...almost no one was at churh yet...sigh, just how awesome can God be? Well, beyond your wildest imagination...haha..woohoooo! Thanks Jovina!

~~~RANDOM~~~...Ezra? The second greatest entertainer on earth...First has to go to Michael Jackson...but second goes to Ezra...he's just really the ultimate lah..super super funny..here's a simple conversation during group discussion on Saturdays.....
Estee: "......... So when the rubber hits the road, who knows what will happen?..............." (You know that phrase right.....)
Ezra: *whispering loudly like he always does*....FIRE!......
Sigh, just what would we do without Ezra...AS IN, SERIOUSLY...he is hilarious...~~~RANDOM~~~

Ahaha,yeah...oh did I tell ya? I had seoul garden on Friday..dang it was good...haha...yep,so let's have some jokes about food today shall we...................UNFIT JOKES...................
Q: What's the difficult thing about eating vegetables?
A: Getting around the wheelchair.
.........................................JOKE OF THE DAY..........................................
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

2009-08-14T15:02:00.003+08:00

Hey guys, sry have not been posting regularly...relac lah, today you all will happy, cos the post is gonna be a short one..exams next week, so can't spend too much time on com...zzz...hoped you guys like this year's NDP song...the real asia avril lavigne..*ahem..hahaha...merepek...full of crap..oh yah, been thinking of editing certain songs and post it on my blog, like in the previous post..but I need you to gimme suggestions on what topic you want the song to be about..for example : exams, food, livewire, pearl gardens, springfield...etc...haha...please pick a good topic...

Alright time.....~~~RANDOM~~~....is GI JOE's nice or not nice?? ~~~RANDOM~~~.....to end the post liao..haha,happy right..basket...ball.....I'm gonna give a quick mix today..introducing our very new section..........REVEREND FUN................!!!!! (It is very rare and will only come out once in a blue moon, so don't miss it...)

Ahaha, yeah...but I won't gurantee you getting full marks if you do this....aha,yeap.............JOKE OF THE DAY...............It's 1.30 in the morning and this drunk man goes up to Mr Tay's house and banged loudly on the door..and Mr Tay reluctantly got up to see who was at the door...and when he opened the door...the drunk man asks, "Hey, can you give me a push?"..and Mr Tay yelled at him saying, "It's 1.30 in the morning and you want my help now???!!!! Woke me up already still not good enough huh!!! "...and he slams the door, going back to bed...Mrs Tay asks, "So who was that dear? "....and Mr Tay told her what happened and she said..."Aiya, we should help those who are in need...remember that time our car broke down late at night and you also went asking someone to help give you a push to the shelter? And although it was raining heavily he still got out to help you push the car..." Mr Tay felt that his wife had some point..so he felt guilty and decided to help the drunkard out..so he got changed and went to the door, but there was no one there..so he shouted, "Hey! Are you still there? Do you still need my help?"....And the drunkard shouted from downstairs, "Yah, I'm still here...come and help give me a push, I'm here at the swing!"

2009-08-08T14:05:00.004+08:00

Aha, the song is done! Finally! Ah,so exicited..hehe...but I must say I'm not fully satisfied with it, however, I did rush through it only last night..haha,so yup..hope it's good enough for now..The title is, "My NDP 2009 theme song"...aha,yup..the song is based on Linkin Park's New divide tune..so you have to know the tune well in order to enjoy the song..Here's the link, (Right click and open in new tab) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkdJQJg67cU ...go listen to it one more time and as the song plays, sing it with my lyrics...ahaha..Here are a few tips before you start the song.."buat bodo" means act like nothing happen..."bedek" means bluff...alright? yeah..haha, so in order to enjoy the song, you have to follow my song with the tune..so as you listen to the song, sing it with my lyrics......Enjoy! (Comment on my song, and tell me if its good..if it is, I might consider having a song every now and then on my blog..hehe..)

My NDP 2009 theme song

(Intro-Drums and Electric guitar...)

I remember 9th August, got big birthday party.
Residents put up flags, in respect for the country.
Like a sea of red and white, everybody happy.
And the PM walks in, and the parade kicks off.....

(Chorus..)
We're Singaporeans~! We may be puny, but don't look down on us.
We may be a small dot, but we own in facilities!
We're Singaporeans~! At 8.22, we'll unite to say the pledge,
Young and old, and fat and thin and super fat~
From Bedok to Joo Koon~~

I remember HDBs and Condos all around me.
I remember 85, eating Bah Chor Mee.
I remember Fridays, slacking with my kakis.
And we'll wait till 12 midnight, then we'll go to Simpang....

(Chorus)
We're Singaporeans~! Simpang Bedok is our food icon.
Don't you worry, the food there is halal~!
From Bedok to Joo Koon

(Bridge-Electric guitar...)
We're so kiasu, so kiasu. Go chop seat must use tissue.
We buy 4D, buy Toto! Everybody buat bodo..
Actually buy from bookie, everyone bedek only...

(Chorus)
We're Singaporeans~! We may be puny, but don't look down on us.
We may be a small dot, but we own in facilities~!
We're Singaporeans~! At 8.22, we'll unite to say the pledge,
Young and old, and fat and thin and super fat~!
From Bedok to Joo Koon~~

From Bedok to Joo Koon~~

From Bedok to Joo Koon~~

(Ending-electric guitar..)

2009-08-07T16:08:00.002+08:00

Hi readers, its this time of the year again, where the HDB flats are covered in Singapore flags. Yes, Singapore turns 44 this year, and the producers here at you-nik (actually its only me..) have come up with a song, in tribute to Singapore. It'll be coming up in the next post, and make sure you don't miss it..muahaha..

Alright, this year's NDP "concert" at my school was pathetic..downright pathetic...10 people on the "stage", so not enthu about singing the songs...but once again, we have to thank the entertainers: a group of sec 5 malay jokers...super funny and entertaining...I mean, without them, there's really no concert lah, no fun at all...this group of sec 5s went up on the stage, to add some life into springfield....but just before that, this OPC guy stand up and dance infront of everybody, super funny..and that was when the famous group of guys came up the stage..they are the ones to thank for entertaning us...one of the guys did the...erm,how do you spell it....makarena dance...MA-KA-RE-NA...that super funny dance...ahahaha, it was awesome thanks to them...aha, ultimate jokers..every year confirm come and disturb the concert one...but in a funny way lah..haha...just imagine, half-way during a concert in your school, while singing the NDP songs, this group of jokers come on the stage and sing also...and imagine one of them suddenly doing the makarena dance..ahahahaha, retarded but hilarious...

Aiya, but by next year they leave liao..sian, guess it will be my turn next year..haha...oh yah, I mentioned it right? There's gonna be a song coming up in the next post..its kindda like..my national day song..ahaha...it will be based on Linkin Park's "New Divide" the tune...its gonna be awesome, so dont miss it........................UNFIT JOKES.......................
Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.
..............................yepyep...lame stuff....umm..I heard this on the radio, awesome joke................JOKE OF THE DAY..........................Mr Yakatori has been in coma for 7 months already, and his wife sits beside him everyday, waiting patiently for him to wake up...One fine day, he woke up from his coma and saw his wife sitting beside him, weeping tears of joy that he finally woke up...and Mr Yakatori said softly, "Dear, you have been by my side all this while. When we had trouble buying a car, you were there for me, saying that its alright not having a car. When I got retrenched, you were there for me, comforting me. When we had to downgrade our 4-room flat to a 3-room flat, you didn't blame me, instead, you comforted me and told me it was alright. And after my car accident while I was in the coma, you sat beside me daily, accompanying me..." His wife was touched by his words and started sobbing quitely...and finally Mr Yakatori said gently, "Dear, I think you bring me bad luck..."

2009-08-02T14:10:00.002+08:00

It was the Man U and Roma, 7-1 match..I was watching the highlights and..... *OLIVER~!* *OLIVER!!*...crap..why did my bro had to wake me up...argghh....yeah, that was how my day started today..aiya, now have to go SEARCH for the highlights on youtube..so shiok sia, watching the highlights in your dreams....aha..

Alright, it has come to my attention that there are readers, who aren't taggers...aha! I bet that's you now..and on the other hand some taggers, aren't readers...that means they just tag...you know to just say hi and stuff..fake fake they are regulars on my blog..*sigh*....or others, just come then they see..wah, post so long ah..don't want read liao, just scroll to joke section....lols..okay okay, I'll try make my posts shorter yea? But please, if you are reading, tag something alright..maybe to comment on my joke or something...thanks..

~~RANDOM~~...alright, the logical answer to my previous random question is that...no,you can't cry underwater..simply because while you are crying..you need to breathe in, and take in air, which you can't do unless you have an oxygen tank with you..then when crying you will like...'sniff' 'sniff'...which you can't do underwater too....BUT...just for laughs, derek got the most accurate answer...you can cry underwater, just like spongebob...aha....alright now for something to ponder about..take a look at your bible..take a look at PSALMS...or is it PSALM...hmmm? All of us pronounce it as PSLAMS..with the 's' behind it..but take a look at your bible..why does it say PSALM?..now, check your content page..eh wait, it is PSALMS wad..then why when you go to the actual page..at the top of the page they put PSALM??..you might say, aiya..short form wad...but if you say that, then why the book, numbers..and judges has no short form? hmm..something to think about huh...(if you know why it is like that please share..)....~~RANDOM~~

Okay okay, I shall end it here..sorry to all the hard core fans of www.you-nik.blogspot.com ....I have to cut short my posts..compromise lah huh.so that everyone can enjoy it...the jokes that are coming up happened during the weekend..they are lame..but you can say it is funny...I can't decide which joke to put in which segment...ah well.............UNFIT JOKES..............the first one happened on sat night..after youth and dinner..dalson was wearing a jacket...and boon teck ask, "Dalson why you sweating?"....and Bryan said, "Cos he wearing a sweater wad.."....aha, but he said it unintentionally...didn't mean for it to be a joke...aha................Okay okay, this one was between Daryl and I...but let me phrase it into a situation.........................JOKE OF THE DAY...................8 year-old Wayne was asking his father, "Dad, if you make something, will you become famous?"...He replied, "Of course, the right word for it is inventing."...And Wayne said, "So I'm famous? " And his dad asked, "Well, what did you do?"....And Wayne replied, "I made noise just now."

2009-07-28T12:09:00.002+08:00

Hi ho readers...so sorry for not posting for about a week now..been quite busy lately..and the little time that I have on the com I will use to play game..cos I take super long time to post a post..that's why..but yeah, now I'm on mc, so got some spare time to update...think this post will be a short one..cos I have no idea what to post...

~~~RANDOM~~~.....I got another interesting question for you..but before that..the answer to the last random question would be c....at least my answer to that question is c lah...it really depends on the camera..if the camera is super super really good..then when you take picture..it will be able to capture everything that is going on at that moment..right? so yeah..it depends on the camera...if you have chose another answer and really feel that your answer is right and mine is wrong, feel free to rebut..and explain your answer..aha...~~~RANDOM~~~...

~~~RANDOM~~~...oh yah, forgot about the new question...ahaha....erm, can you cry underwater?.....and when I mean cry..I don't mean tearing, or weeping and stuff like that...but really crying and wailing like you are devastated about something and you are crying buckets of tears kindda thing...yeah...get the codeword and type in your answers now...the codeword is.....*tag board* *tag board*...aha....your choices are..

a) Can cry underwater

b) Cannot cry underwater

c) DON'T BLUFF!! (the ezratic way)

d) All of the above

..ahahaha...yeah,choose a wise answer please....thanks....~~~RANDOM~~~

Ah well, yes, it is time to bid farewell to OP, anyway, it is a really corny name..but guess which smart guy came up with OT...ahah...gosh, how lame can we guys get...anyway, I injured my middle finger..(and please, not because I point too much...)...when playing basketball about two weeks ago with the gang...and it got better but last friday..same thing happened and it got injured again...sigh...anyway, it is going through speedy recovery and thank God for that....haha..okay,its time guys...bear with it alright...........................UNFIT JOKES..................

The patient in ward A, bed 4C was starting to have difficulty breathing..and she pressed the button that would call the nurse to attend to her...however it was the eve of a holiday..so there were very few nurses working at that late hour..and the nurse was super busy at that point of time..but as the patient really needed some hep..she repeatedly pressed the button..and the nurse finally rushes to her and screams, "IT IS THE EVE OF A HOLIDAY AND HERE I AM, SERVING YOU PEOPLE..CAN'T YOU JUST APPRECIATE MY HARD WORK AND WAIT FOR AWHILE? MAN, WONDER WHY YOU ARE CALLED A PATIENT, DON'T EVEN LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME!!".......................yes that was cold..hope you got it....if you didn't, it meant that as a patient, she should be patient...get it? k nvm....I save the best for last...hope you understand too..................JOKE OF THE DAY.............Daryl, Ezra and Ray were at the lab one day..and..okay, let's assume Ezra is the professor...no wait, can't be, cos he will take forever to make up his mind..so let's say Daryl is the professor..as you know recently got the solar eclipse right? yea..so ray asks, professor chee, what is the solar eclipse? and he replies, "it is the moon blocking the sun..."..(and ezra goes..?).....DON'T BLUFF!!..and...REALLY MEH?.....then he like ok fine, then what is lunar eclipse? and Daryl replies, "it is the earth blocking the sun from the moon...yeah...and then ezra asks again..then in what case is the sun blocking the moon? and Daryl says, "Daytime."

(Don't forget to answer my random question!! and explain your answer..thanks...)

2009-07-20T15:46:00.007+08:00

APA MACAM~~~~~~???!!!!..aha..I don't even know what that means, gotta ask derek....hey hey hey, sorry for not posting regularly, busy lah huh...but, WHY YOU WORRY?? (ahahahaha..inside joke..)...yeah,and nothing much to post anyway..cos nothing much has been happening, oh wait..a lot has been happning, a lot of school that is...a whole bunch of BORINGG...but yeah, this post is gonna be special cos its probably the first time in my blogging history, if I'm not wrong..that I'm gonna post a picture...haha,yup..took it in my school..its a short summary of what life in my school is like..aha, you could imagine...

Ah man, Springfield? sucks....but honestly, its quite interesting to be in a school like mine..but I took quite a big leap from an innocent Red Swastika School, to a gangstery corrupted Springfield Secondary School..aha, really didn't knew life was like that outside of primary school..hahaha..primary school life was standard..school finish, maybe stay back awhile play soccer.and then go home..and my house was so near my primary school..so hardly went to other places out of the eastlands..but once came to springfield, man, a big change...I mean in the people and the environment...a huge variety of different characters...a mix of funny, stupid, rude, retarded, sick, ah beng, pai kia, mats and many other eccentric charaters..looking at the positive side of my school, well, it's dang funny..there was once this sec 5 malay dude, went on stage to receive a prize (MIRACLE)...and he made this hilarious hilarious speech..super funny..talk for so long somemore..and even the DM was laughing..aha..super cool lah..where would you find people daring enough to say certain things on stage with whole school looking at you? haha..but it was a superb speech..

Other than funny stuff, springfield is filled with gangsters, smokers, mats, people trying to act as mats..or people with just nothing to do...trying to act cool with piercing and stuff...just recently..during recess, I was happily carrying my routine food-a bowl of porridge and 2 char siew pao to my table...and this pai kia or whatever came up to me and stared at me..from the side angle lah..like I walking then he come beside me and stare at me..I knew he was doing that lah..but I just kept walking on....lols? I mean, issit so fun to stare at people? why? studying their ear issit? no piercing cannot huh..ahaha..yeah, no life people..OH OH OH OH OH OH OH..I just remebered something...there was once when this sec 2 NT guy was walking along the classrooms..then some guy from inside one of the classes (he was an express student..)..said as the NT guy walked past..."normal tech people are stupid.." or something like that...then the NT guy not happy..turned, and punched one of the windows..the window had a nice hole in the middle, with cracks all around it..and many many blood oozing out..so along the whole corridor there were blood, on the wall, all over the floor and stuff..drips of blood lah, aha....(wait, I think I mentioned this before..did I?)...anyway, so yah you got my point, springfield is just like that one...you may ask why...well, it is springfield you see..aha..

~~~RANDOM~~~...hey hey, you got to use your imagination for this..you have to get it right if not you won't get what I'm talking...Okay, imagine a...fan...a standing fan, a wall fan, a ceiling fan..if you really can't picture a fan..just think of the fans in the market or in school halls...yah..ok, a standard fan like that has 3 blades right? the 3 thingy lah..the propeller-like thingy..okay, so when the fan is on, you cannot distinctively see the three blades right? because its all spinning too fast right...?...(still with me?)..so yah, you can only see the whole thing moving, can't see the blades...so my question is, if you take a picture of a fan that is on, will the picture show the 3 blades, or not? (oh and please don't act smart and try taking a picture now to see what it would look like..don't spoil it lah, its just for the fun of it..)..Here are your choices:
a) Can see the 3 blades distinctively
b) Cannot see the blades
c) Depends on the camera
yeah, out of this 3 choices pick one and tell me your answer......~~~RANDOM~~~

Okay so yah, I have a little picture..its not shocking or what..but when I first saw it I found it quite funny lah..but I was not surprise because it is springfield, springfield has this kind of stuff....its just a typical scene in my school...

Can't see it? here's a close up..

Beautiful huh, a dangling exit sign..aha..Imagine a school with broken things and dangling signs all over..haha...Yah lah, might not be that funny to you cos you're not seeing it in real life..its super funny..and while I was taking the picture..the basketball guys were storming down the staircase..and one of them said...."ni kan zhe ge, zhe ge shi wo da de leh.."....(relac derek, I will translate.aha..)...in english it means.."eh you see this one, this one I hit one sia.."...oh yeah, haha.big deal..lols....

So yeah, that was just a pinch of everyday springfield life, I was just being kind, show you the uncensored stuff..ahah..wait till I show you the toilet, no doors!!...ahaha....yep, its springfield alright...alright now for some better stuff...........UNFIT JOKES.........

Q. How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A. Take away his credit card!

....opps, I meant............JOKE OF THE DAY..........A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his roof. A van pulls up and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat and a gun. He hands the man the gun."OK, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until it falls down. When it falls down, this little dog that is trained to bite people at the most vulnerable parts will bite the gorilla until it can't move. "Great," says the man, "but what's the gun for?" The old man replies, "If I fall down instead of the gorilla, shoot the dog."

2009-07-13T15:49:00.003+08:00

Helloo, its the start of another new week once again..boring~!..

~~~RANDOM~~~.....okay, lets say that there is this guy, he's sitting quietly, and it appears that he's daydreaming...and let's say you wanna call him lah..what would you do to get his attention, but without giving him a shock..cos you know, usually when thinking about something..then someone suddenly call you then you will like shock a little...yea,so what would you do, to call that person, and not shock him at the same time?.....~~~RANDOM~~~.....

~~~RANDOM~~~...huh? again? haha...yeah, thought of it while writing the story...what do you get when you turn macam around?...lols....like I said.....~~~RANDOM~~~

Goodness, I'm once again, letting out this desperate cry for the same thing again...SONY ERICSSON earphones..to be specific, the earphones adapter...Jeremy, don't ask about the previous one you passed to me..all I got to say is that it has done its job well and, R.I.P...lols,sry jeremy...ok ok, reasonable abit..I'm not asking you to give yours to me, I'm not demanding or begging that you buy a new one for me..(although that would be nice..)....all I'm asking for is simple...to all those who has a SPARE, SONY ERICSSON earphones/earphone ADAPTER...that is FULLY FUNCTIONAL...and you are willing to pass it to yours truly...please inform me AS SOON AS POSSIBLE....and if possible pass it to me by this weekend?..thanks thanks....

Oh did I mention? last Friday was awesome...school ended at 12.35!..haha...and I met ezra and jethro for lunch at tampinese...sry ezra that I took up the time that you could have use for TAWG instead of marvel vs capcom..haha..anyway..amos joined us for lunch too, but he didn't eat..anyway..slacked till evening..when derek came..and went down for dinner..called javan too..and at 85, ray reached and joined us...and we headed home to wait for joel...there was a hugh moth outside my house..and as joel hoa is very afraid of insects..we closed the wooden door and left him outside for a little while..haha..man,was he scared....and we did the same to jethro..just longer..haha..we could see that he kept turning his head towards the moth and then kept banging on the door louder..hah..super funny.anyway, during that time watched PCK...it rocks..and after that offed the tv and started planning for pranks again..but it was a total failure this time..derek lah...haha..planned to prak cherylyn but failed cos the prank was too exaggerated..and planned to prank dalson but failed too..cos derek voice quite distinct..so could tell who he was...and the worse thing is that he said he was from ABC tuition centre...LOL...obviously prank already right...haha..dam dumb...anyway,we had fun together..and after that, we played the number game that derek loves to play..to sabo ppl,and then ask questions..but fate couldn't stop ezra from getting the number..haha..about first 3-4 times derek cheat..then he say okok, play real...then lucky lucky..ezra zhong the number...then the last one was superr funny..jethro started first..he said 50..so, 50-100....then ezra said 51..then we all like.."aiyah..wah lao, no fun one..."...haha....then ezra said...ok lah ok lah, man abit..67...zhong!....HAHAHAHA..it was hilarious....the whole time I think all ezra kena..haha...and ray did that dam funny action and derek copied it...AHAHHAHAHA..super super funny..its like finger pointing...(not that finger lah..)...haha...but its ultra funny..hahahaha..can't wait for this fri! hope everyone can come again..haha..awesome...

Woah..another long essay...okok..something to pay you back after risking your eyesight............UNFIT JOKES........
Q. What pillar can't hold up a building?
A. A caterpillar.
...........haha..for the joke, you got to understand it, in order to enjoy it..haha...........JOKE OF THE DAY.......................A school bus driver just finished his duty and while driving,he saw a van from the zoo stranded on the side of the road, the van broke down. The zoo worker offers the bus driver $100 to help him deliver two dozen penguins to the zoo. The bus driver agrees and loads the penguins on the bus.An hour later, the zoo worker gets his van fixed and heads to the zoo. On the road, he sees the bus driver and the penguins driving in the opposite direction. He catches up to the bus and pulls them over.
The zoo worker yells, "I gave you a $100 to take the penguins to the zoo for me. Why are you still driving them around?""Calm down," the bus driver says, "I took the penguins to the zoo. We had change left over, so now I'm taking them to the movies."

2009-07-08T15:43:00.002+08:00

Hey people, its been a frenzy of pranks ever since the last post..muahaha..sorry if you were one of the victims...but thanks for your cooperation to entertain us prankers..(take note of the plural..so when you want to prank back, not only me ah...=]..) Anyway, all pranks are just for plain fun ya..really no offence to anyone whatsoever...(derek say girl newcomers get prank call...guy newcomers get tao pok..)...haha..kidding lah..but he did say that though..haha..

Our victims this week were Heather, Lydia, Ray and Daryl....but ray and daryl's prank can't say..confidential..haha....so the highlight would have to be miss heather lee...Okay, I won't deny, I planned the whole prank from start to end..BUT...my bro carried it out..haha..man wait till you hear the prank..darn it was good...haha...Okay....OH YAH...forgot about sunday afternoon..alright..after service everyone started spamming helium...wooohooo..awesome helium..super cool and funny....okay, so delayed quite long, then finally went for lunch but delayed again..so had to take a cab back..cos I had to study first before I could join the rest for soccer in the evening...and while I went back..the rest went for CS and pool..wah lao eh..and so..the "organiser" kindda planned for the rest to come to play soccer at 5...but the rest came at 5.45...started playing only 6 or later..don't know who say whatever organiser say, they listened...ya, whatever...actually, that guy is the actual organiser of every single outing..but he chose to put me incharge..and of course wad, why not? when something goes wrong, just blame the one in charge only mah...haha...Okay, so anyway we went on to play soccer, but only for a mere 30 min or so...because our poor friend got injured...AGAIN...sigh..the feeling sucks man..when you can finally get out of the house, you come back injured...that sucks, it always happened to me when I was younger, and people thought I was injury-prone..so did I....lols..anyway, the weather wasn't really on our side either..and poor marc..(issit marc or mark?)...took a cab down to meet us, but ended up wasting his money and time and had to take a bus back after that...sad...so anyway...slacked and watched army daze...AGAIN.....wanted to prank call when they were all at my house..but they don't want...so waited till everyone went home then rest awhile then conference....

We planned the conference on sunday night cos monday was youth day..so could stay up late...so anyway...ezra, joel hoa, gideon and javan and jethro was in the conference..and my bro and I too lah..okay, so the heather prank was like this...my bro was supposed to hold the prank..and I gave him the name, "Mr Tay Soo Peng"...he is the chairman of the "Singapore Olympic team"..(well, that was what heather believed..haha..)...haha..so as we all saw how heather proved to be a long distance runner in W.W.W...the plan was to tell her that they have been scouting around for runners for the Youth Olympic Games (YOG)...and that she was one of the runners that was shortlisted for the try-outs...so yah..you roughly get the prank..haha..and to end the prank, we decided to...."oh yah, one more thing............YOU JUST GOT PUNKED.......".....haha....awesome right....okay so it started.........(you should know which is said by heather and which is said by mr tay soo peng...).............ring~ring~...ring~ring......hello?...yah,hi, is this heather lee from Tanjong Katong Secondary School?........erm,ya..?..hi,this is mr tay soo peng, I'm from the Singapore Olympic commitee and we have been scouting around for runners to participate in the upcoming YOG..we have shortlisted a list of potential athletes for the YOG and you happen to be one of them...and if you pass the try-outs, you will be representing singapore in the YOG........as in, seriously?? (HAHAHAHAHA, that part super funny..)......yes, so we need you to confirm now, whether you can make it for the try-outs......okay,erm...when is it?...its in october.....ya ya ya, can can......okay, great...oh yah,one more thing heather...........YOU JUST GOT PUNKED!!!!!!.......hahahaha..and everyone from the background burst into laughter...and she was like...ahhhh, what the hell...I hate you, I hate you...go and die lah!...haha..of course she didn't really mean it lah..but as she was malu to the max..yea, we understood..hahaha..so yah, that was about it..and we had to send apology messages after that..hahaha...that was a super awesome prank lah...she totally fell for it...haha.awesome..everything went as planned..haha..woohooo..shiok...short prank but super funny...

Second victim was lydia...but she kindda suspected that it was a prank already..so abit sian...javan was holding the call...and the plan was that since she recently got baptised, we needed her to join the ushering ministry..and because of the second service coming up..more help is needed...haha...so true right..haaha...so anyway..the scary part of the prank was to say that before whoever enters a ministry, he or she has to go through a one on one talk with Pastor Gerry...hahaha...and to make things scarier........"actually not that bad lah...its okay one...although last time gideon and ezra came out of the office crying...but yah, its okay one..."...haha..so yeah...but she was like..."I dont believe..!!!.."...blah blah blah..so anyway, didn't turn out as planned...but its alright..haha...had awesome fun..haha....

Oh crap...no time liao..gtg already...k, nvm....umm...this is it guys...the number of h1n1 infected people has turned to a 4-digit number...(that's right jet, over 1000 liao!!)...haha...yes, the current number now if I'm not wrong is 1217...haha..woah...but still schools are not closing...aiyoo...(will touch on that later..hehe..)......okay, better end off now...so for those that still don't know about this segment called, "UNFIT JOKES"...it is where jokes are lame, and needs consideration whether it can make it into the JOKE OF THE DAY...so yeah..like its name, it is unfit to be in the JOKE OF THE DAY.......haha....alright.........(jeering please~..)...........UNFIT JOKES............

Q. What do you call a cow that is sleeping?

A. A bulldozer.

..............yes.....haha,alright....time for the real one..don't worry, no joy this time, getting tired of her jokes............students all around singapore are asking the same question..is school gonna close? and I have a few versions of it.......................JOKE OF THE DAY.............Nerd talking to another nerd.."eh, I think school gonna close leh wah lao...NOOOOO...".................Daryl talking to ray..."eh school closing right? yes, can slack and go play soccer!".....Joel talking to Gideon, "eh, the internet poll put 89% say school gonna close leh! woohoo...can go stay your house!!".........Oliver: eh ezra! school closing leh..woohoo,shiok!... Ezra: ~~DON'T BLUFF!!~~.....

2009-07-03T14:04:00.004+08:00

We made it!!..Woohooo..we did it guys..come on gimme 5..yea..woohoo...its the end of the first week of school people..we made it through the waking up in the wee hours of the morning..we made it through the hustle and bustle of the daily peak hour...we managed to push our way through to get into the bus...and made it on time for school...woohoo...shiokk..week 1 over...but the first week of school was sian man..wake up early..this and that..sian lah..but still can lah...woohoo..thank God for friday..and the awesome youth day!!...wooohooo...if you still don't know, next monday is a holiday!!...its called holiday in lieu..haha...wooohoo...long weekend..shiokk...

Alright, its time that this blog paid tribute to the late Michael Jackson, man was he a legend, but sadly, we only remember him when he's dead..Okay, honestly, I know not much about him. He's not my era one...but I know that he is an insane dancer...crazy stuff ranging from insane moonwalks to superb vocals to "robots" to anti-gravity leans..(although is use shoe one..)..etc etc...crazy crazy crazy dancing..moves never seen before but yet so awesomely awesome...he's just a freaking good dancer lah..all the recent tributes on tv very inspiring...come on, you got to admit that you have been searching for MJ videos on the net...yea, and I just got some of his songs from my friend..wah lao..spamming it right now..awesome lah..totally stuck in my head...and his videos all so cool...like smooth criminal...wah lao..chicken nice sia....superb man just superb...he left way too soon..but if he didn't, we wouldn't remember him as much right? Ironic yea...But really..he's the craziest, pro-est dancer ever...the legendary King of Pop indeed..trashed and still trashes anyone flat at dancing..R.I.P Michael Jackson.

Okay, I've been thinking of adding 2 new "sections"..in my blog...you know I already have the famous "joke of the day"..haha.....a section called.."~RANDOM~"..should be coming up..haha..like its name..it comes up at random points of the post..so yeah....and the other one..."jokes that are not fit for joke of the day"....the term that I will be using.."UNFIT JOKES"...haha..lame, yes....but wait till you see the jokes in that section..haha..will be lame to the max..so I shall be getting some tips from gideon..haha....alright..I mentioned before, I have this whole "joy" section...and man is today's joke goood....haha...but before that....its the debut post for..........(booo!! boooo!!)..........UNFIT JOKES...............
Q. Why shouldn't you tell a secret around a clock?
A. Because time will tell.
.......(booo!! booo!!)...............yeahh haha..man that was lame..but it makes you appreciate the real joke better...haha....................................JOKE OF THE DAY.............................

Joy is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her.

The man in the car says to her, ''What do you have in the bag?''

She replies: ''I have chickens!''(come on, what would you expect in Joy's bag?..haha)

The man thinks for a moment and says, ''If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?''

Joy thinks that it sounds fair and replies, ''Okay, but I'll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens I have in the bag, I will give you BOTH of them!"

Haha...now that's Joy..hahaha..

2009-06-27T22:23:00.003+08:00

Wassup dudes..I'm sad to say that this is the last weekend of the holidays guys..I'm devastated to say that the pro-est dancer ever, Michael Jackson has passed on..and I'm heartbroken to say that school is re-opening despite the burning flames(??) of the highly dangerous and contagious H1N1 outbreak..(or otherwise known as hini flu by the muttons)....why why why? hasn't our health minister made the decision that will fufill every student's long awaited dream of closing school..(sorry nerds..but this is our time..)..latest news that I know, 89 new cases..bringing the number of hini people to 454 cases...oh just why hasn't school closed..but, don't worry guys, we have at least one more day for the number to keep rising....no lah,its not that we want people to kena hini...it's just that, we, as students, feel that our lives, our friends' lives, our teachers' lives, are very very important..so of course it would be best if school were closed, so as to not endanger or risk the lives of our fellow Singaporeans...(boy,what a way to start the post going, Oliver...)

Alright, let's brighten up the post with some pranks..Okay okay, I shall delay no further...yours truly was the one to get punked first...It started off when Derek suggested for a conference..so we got, Daryl, Gideon and Ray to call in....so it was 5 of us first..and we were talking about crosstalk for awhile....if you don't know what crosstalk is, its simply your line got problem...then when you are talking, you can hear other people coversation, hence, crosstalk.........so yah, and we decided to prank people with that...our very frist victim...me...but the actual first victim, jolene...haha...okok..thanks to "laziness"..I got myself into an awesome prank...I was lazy enough to check my phone for jolene's number..so I asked derek, and he gave me june's number..without me knowing it...so ya...so when I called "jolene"...which is june..I was like..."hello? jolene ah? eh, jolene, its me oli..."...then june was like..."I think you got wrong number..."..and yeah..everyone started laughing..dang that was a good one...(so yah,don't be lazy....)....haha..so i called jolene..the real one..with my bro's phone and asked her to call me...so that the conference can take place...I told her to test out something..the crosstalk thing lah...k so it started.the plan was to ask her whether she could hear the crosstalk...and the rest in the background suppose to talk lor..haha...so it started off...jolene called, and I was telling her.."eh jolene, my phone got some problem leh...like can hear other people the conversation..the line like got some problem...but before you I got try other people also, some say can hear, some say cannot hear..so I ask you call...see whether can hear anot....."...and the rest was like...glsdgubal;gdfugh;asdjbfaksdgnobn'aeuiobtfdlask....yah hahahahaha...super funny..she totally fell for it.....haha...and after awhile derek couldn't take it any more and he started laughing..so yeah..she got so punkeddd....and the "tradition"(??) was this..that whoever kena prank must stay on the conference..haha..so after awhile..derek, gideon, daryl, ray, jolene, and jovina was inside the conference too..and we pretty much did the same to the rest of the victims: joy, estee, amos and joel hoa....however, estee, amos and joel kindda expected it already...but I shall elaborate on amos' case...super retarded...thanks to our good friend ray quek of course.....so it started off...derek told amos to call my phone...(hmm..amos already smelled a rat..)...so he called...then derek was like..."eh amos, oli got some problems..and he don't know what to do..I also not sure how to answer..so we called you lor...."...(at this point, ray was washing his hands..he doesn't know that the prank started already...)....so when derek was about to talk about my "problems"....ray came back from washing his hands and was..."hello? hello? eh I come back already.."....then everyone was like....."wah lao!!...spoiler lah...."...hahaha...super funny...wanted tao pok him..but havent started on that yet...hahaha.....okok, so after the whole pranking was done..about 10 people was in the conference..yeah..way cool...

So...it was like a trend..almost every other night after that we were conferencing till about 1+,2...man those times were fun man...but it's all gonna end cos school's gonna start.....NOOOOO! school's gonna start...aww man...crap lah..what don't they understand about keeping us young people alive and healthy..they got to know that we are the generation that's gonna keep Singapore..erm..prospering..they got to understand that...ummm..we are the ones that are more vulnerable to hini..(right?)...they got to know that half the people that got hini are under 20....ah heck, they got to know that those that are not nerds, just simply dont wanna go school....zzz...

Oh yah, today's youth was great man..YPS or whatever...(suppose to come up with new name and logo then what happen? Instead of brainstorming for a name..just took away yps...so now no more yps...wah lao....)...haha.....k so ya, today's youth they screened "the climb"..man, it was an awesome show..no seriously, didn't expect it man...and deeply deeply regret...for not even calling or msging my friends to come...greatly pissed at how I deceived myself to not even attempt to invite my friends....sigh....aiya..anyway, great show..would have cried if I was a girl...but God made me a guy..and I thank Him for that...haha....great way of showing how Jesus gave His life for us and stuff..great show, I wanna watch it again man...haha...just like how Miley Cyrus put it.."It's the climbb~~~~...."..hahaha...

Alright...my bro wanna use liao...gotta end off...sian lah..I will miss the conferences guys...sigh...let's all secretly hope for more H1N1 cases..(for the right reason of course, which is for school to close..).....so that our dear health minister will get the drift of closing school.....hehe....I got the this like joy section, where jokes are made to insult her(no offence)................................JOKE OF THE DAY..................................
Q: What does joy do when it gets cold?
A: Sit around a candle.
Q: What does she do when it gets really cold?
A: Light it up.

2009-06-22T14:56:00.002+08:00

Once again readers, thousand apologies(in the indian accent..) for not posting for a longg time...but still wanna thank my faithful taggers for being there for me...not abandoning the tagboard..keep it up guys!...haha..okay, tons of crap have happenend since my previous post..some of which were life-threatening..some of which I can't post about and some of which were just stinky...(Tip: Due to experience I can say that this is gonna be another long journey down for your eyes guys, make sure you get a good 30cm between your eyes and the com and sit back and enjoy my crap...)

Okay, I shall start with the first one...it was last last Sunday if I'm not wrong..and a Durian party was held at Changi..my bro and I..(if you are asking which bro, just think which one is the one in army and that which one has the time to go for a durian party..)...followed jet and javan together with their parents to go get dinner for the rest....before that I asked Joel hoa to bring his small little soccer ball to the changi "beach".....blah blah blah..we got the food..and were off..we reached there..finding the Hoas there already...and some other people I think...we wanted to play soccer but had no proper ball..so we thought.."hmm..jeremy should be coming, let's give him a call to see if he has a spare soccer ball..."...so we called him and asked..then he say don't have..so we were kidding and said.."eh,go buy one leh...haha..no lah..jkjk"...then after a few sian moments..sitting on the floor, struggling to finish our nasi lemak and horfun....jeremy called and said.." eh eh, I got one chapalank ball..plastic one.." then we were laughing away..and when he got here..bam, it was the birth of "LIGHTNING 2008"...and then he told us that he just bought it...just because we asked him whether have...we were kidding and he really went to buy....so all of us were laughing in disbelief...oh yah, by then bryan should have reached already....so blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..(oh yah, both my bros went lah..) and after more demoralising and super sian moments of stoning..after countless failed attempts of trying to play with both the plastic and the tiny soccer ball we had...we decided to go have some fun with elliot..I mean why not..entertainment for all ages...what a great guy....cute to the max..he's just so freaking cute..but playing with him didn't last long..and so did the pringles given to us...we wanted to take a walk and go to the playground...but the others were afraid they would miss out on the durian....just so you know, I don't eat durian....so we waited and waited..and after awhile..jeremy, once again did one of his shocking yet familiar stunts...taking something that could change the rest of the day out of his pocket...it was two simple light sticks...he got them while buying the legendary lightning 2008..hahaha...and so, we were deciding to use it later..cos it was still quite bright..just starting to get dark only...andd..our attention soon got diverted to the ever-noisy ice cream man..ding-dong-ing his bell all day long..and we went to get some ice cream..but being old and stuff, he got confused and frustrated with our orders..and whether we paid or not..and we soon got pissed too.....but not to worry for bryan took a picture of him..and looks like poor ice cream dude is gonna get a crap load of suaning...(look forward to that on his blog ya..)....okok..even the adults by now were starting to get pissed with the durian man..taking ages to come..but he finally did..and it was nightfall already...and amanda and aveline were staying quite a distance from the durians..and they called me over..knowing that I don't eat durians..I don't eat it only..I'm fine with the smell..although it does reek..so anyway...after awhile more..took out the lightsticks and started playing..we were throwing here and there..sounds boring but funner when you do it...and the place finally had space to play some soccer!...so we started taking penalty kicks and long-range shots against future singapore no.1...and as the ball was plastic, the wind would decide it's fate..lucky not much wind..but the ball swerve like madd...but sometimes jeremy still can save it...crazy..k, so after that...went back and day ended.......phew...

*Now we go for a commercial break before returning to..."walking to 7-11 to get strepsils at 2am in the morning......"......Imagine Jethro and gang doing the singapore cheer just like how they did during last year's youth camp skits.....that is your commercial...hahaha*

Okay, this one's a long one....it was a wednesday and started off the day with going out with the Misso family...some singaporeans who migrated to australia and came back to visit...they are friends of ours....so we went to catch...."Land of the Lost" at century square around 11+....man I tell you, the movie? Crap...crap crap crap crap crap...but super super funny...its a great show man...the random parts are the funniest..hahahahaha...random, crappy,funny and Will Ferrel, that's what I'm looking for in a movie..haha..its just dam funny lah..go catch it....there's abit adult content though....um so after that went for lunch and went to safra for bowling..surprisingly I owned in the first round..cos my group got edison, shannon, jan and me lah..haha...noah and the adults the other group...oh by the way, the kids were Shannon and Jan...yah..haha....but in the second round I openly gave money to the drain...haha..so after that...I headed off to crappy A math tuition..I was about 20 mins late...to me lah..but I was one of the earliest at the class...man, that class rocks man..all late-comers..haha...so after that..went back home and foud out that shannon and jan staying over at our house..okok..cut long story long..we started playing playstation at around 10+ 11....played tony hawk at first..but changed to marvel vs capcom after that...and man did jan go crazy..he was high man..shockingly, he was higher than joy....oh yah, Derek and friends was eating prata and I called them to packet for me..woohoo..super nice..thanks derek!...oh and..the sugar from the prata that jan ate didn't make things better...he got more high and while playing he was super competitive man..going siao liao..and me and my bro thought it was too much..so had to stop and go to bed..and a random statement from my bro came..."my blanket stinks, don't use it..." and jan went to sniff it...and he was like.."no, it doesn't stink..." and he continued sniffing it..not only sniffing man..he was inhaling the whole stinky blanket..and due to the dust and stuff, in no time he was sneezing and coughing and stuff..then we asked him..."eh you okay anot..."...(trying to put it in a less singlish manner..haha.)....then he said he was fine..but not after awhile more..he suddenly said..I'm having asthma attack...(oh by the way he is 12, and shannon is 14..)..then my bro and I shock.don't know what to do..we asked shannon and he said...inhaler with the mother not with him...then we clueless...and jan's nose started blocking up too..so harder to breathe...then we went to wake our parents up..they gave him some oil to put at his nose there..and no more block nose liao...and he said he felt better..so we were like..okay okay..so went back to sleep..then after awhile he told us he could feel his tonsils...then he say his throat swelling up....then my bro and I were like..what....then we brought him to drink more water and stuff...and we tried calling amanda and aveline so see if they had inhaler or sth...but call and call call..but they didn't wake up.....but they said strepsils would work..so shannon and I went down 7-11 to buy strepsils while my bro took care of jan..my parents were sleeping alr..so didn't want to wake them up...so that was around 2 when we went down..and I must say..it was quite nice to walk around at 2 in the morning..nice and peaceful and cooling....got the strepsils and he ate one and felt better..it helped the swelling of the throat lah..but to counter the asthma, shannon said he had to go sleep..so what really triggered the asthma was sleeping late, laughing like mad..and most probably the sniffing of the blanket...luckily it wasn't the gasping for air kind of asthma..he said he could feel it coming..so..ya..he was fine in the end...what a scare at 2 in the morning..haha....

Okay okay, awesome stuff happened last week..can't post about though...maybe not now lah..maybe another time..oh yah, this morning..was supposed to for EXTRA A MATH TUITION CLASS at...9.30 IN THE MORNING...chicken backside...so anyway..over slept until daryl send me a message about voting for school holidays to extend..(have you voted yet? if not, go now.....)...so anyway, daryl's msg came at 10.15..and honestly, if he had sent the msg a little later I would have skipped the tuition..but after all, I have a conscience..so I went for it anyway...sian..ok, about the voting for extension of holidays..man,...89% voted for extension of holidays...WOOHOOO..they better extend them now man..but some 1000+ nerds voted for go back to school...what sia..lunkily that was 3% only...haha..okok..i gtg study now...hopefully can post more frequently..............................JOKE OF THE DAY......................................It was a really hot day and Joy decided to buy a coke. She went to the vending machine and when she put her money in, a coke came out - so she kept putting money in.
And since it was such a hot day, a line had formed behind her. Finally, a guy on the line said, "Will you hurry up? We're all hot and thirsty!"
And Joy said, "No way. I'm still winning!"

2009-06-11T23:12:00.004+08:00

W.W.W-First Day...(brace your eyes readers..its a long way down..at least tag,tks..)
The first day of games on was at east coast park..but we met earlier at church at 4 for some..erm."warm up" games..I forgot what the games were..k so anyway, made our way over to east coast park..by foot(DUH)..and on our way there, all of us were thinking of a group name..so as my group facilitator was Amos...we kindda turned it around and it became Soma..yeah, how awesome is that huh..okay so first game was to bury the tallest person in our group..(lucky wasn't me)...it was joshua..so we buried him...(in the sand of course..)..and after that we were told to decorate him..and boy was jethro's group power..jethro was the one that got buried..and my bro's idea was to make 8 pacs for him..then suddenly they draw wings too..so jet was like a archangel..super cool...then someone suggested to me that while jet was getting out of the sand..should take video..then like the archangel coming back to life...hahaah..don't know who's the one that told me that..so anyway, second game was to fill a cup with water...SIMPLE..but hey, its livewire's games on..comes once a year...so yeah, the cup had holes..of course..like duh..so we were suppose to fill the cup with water till the ping pong ball overflows..so my group was first...(Oh yah, my group members are..cheryl,janelle,heather aka inhuman,rachel,joshua,joel hoa,jeremy aka convenience store(HAHA) and me..and amos lah..(sry if I left out anyone..))..then derek say we cheat..yah right..then he put the ping pong back and we started over again..zzz...so anyway..

Third game was to suck out a certain amount of seawater from a pail using a straw,that can only be use with your mouth....so yeah, I initially was like sucking the seawater with the straw until almost reach my mouth then spit out..then amos was like..comeon lah oli..so I wait for awhile..then..aiya whatever lah..then me and joel chiong in.like two seawater sucking livewireans, we sucked mouthfuls then spit out...it was really disgusting, but after awhile okay liao..so me and joel were on fire..going to win liao...then joel was like.."okay,cannot take it liao.."..so he dropped out..then left me..man by then I was like super speed..dam fast...then cheryl tried to help but I ignored(sorry..)..then amos was like..nvm nvm, let him let him..so I single handedly, (of course after joel dropped out) brought my team to the last station which was to build a fire to burn a string which was placed abit higher than it..here's where our conveniece store came in handy...he knew what kind of twigs to take..so he rushed..combed the area until there were no more..so he went further ahead, looking for more..so the rest of us while building the fire, needed ammo to sustain the fire..so we were looking everywhere for jeremy but he was not there..so I had to go find some ammo first..and by the time jeremy came back...I mean, he must have came back from some treasure trove or something..both his hands filled with twigs and branches, excellent ammo to keep the fire going..and after awhile, string got burnt and we proceeded to help other groups...okok cut that part, went to Macs for dinner and headed home..(nice pants dalson..haha..)

Second day..
Woke up at 6.20..(wah lao!!)..then met the 98 gang at 7 downstairs..eh wait, the yaps and neos were down..where's the lows?..amanda gave jovina a ring and...hey hey..they just woke up..wow..great..just great..ppl wake up 6.20 to get down at 7 to meet others, then other people needed ppl to call them to wake them up..and what do you know..waited for almost half an hour then they came down....aiya, what to do, not that shocking already lah..if you had waited for them several times before, you would know what I mean..Okay, we were off to plaza sing..had macs for breakfast...then met the youth at dhoby gaut mrt and we were of to fort canning to start the games..total of 8 stations that day...crazy..and thanks to the inhuman, we won..we went station after station and hardly stopping..oh wait...all credit of course goes to "uncle kumar" (make up name..)...the fellow security gurad or ranger or whatsoever who helped us in our timeS of need..(you should be able to figure why I gave him the name Kumar).....after every clue we came to him, showed him the picture and he immediately tell us where..woohoo...Oh did I mention? Jeremy brough Doritos...woohoo...okay, so somewhere halfway during the thingy..as heather was still running without fail, she, amos, joel and I think some one else..went ahead to find the nails clue..then I was slacking behind eating doritos..and amos was like "scolding" me..and I was like, no way man, food comes first..and its not like I hadn't been running..I was just taking a little break..man the doritos were good..and for that short period of time..I was named as food tester..don't know why..okay so anyway, after eating..my tummy was feeling good..and I had to run lah..I mean, I can't embarrased myself right..sec 2 girl, running ahead of all of us, as guys we do have "face"..so me and joel were keeping up, anyway we had the stamina lah..just that the word "lazy" is very very powerful..so anyway, we kept up..and not long after,we owned the game..in record timing..trashing the others..we were so bored we had to start playing uno..haha...so anyway after that..went to plaza sing for KFC (again..)..then headed home....

Last day..
Third day was great, started off with service and went on ahead to sentosa in two coaches..my coach was the ultra SAC-infested coach..noisy like crap..while the other coach was the exact opposite..they were quiet..and gideon was even bored that he called me...so anyway..went on ahead to the beach and not long after..game started..my group was first to reach bus stop..managed to catch the bus to our next pit stop..but the bus uncle wait so long till the other group caught up..Ray's group..my group and his group was like head on throughout..but they couldn't keep up with the champs for long..haha...so first task was to find 7 people who would do funny faces for us..simple enough..finished the task and was on to our next task..basket ray's group caught up with us..then we went to next station where second task was to..sing a few lines of a foreign national anthem..and we caught a couple of nice ladies who tried their best to remember their national anthem..(weird, hardly even know their national anthem..)..they were helpful and we managed to sing a couple of lines of the New Zealand national anthem..all I could remember was..."God of nations at thy feet..." then something something something..which was what I said when they were taking the video.haha..so we were off to our next task and...basket, ray's group caught up with us again..then both of our groups decided to run to palawan beach where next task was to get foreign currency..this was when ray and dalson action action then go wrong way..where my group went the right way..and of course the inhuman, Ms Heather led us on..and we made kind of a fast group and a slow group...fast group was Heather, Joel, Janelle and me..slow group was the rest..oh did I mention? jeremy brought salsa chilli chips and 7-up raspberry..woohooooo...that's good, but trust me..he has no stamina..and he has made it clear to us that he is a sprinter..not a long distance runner like inhuman..so we were understanding..hehe...so we finished the 3rd task and were of to find wally..the fast group was so fast that almost lost the slow group...after awhile..we saw this guy, he sort of fit wally's description..and joel was like.."no lah lamers, he's a tourist can't you see..." then after awhile he walked away..and joel was quite satisfied..convinced that he really is a tourist..and I went to tell joel, "dude, I have this gigantic feeling that is wally mann.."...then he was like.. .... ....so the others decided to go ask anyway, then joel was like, "eh don't stupid lah! he's a tourist lah!.." then cheryl was like, "JUST ASK ONLY LAH, ALSO NO HARM!.."...then joel tiam tiam..lols..and guess what, he turned out to be wally.. haha..so we headed back to the beach to claim our swensons voucher..and on the way..the fast group was way ahead of the slow group..except for jeremy..jeremy was running quite infront too..(Okay okay, I'm gonna reveal a little something now, jeremy, no offence at all, just a simple joke..don't take it too hard ya..)....then suddenly cheryl sprained her ankle..so the slow group..(except jeremy who was infront)..stop to make sure she was alright..then jeremy looked back and saw them stop..then he stop also and asked, "eh why they stop?"...(Okay,here we go..relax jeremy.joke only..)...then joel was whispering to me.."jeremy fake one, taking this chance to stop only, see the others stop then he stop, giving excuse as since the rest stop, I also should stop..."...so joel and I was like laughing...hahahaha...no offence jeremy, you know how we like to joke ya...so anyway, cheryl was fine and made our way to get our swensons..and there we realised that David lost the soccer ball, and boy was the story tragic...(tell you later, finish the day first..)...so no soccer ball me and joel dam sad..so we used volleyball and played captain's ball..and also derek's rocket thingy to throw here throw there..super fun..so anyway, after maybe like..20 mins? ray's group came running in..haha...and derek told me, you know who to throw into the sea today ya..(cos fri ray was also thrown into sea..)...so while playing captain's ball halfway...plop! there goes ray...and right after that..derek said, "I know who's my next target liao.."...and immediately I knew it was me..so I tried to keep a distance from him..but out of nowhere, bryan came out and grab me and that was it, I struggled a little, but still went in..so me and ray stayed inside the sea for awhile..and the girls got inspired too and started attempting to throw yoges in..and it was like 10 over of them, dragging one girl into the sea...and they dunk people got rest one leh..go awhile, then put down, rest..then go abit more, put down, rest..go abit more, right at the shore only, then rest again..before dragging yoges into the sea...then me and ray was like.."come on, abit more only, just a little bit more only.." of course in a sarcastic way lah..then me and him couldn't take it any longer seeing the girls struggling to get one another in, then we went to get glenda in..haha...so anyway, not long after that, dalson got pulled in too...haha..then we 3, tried to get small fry joel in..but couldn't...he tyco lah..half way dragging him he struggle like mad dog..then his nose start bleeding so we had to stop..no fair sia....so we were talking like if only can press one button then nose bleed liao..then can stop the others..haha...so after awhile, of all targets, master mind Derek MAGESH got brought into the sea..man he's a big one..so a lot of them chipped in to get derek in, he struggled like mad but to no avail..haha..so he was in with us too..haha..so that was a wrap for the dunking....Then we went to wash up and change and went to vivocity to pack dinner and eat at rooftop..by then was 8+, 9 liao..quite late...so anyway, we finally reached home at around 10+, only for me and my bro to see our parents' black faces again..they have been giving us black faces after everytime we come back from W.W.W...they are just pissed we went out for 3 straight days..ah whatever...

Okay, now for the pathetic story of the lost soccer ball..David kicked, thought the rocks would have stopped the ball.but instead gravity was strong and the ball rolled down the rocks..into the sea, David and derek and justin if im not wrong tried calling nearby paddlers to help get the ball but they didn't..and praise God, an ang moh family rowed past and got the ball for us..and they had to give the ball to their little son who threw the ball which hit the rocks again..and went into the sea, and the ang moh family who was on the boat, couldn't get to the ball because it was too near the rocks, might have damaged the boat..so yah..what a way to lose the ball..a glimmer of hope, only to be destroyed by a mere young ang moh..and that's how the ball that the youth has been sharing for quite sometime now (though mainly Jeremy's)..got lost...sad stuff..

So that's it for W.W.W man..Where Wally's Wig...(oh you mean you guys don't know? the thing he was wearing was a wig, not a hat..I mean it sure looked like a hat..but..DUH, it was a wig....)......haha..anywayy....the games on ROCKED man..a big thank you to commitee Javan, Derek and Justin..they did a fantastic job...looking forward to next games on!......................JOKE OF THE DAY......................
Q: What do you do if a retard throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.

2009-06-08T13:19:00.002+08:00

Woah woah woah..superb weekend I had spending it with the youth..W.W.W and stuff..awesome..you would probably expect me to post about games on now..but not for now...I'll be making this post a quick short one.I had decided to post cos of the inspiration given by Bryan's blog..insane man..just the funniest crap ever..random, stupid, retarded..but yet all so darn funny...my blog loses hands down to them man..they are good..the depth of their crappyness is unimaginable....super funny....oh yah, so I won't be posting about W.W.W today..almost every other blog has a post on games on for now...but you will be seeing the champion's version..(hehe..)...a few days later..haha...

The first week of holidays? Great, shiok, awesome and superb..just abit of sianess had to seep in cos of my parents..restricting and stuff..zzz..anyway, I'm an offical heavy user of fastfood! Monday, I had KFC with jet...tues, Mac with jet and my bro, wed was a break...thurs, KFC with my friends...fri, Mac with youth..sat, no wait, sat morning..mac breakfast with some of the youth...sat afternoon, KFC with youth...and finally sun, Burger King with youth....yeah, so it was 6 out of 7 days of fastfood..insane~..I can feel the layers of mac's curry sauce and KFC's oily and fattening 2 piece pilling up in my stomach...and those meals burnt a big hole in my allowance, had to dig deep into my savings...

The idea of having W.W.W three days in a row had good and bad points..good was of course, 3 days straight of fun..bonding, together-ness and of course more fun lah..but it's bad points were go out everyday..that's good..but not to our parents...scold scold scold, nag nag nag, restrict restrict restrict...and this event could very well have burnt the rest of my holidays..(hopefully not lah..)....but really thank God, cos initially my father asked me to choose one of the days to not go..cos he was thinking,3 days straight was too much (yah right!)...so he ordered me to choose one day to skip..and I was like..yah come on..forget it, I'm going everyday and you can't stop me...but then again...he's my dad..what can I do if he really doesn't allow?...Anyway, spent everyday after he told me that..praying that I could attend all..and what happened? yeah..God is good..and I'm counting on Him to let me go for lifegroup outing and even for the AR camp...oh and how faithful God is, He provided us with good weather throughout and though it rained on sun morning..He stopped it and gave us good weather again...wooohoo

Something really random: Did you know that channel 5 is showing Phua Chu Kang again? It screens every monday at 2..so yah, I'm kindda waiting for it to start....oh and, what's with the recent boost in taggers? Rachel, Sylvia, and even Jovina..Derek too of course...woohooo..awesome, hope they keep coming and not just for like one tag and then go..lols....Okay, on fri, Javan told me quite a few lame jokes, I can't remember all sadly, but here's one......"Did you hear the joke about the vaccum cleaner?....It sucks.."....hahaha..yeah all so lame...but due to popular demand I shall have this joke for today.........................JOKE OF THE DAY....................why are octopus smelly? Because they have 8 armpits....

2009-06-01T19:58:00.002+08:00

Hey all, once again,sorry for the not so consistent posting..hopefully I can post more often....Had a great weekend plus monday so far....It was one of the greatest weekends so far..Yes, it was youth on sat and church on sun...and yes, I did went out to catch a movie with some of the youth(will touch on that later..) but other than all that, the weekend just felt different..and here's why...It's the start of the HOLIDAYS!!....wooohoooo~...no proper school for a whole month..finally..oh and how well did I spent the first day of holiday....but before that.....(Okay,this is a pretty long post, if you really really can't stand it..at the very least read the last paragraph..thanks..)

Yesterday went to watch "Night at the museum" at Plaza Sing with.....Ezra, Jethro, my bro, Edric, Ray, Yoges and Joy...Ezra organised the whole outing....We were initially planning to catch the 2.15 show...but Ray and Jethro had some rangers stuff...that ended at 2.15...so after much discussion..we decided to wait for them..but on the other hand..we risked Boon Teck..as there was a chance he couldn't watch with us the later show...so after much smsing and calling...finally..Boon Teck said he couldn't come..yah,sian..so anyway..ezra,edric,joy,yoges and I went to roxy 2 to eat lunch...then when we came back church...we found out..my bro, Gideon and Daryl jamming! Bryan was there too..wah shiok, right in the church auditorium..and I mean, why not..pastor went home, and uncle wilson went back too..woohoo...so they started jamming and playing some random stuff..all so cool...but after awhile, Bryan ran in with news that pastor was coming back to fetch Jeremiah! So everyone zao..and my bro went to keep everything..and..waited awhile more for jet and ray to come..and we were on our way to plaza sing, like finally...

Went to get the tickets and had discount because my bro lent me his SAFRA card....and we decided to catch the 4.10 show..but GV just had too many darn advertisements..so yah, delayed lor..and finally around 6+ we came out..it's a fine show..but David was right..not worth watching on a weekend...anyway, it was okay lah...not too bad..my recommendation? Erm, nahh, catch maybe wolverine or something...haha, I also want to watch wolverine..if you are looking for people to watch it, call me yah....so after that, went for dinner at long john's..and we discovered that Ray was watching another movie at the same place later on!..so shiok lah...his friend called him and they were going to watch another show at plaza sing..so ray joined them..wah shiok...two movies in a day..woah...so anyway, after that took the MRT and went our seperate ways....

Phew, okay, now on to today..I woke up, not well rested..looked at my phone and the time showed 8.15..I was like..what??!!...so early..so I tried going back to sleep...couldn't at first but managed to sleep..woke up again at 10+...then I still sian..so fell asleep again..and this time..the buzzing of the vibration of my phone woke me up..it was Jethro..(at that time was around 11++)....he asked me whether wanted to go jog....so I told him no, I just woke up..so he went ahead..after I did my tawg..went to Jet's house for awhile, then went for lunch..couldn't decide where to eat, slow or fast food..so we decided fast food...but the journey to bedok inter was a long and tedious one..so we were like..forget it..let's go 85...haha...and to our horror, 85 was closed!..And that made the decision for us, so we went ahead to bedok inter..and were talking about all this crap lah..what..long, tiring journey there, filled with obstacles..don't know what mission..lols..then we cleared the first, probably the most difficult obstacle..the overhead bridge..haha...(we went into the mission as slackers..so,yah..)..haha..then we almost missed the bus, and managed to clear that obstacle too..haha..it was a lot of pure crap..so anyway, reached bedok inter......

And we made our way to KFC,(before that we were discussing whether it was normal chicken rice at 85 or high grade chicken at KFC)..lols...so another big obstacle was the queueing..-.-....lols..hahaha..so anyway, we ate and started the hunt for a highlighter that I needed to buy..so we went to shengsiong...and we found ourself in the "buso" section..where all the dead fish and other raw food were..so quickly went to find the escalator to the second floor....oh but we found more than an escalator..it was an invention so cool and innovative..something I have never seen before..Okay, just imagine, how do you get into our church? you first have to go down the escalator right? Okay stop there...now there is the going up and going down escalator right? Ya, and in the middle there's this little hole, or spacing whatsoever right...there's this kind of empty space in between the escalators..yah, so what shengsiong did, they filled the space..with food! Snacks galore!..woohoo..it was awesome lah..and it was a long escalator..so as you go up..you just take the snacks...woohoo...what an awesome idea lah..so cool..so me and jet called it the escalator of temptations...haha..it was so cool..we managed to resist the tempations on the way to the second floor..and when on the second floor..we were searching for the highlighter..we were like 2 slackers lost in an aunty-infested place..lols..so yah, we soon got distracted as we saw this height chart there..a little girl there was measuring her height..she put her hand there and her height was 1.40..she seemed quite satisfied with it..I almost burst out in laughter but lucky didn't..jet went to take his height and was 1.79..I went to take and was 1.78..sian sia wah lao..k anyway, decided to buy the highlighter back at 85..so we took the escalator of temptations down..and this time, we took like..wang wang, prawn crackers and hello panda.we were in a dilemma..because must quickly take..because the escalator is going down mah..so if past that section then cannot liao..so we couldn't decided so just take..haha...but when we reached down..once again due to financial constraints we had to go back up and put them down, and were only left with $1.75 wang wang..lols..so we went to the cashier and paid..both of us were like so pathetic lah...must scrimp and save...and were looking high and low..taking out every cent we had to pay for the wang wang..we of course had more that that lah..but had to save because only beginning of the week, so needed money for the rest of the days....

(Woah, super long...)..Okay, so we made our way back home, got the highlighter and went back to study..of course got slack awhile first lah..but later on studied...until around 5..then went for whose line and simpson session..haha..then went back home finally....what a great first day of holiday...well spent..and its only the first day!! Can't wait for the rest...hope they are super shiokk too..

Okay, this is something you might not know yet..and I have been asked to advertise it..Well, it's simple..there's a new link on my blog..and its Edison and Bryan's blog...if you want to go to another blog other than mine where you can read funny crap, go to theirs, its a good place to enjoy reading crap..it's funny and really crappy..a good alternative when I don't update...haha..they don't have a tagboard just yet, just give them some time to get their blogskins right..trust me, first thing you'll do when you go to their blog is laugh..haha..yeah....so get going!....(before that..)..............JOKE OF THE DAY...............
A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."
The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."
The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

2009-05-25T16:27:00.002+08:00

Opps, sorry for not posting for quite a long time...also don't know why I didn't post...This is the 101st post for my blog..not bad not bad...Results came back and they were crap..just crap..couldn't believe it either..super sian..but God is good..

Okay that is it..my earphones are history..it can't even work now..even when I shift or set the wire in a specific position..sian lah..now can't hear a thing..chances of reviving it this time are slim...Jeremy!! why forget to pass me the earphones?? Aiya..I also forgot to ask you...lols.....Crap, I'm at a lost of what to post already..nth much happened recently..you figure that since my exams are over..I should be hanging out right...yeah,me too...but..don't know leh..maybe just not yet..waiting for my parents to cool down about my results...zzzz....

Oh..now I know why I didn't post last week..I was sick..with high fever and flu.it sucks to be sick..doctor gave 2 days of mc..wooohooo..which meant I had four-day weekend last week..power lah..haven't fully recover on Friday yet..but Joel,Ezra and Ray still came anyway..didn't play basketball but watched School of Rock..(yes,again..)....at my house..(we have something called the Hubstation...you should get one...)....great show..super funny..although wasn't able to enjoy it as much as the nose was runny...sian....anyway..went to church on saturday at 2 for music prac..The game that we played during CT was quite fun lah.we had to split into groups of 3..and David and uncle Quentin had some problems understanding that for awhile...lols..so anyway, my group was uncle Michael, Timothy and me..the game goes like this..Jovina was supposed to give a word..for example,"Lord"..and we had to sing lines of songs that had the word..quite interesting..everything was going fine for my group..Timothy was doing most of the work..lols..then most of the groups out..left 3 groups, my group, my bro's group and Estee's group..the word for that round was "praise"...then it went on for quite awhile..then finally really no more ideas liao..then came to my group..then..lost..sian..cos dont know anymore songs with the word praise..all used already....but right after Jovina counted 5,4,3,2,1..I remembered one song that had!.....super sian.....

Anyway..uncle Michael, Ezra and me were busy with some light issues throughout the music practice..it's the...you know the lights right at the back of the auditorium? the one that are shining at the boards..yeah..those..one of them spoilt..so had to change the bulb..okay,simple enough..so ezra took out the ladder and started on it..uncle michael gave him new bulb..then put...but....cannot leh...wasn't working..and in the end..all the bulbs.(okay lah, don't really know whether they are new or not...just spare lah..) they all couldn't work..so we thought it was the..erm..."channel" problem..so we experimented and...no, it wasn't the "channel" problem..weird...so spend quite long pondering on what was going on...and ezra had to go up and down the ladder countless times...I see him do like quite easy like that...but tiring...I wanted to try..so I went up..tried to fix in the bulb thingy..but cannot..still not sure how to put it in..zzz....so in the end..we just left it lor....then later on Ezra had another idea..cos one of the boards were not lighted up..so because one of the boards had two bulbs shining on it...he switch one to shine at that board...and it worked...not bad not bad..managed to make it look more presentable...

Okay,really out of ideas...erm..is this considered longg?...........................................JOKE OF THE DAY....................Two men walk into a bar, one wearing a newcastle cap and the other wearing a middlesbrough cap. The guy in the middlesbrough cap approaches the bartender and make a bet: "I'll bet you $1,000 that I can put a glass at one end of your bar and pee into it from the other end of the bar without spilling a drop."

The bartender laughs and says, "You're crazy, but you're on."

The man positions a glass on one end, walks to the other end and unzips his fly. He then pisses everywhere -- all over the walls, over the chairs, all over the tables, and all over the bartender. The bartender roars with laughter and tells the man to pay up.

The guy in the middlesbrough cap pays up, laughing and smiling, too.

"What are you smiling at?" asks the bartender. "You just lost $1,000!"

"Well, you see that guy in the newcastle cap over there crying? Before we came in, I bet him $10,000 that I could pee all over your bar, your walls, your liquor AND you, and not only would you not be mad -- you would laugh hysterically about it!"

2009-05-17T16:38:00.002+08:00

GLORY GLORY MAN UTD, GLORY GLORY MAN UTD. GLORY GLORY MAN UTD, WHEN THE REDS GO MARCHING ON ON ON!!!..(And loserpool kiss our ass ass ass!!)..(Also can modified with lick our boots or eat our dusts...)...ahahaha...And once again, no surprise at all..Manchester United crowned champions again..I mean..arsenal in the last match put up a good fight..but just not good enough..loserpool almost caught up last month..(noticed I used ALMOST..otherwise known as didn't)..erm..if they did..then..oh wait..Man Utd are champions..so I don't think that matters anymore huh...lols...and dear dear chelsea..proper manager also don't have..noobs...

Okay..Friday went to play soccer with Derek,Amos,Daryl,Joel,Gideon,Jeremy,Jethro,Javan, my bro and myself.....okay okay,so my planning wasn't really good..but at least we had fun...but because of the rain had to stop halfway, then start..stop halfway,then start again...but also because of the rain that's why sooo fun....lols..dangerous lah...but super fun..all of us were soaking wet everywhere..thank God none of us got sick..after that..wanted go watch movie..but didn't..so the rest went back after dinner..except for Joel..then went to my house to watch army daze..of course with javan and jethro tooo...shiokk sia.hope we can do this sometime soon..maybe alternate..one week basketball..one week soccer..one week basketball..one week soccer..haha..I think daryl the basketball you can skip lah..ABIT out of the way for you..hahaha......

Erm.I think I'm making the record for being the only one whose name starts with "O"..lols..you go see other people's blogs and their links..if its in alphabetical order right..you would see...then come to "O"..only me...then "P" and "N" more than one...so yeah...I'm you-nik alright...hahaha....Wah sian, my earphones spoil again..remember the other time..quite some months back when I said my earphones spoil..that one aveline gave me a spare rubber piece and that fixed it..but now the right side can't hear anything....siann...I must like fiddle with the wire and put the phone in a certain position..or hold it and keep it in this direction then can hear..siann...hopefully jeremy can lend me his spare earphones..*HINT*...*HINT*.....lols..

Crap lah..everytime think of a lot of stuff to post..then everytime when posting forget what to post...zzz..Aiya,shall end here..and if you've read till here..please tagg....my faithful current taggers are only..Amanda,Daryl, Jeremy and Ray..that's it..and recently Derek..come on..why so little?? sian...oh and please tag whether you would like me to change blogskin or not..thanks..................JOKE OF THE DAY..............
Teacher : Arnold what is the most popular answer to the teacher's questions?
Arnold: I don't know ma'am.
Teacher: ''Correct!'''

2009-05-14T21:54:00.002+08:00

Woohooo..MYEs are history for now..shiokkk..but somehow it doesn't feel like its after exams..lols...I'll try to make this short, cos I wanna go play fifa..erm..let's back track to.......last sunday...

Erm, after church rushed off to Tampines SAFRA for family gathering at SAKURA(woohoo!!)..it was to celebrate mother's day..so..Sakura,being the place it is, was packed with people..shiokk!..And first thing my bros and I did was...(okay,routine,greet uncles and aunties..then..) put our bags down, and rushed to the buffet..Man, I didn't know where to start..but I didn't feel like spamming food that day..so yah,sian...anyway..ate and ate and ate..then I stopped to rest for awhile..but while resting my bro(Edison) and I went to play pool..so after that didn't went back to eat...It was 2 bucks per game..and I told my bro to save the balls but he was like.."siao ah, the guy just infront of us.."..then after 2 games..we shifted to another table..lols..so could save the balls...okok..I was trashing my bro at pool..yes,yes..some shots were just nothing but pure luck..but still..yah..lols..but he won in the end..out of 5 games he won 3...the like super easy shots we missed..then like out-of-nothing kind of shots we tyco hit in...lols..aiya..sian, he had to be the one to sink the 8-ball...ah well, he's the older one..and you know..always the older ones win..it's always like that lah..no matter how well you perform..the older ones will win one..lols..sian...

Okay,moving on to night time..Monday was holiday as Vesak day...so had no school..so could sleep late..okay,before I go to story..erm..Gideon was telling me this joke..He asked his idian friend what is their holiday lah..then he said Vesak Day lor...and as you know..some idians say "v" as "w"..so that guy was like.."wesak day lor.."..get it?? we suck day?? lols..okay anyway, so after he told me that..this joke hatched into my mind..(that shall be JOKE OF THE DAY..stay tuned for it...lols..)...Okay,so back to Sunday night..my bro(Edison) and I were sitting infront of the TV..looking for some shows to watch..so as it was after the win over Man City..so like.inspired lah..lols..so I told my bro to watch the.."United in the 90's"...he got the disc..and we were just putting the disc in..and waiting for the show to start..when this huge flying cockroach came out from no where..woah...its freaking scary man...cockroach is still alright..but flying cockroach? Man,just freaks you out..seriously...flying cockroaches are one of the worst insects...eeeeee....so anyway, I told my bro..eh cockroach..then he was like..whatever..then it started flying..then we like zao immediately.super scary..so we got ready our weapons..(old newspapers)..and were ready for flying menace..but at first we didn't know what to do..then the flying cockroach attacked...I mean came close to us lah..then my bro like zao-ing, then he tripped and fell..then we were laughing and scared and the same time..then we move to one corner..then all was quiet....

Left me and my bro there..my parents were asleep..we were the only soldiers left..lols..so all became quiet..and I went to take a look..and the cockroach setfoot on the wall..somewhere above the TV....we couldn't hit the thingy cos it was on the wall..would dirty the wall..so first thing came to my bro's mind was...RUBBER BAND!..so we went to the cupboard..took out this container that is filled with rubber bands..and started firing at the cockroach..alot miss..all the one that hit also no use..the cockroach wouldn't move..so we had to move in for a closer shot..so we were like...eh cover me..in case come then can whack it away...and we had our escape routes planned...lols..so we move in..then my bro finally hit it..it was a good shot..then the thing started flying..then we were like..ahhh crap..zao!...but then my escape route was blocked by the bicycles (if you know what my house was like you would know..)...then I was like..ohh crap..my bro was in safety..but I was still on battlefield..super scary with the thingy flying around everywhere......then the thing flew out of the window and first thing I did was chiong to window and shut it...WOOOHOOO...victory is ours!..woohoo...felt so good..but it was super scary lah..now I know why my bro fell earlier..cos dam freaky..same feeling when you are trapped at the bicycles with no way out..lols..so anyway, we won!..haha..super happy..then went on to watch the show..oh and by the way, if you come my house now...the rubber bands are all still on the floor there..haha...evidence..lols....K so anyway, next day woke up, saw the time, 11.58....WOOHOO..haha..shiok..so late..lols...

K lah..quite long liao..haha..oh..tmr playing soccer with some of the guys from church..woohoo..can't wait....sian lah..ray and dalson pang seh......zzzz..k whatever...erm...oh yah the joke.....lols........................................JOKE OF THE DAY...................................SO IF TODAY IS VESAK DAY....WHEN IS PORNSAK DAY?.......................

Hahahaha....get it? Pornsak? Channel 8 or U the host or something??...hahaha...

2009-05-07T11:46:00.001+08:00

This whole week has been exams..which means,siann...Okay,I just finished my A maths paper..and it was a breeze..or rather, a hurricane...a gigantic tornado of formulas and algebra...its probably the worse combination ever...The paper took my brain apart..just like how Man U destroyed ARSEnal to bits..and they have to resort to scoring a controversial penalty..NOOB..just like how there are a couple of easy questions which I could handle..other than that...almost every other question stuck halfway..lets all just pray for the working marks to bring me through....

Yesterday and this morning was pure torture..It was the preperation of A maths..Okay,morning came back after physics paper and slacked till after lunch then started revision..Do until about 5, then I stopped..A few difficulties but still could handle it..then it began at night..I was at the low's studying..hopefully getting some extra knowledge for A maths from the pros, Jethro and Javan...well, it did help, but not much, my brain hasn't exercise for this much for a long time for A maths..and chionging didn't help..was super sian and tired..going crazy with memorising the formulas and methods of how to do the questions..so went back home, took a short break and tried to get back to studying..but couldn't..it was just killing me..so I did a quick summary for every chapter and went to sleep..My mum woke me up and I was SUPER tired..it's been a long time since I felt that tired..super tired..couldn't get out of bed for a while..

Then I dragged myself to school, almost late, but really thank God..He's just so faithful...Then before paper, looked through the notebook again..and went to take on Man U..being sunderland at that pont of time sucked..don't know where my Cisse went..and soon I became Newcastle.(don't think its better..worse..).....my Michael Owen was out of form....and...ya..it was pure torture..struggling to get past(Man U' defence in)the first question..now I know how teams feel after beind owned by Man U..I was always on the winning side, but for a change, it sucks...wah..the paper was hard man..I could usually crush it and throw it but it was hard...Ah well, no one to blame except myself..and probaby cos I have had 3 A maths teacher so far..so inconsistent..keep changing...irritating....Anyway, I'm just glad that its over..

Okay, enough of exam crap...I've been thinking about changing my blogskin..to probably a brighter background..cos maybe too much dark sometimes sian...I need a refreshing background..erm..please tag if I should change or not..and some suggestions of channging to what would be good...Okay,since Amanda wants me to keep it short..guess I'll stop here...hope its nicole enough(HAHA!!)......................JOKE OF THE DAY..........................
Q: Why does a chicken lay eggs?
A: Because if she dropped them, they'd break.

2009-04-30T23:21:00.004+08:00

Woah,its been a hectic week..Firstly, what's with the weather??(shut up daryl)...its been ultra hot recently lah..insanely hot...thank God it rained for a couple of days to cool things down..but also thanks to the heat, we can on air-con everyday....wooohoo...Hectic week also because exams starting next week..kindda mugging..but slacking also..zzz..no discipline..I should be doing A math now instead of this..zzzz

Sad stuff has been happening for my friend recently. His from Thailand. His name is Pan Sap...something something..(don't know how to spell..) Anyway, on monday, his money got stolen, about 20 bucks..yeah, and he can't do anything about it..he knows who did it..but can't prove that he did it....(pan sap is super hilarious and never fails to make me laugh..and is alwawys joyful..) But when he was walking into class on monday, I asked him whether he okay anot..cos he looks dam sad..then he say people steal his money, 20 over dollars..and I started laughing...cos he usually sarcastic..so my natural reaction was to laugh..but sadly it was true...it was the beginning of the weekend,20 bucks of his allowance that he could have saved up was gone...imagine how sad it is to go to a foriegn country and know that your money is stolen and can't do anything about it...and moreover, he had CLB exams after school..so yah..quite sad..but the next day he came back, smilling and joking..back to his normal self..glad to see that...

But today, while we were playing soccer, he did one of his insane hilarious tricks that he always does, and he fell...we were all natually laughing...but after he fell..JJ trip over pan sap, and fell on pan sap, at his wrist area..(and JJ being a little plum wasn't helping the situation...)..everyone thought it was normal..I even thought JJ was trying to tao-pok pan sap..but a few seconds later, pan sap shouted super loud.."AHHHH!!!!"...10 times louder than you can imagine..then all of us, natural reaction would be to...yes,laugh..so we were all laughing..but a few seconds later, he was still groaning in pain and I knew something was wrong..holding his left wrist, he fell to the ground and just started squibbling around..(you wouldn't know what to do if that happened to your hand..)...so yah..and guess what..JJ was holding on to his wrist..I also don know why..and pan sap was like.."ahh ahhh,JJ let go..please JJ.." you could really see the pain in his eyes and facial expression..Chun Kiat still dare came up to me and said.."he look quite cute like that right.."....K anyway, so I stood there helpless, probably the only one who understood what he was going through cos I fractured my hand before too..Pan sap was wailing away in pain, and I don't even remember myself being in that much pain..It was so freaky..you could see the pain in his face, but the feeling? Much worse..

So after awhile brought him to General Office..and before he went off to the hospital, I said a quick prayer for him....and blah blah blah..he was in the hospital..my friend and I went to ask teacher how was he..cos that teacher went to the hospital with him..He said, he's fine..no fracture, no nothing..that I was like."yes,thank God"....The bone was fine, don't even need cast..think it was the muscle or something..but I really couldn't believe it..I mean, okay, his hand wasn't out of shape like mine was...but the pain he was going through was like so much more than mine..So from this, I can really see how God was with me at that period of time when I fractured my hand...pain,yes..super pain,yes..wrist out of shape,yes...crying,no..as pain as pan sap, I doubt so...So I really thank God for being with me..Just imagine, I was primary 6 then..small size..at the height where I couldn't believe I was that short..not much calcium in my body as I hardly drink milk.....Pan sap, sec 3 now, I think one year older than me..strong..but, so much more pain than me if I'm not wrong..cos I don't remember going through that much pain.....yet, my injury was more serious than Pan Sap's...so this really showed me how good God really is..I really thank Him, couldn't have imagine what would happen to me, without God there....woah,insane....

But yah lah, this incident was a blessing in disguise lah,helping me see how awesome God is and how He was with me..yeah,so coool.....Woohooo,more people are starting to tag,hope this keeps up..oh and ya..exam period now,may not be able to post next week,but..I would really like to get to the com..haha..see how bah.......time to unwind a little...........................JOKE OF THE DAY..........................
Q: Why does a traffic light turn red?
A: If you had to change in front of everyone, you'd turn red, too.

2009-04-24T14:20:00.002+08:00

Aw man...the exam period is closing in..zzz.hope it flies past fast so June holidays can quickly come...I'm gonna make this short..(hopefully)...so that I got some time to slack on com before going to study....

Last week's "The Great Food Extravaganza" was great..Mitchell took abit of a risk by making one of the destination at Siglap Centre there..but it was alright lah..quite fun..solving all the clues..just that alot of walking and running to do..My group facilitator was Derek..in my mind was like.."yes!"..because the other group members were Jeremy, Nigel, Yong Hui and her friends(I remembered their names okay, I just scared spell wrongly..)..haha..lucky got Derek in the group..if not I wouldn't know what to do..without him confirm won't be as fun...and let's not forget..without him,no Swensons treat..woohooo..haha..oh and..ya,my group won the event..got first..woohooo...At the beginning Derek was telling us.."My group always win guys.." then I was like...ya right....haha..but, we won! An awesome combination of Famous Amos, Lays, Chips More and Cheezels..Cheezels was distributed between the girls..Derek took the Chips More and I took the Famous Amos and Lays...haha..it was awesome,super nice..anyway, we deserved the win lah, we completed everything in order..so yah...haha...

Let's see...I had my inter-class on Tuesday..and a miracle happened on that day..my class won second for soccer! It was insane,really thank God that managed to get second..My class was like the ultimate underdogs..It was like..Liverpool,only got two good players..(HAHA)....Well, my friend and I were the only ones that were pretty alright in soccer and the rest were just players picked to play for us....Okay anyway, there were three matches in total. The first match for my class was a walkover..(well you see..my first match was against the nerd class, and they didn't turn up probably because they were studying..hehe..) So walkover, go straight to second round..and my friend and I realised that in second round we versus one class that all the players soccer quite good...because my group of friends that always play soccer together are in that class, only me and my friend excluded, in different class...so me and my friend was like..wah sian...confirm lose lah,somemore their first round match they won 5-0...haha..me and my friend like..DIE...

But we managed to hold on to the precious 0-0..and went for penalties after that..that's where we won...It was so exciting lah..My friend was taking the penalty first..then suddenly, one teacher walk in and said, "eh you..you not wearing school p.e pants..so you cannot take the penalties..." then I was like.."WHAT??!!"..So I had to be the first one to take the penalties..then I was like..wah sian liao, dont have my friend..and if the others don't know how to kick then how..zzz...and I was pretty nervous as I have a bad history for penalties..cos when playing with my friends we always play penalties..and I usually miss..Moreover, the keeper was insanely good..Anyway, I went and take the penalty and scored..all still quiet..cos just started only..then now it was the opponent's turn..my class the keeper was like asking me before that.."eh, you want keeper anot..I scared sia..." Then I told him no need scared, never mind one..So my keeper went to the goalpost, and the ultra action soccer player Sebastian was the first one to take the penalty for them..he shoot straight..then my keeper didn't have to do anything but block it..like duhh..so everyone was like.."YEAHHHH!!!" Super happy..then all the malay soccer boys from other team come and laugh at Sebastian for missing the penalty..haha..it was super shiok..and of all people save Sebastian's penalty...HAHA....

So it was my team's turn, my friend suddenly came back, wearing someone else's p.e pants..and took the shot..scored..then the opponent scored, then my team scored then the opponent scored..then my team scored..so it was 4-2..and it was the opponent's turn..and if this one miss..we win..so all the pressure was on our keeper..but I told him to just relax...and the opponent's team the keeper, who was pro and ramming, came to take the last penalty..the whistle blew and....he missed! Ball went out..then everyone, not only my class the people was like.."YESS,WOOHOOOO!!!!" I didn't know winning could be so shiok, the feeling was just awesome, and so, we went into the finals..haha..so fast right..The finals was against the soccer boys class...me and my friend was like...oh man...out of seven players, 4 of them are pro soccer players, another one is from Thailand..foreign talent..haha.super pro..and one of their defender was part of the group of us that always play soccer together..so out of seven, 6 of them were dam good, only the keeper noob..but me and my friend already hack care, lose so what...Oh and before the game, Mr sim(my form teacher) said that if we get second, treat us Macs, and if we get first, treat us Pizza Hut...So we went on to play the game with a losing mentality...The team was, my friend and I(soccer at least got some standard) one korean(foreign talent also..okok only lah)...one taekwondo guy(he can play abit)..one basketball player as the defender..one big size guy as the other defender(which totally sucks at soccer, second game he didn't even touch the ball..) and one pro as the keeper(my friend and I didn't know he was so pro, if not for him wouldn't have win...)..and the game went on..starting a little sloppy, after 5 seconds lost the ball to our opponent...But, my friend was the one that scored first, so my class lead 1-0..and morale was super high then, we thought we could do anything...and the players on our team were all shouting.."Pizza Hut! Pizza Hut!"..haha..it was super funny..But..not long after that..the foreign talent in the opponent's team scored..and everyone was like...siannn....and after awhile more..soccer captain if im not wrong crossed in to another pro soccer player who headed in a beauty..so 2-1..we were all like..alamak...The pressure was still on us..and at the last minute of the game..ball dropped into my feet and immediately I chiong..chiong like mad..But soccer player Hakim was on my tail..lucky I taller than him, so my legs longer, so I managed to keep the ball with me..but he was too fast and I knew I had to pass..so I heard my korean friend shouted for me..and I passed to him....he got the ball, was one on one with the pro defender..and he tried to do some tricks to get past him..but to no avail..I would have helped but was out of breath after chioing. I shouted to my taekwondo friend to support him but too late, ball was lost and final whistle sounded..arggh..but it was a great match..already knew we were gonna lose anyway..But all credit goes to keeper, Ian..out of like 6-10 shots on target he only let in two,very good liao sia, didn't know he so pro..anyway, the soccer boys class got first, my class got second..and the class that lost to us in penalties got third...was so happy....Undeserved medal, but luck overrules..haha...woohooo.....

Okay,slack awhile more then I go study.....oh and, if you've read till here please leave a tag...thanks................JOKE OF THE DAY......................

Q:What do you find in a clean nose?

A:Fingerprints

2009-04-17T16:38:00.003+08:00

Woohoo! It's a Friday again..Fridays rocks, school end early and its the beginning of the weekend..Somemore usually play soccer and hang out on Fridays..What did I do today..?

School ended, all was fine, suppose to watch show (as in people fight)...but teacher come extra and there was no fight in the end..So anyway, waited for Sebastian to settle with the teacher then went ahead to play soccer...It was insanely hot...Usually on Fridays we go eat first then play.cos Friday end school around noon time.so still super hot, so we would eat first..so that when we come back school it won't be so hot...but don't know why today they say play first..sian..Anyway, there were (noob)competitors on the field so decided to play match against them, upper sec against SHORT...PANTS..And of course, yours truly opened the scoring in less than 10 mins..soon, the shorter..I mean lower sec were too noob and we had to bring two of our upper sec to their team..it did help a little..with pan sap scoring a brace..but it was too late..we were scoring goals like nobody's business...it was fun especially after a lousy game at recess, where all of us were off-form..Anyway,we stopped soon as it was too hot.....

After that..Baseerat wanted to go Tampines 1 so badly, but all the others didn't seem interested..also don't know why he wanted to go so badly..I was fine with going there but the others didn't wanted to...So after hearing enough of Baseerat's begging them to go,and to no avail, I decided to put my silver tongue into action..and not long after, we were all at Tampines 1 already..haha...In terms of food,T1 is AWESOME, there's J.CO DONUTS AND COFFEE(I think that's the name..but who cares? DONUTS!!)....there's SECRET RECIPE right beside it...and...CARL'S JUNIOR!!!! Wooohooooo...awesome, I'm not a big fan of carl's junior, but it sure can be useful when tired of mac.etc.(Sorry muslims...)....Can't wait for Donuts and Coffee to open..after that,sure whack...donuts are just shiokk..But one of the crappy things about T1 is that...there's no lift! And at times, you even have to queue up to take escalator......zzzzz..don't know what's their problem..how can have no lift one......And I think its really dumb that they made another mall there...There are already two malls at almost the exact same spot, and now, they make another one just across it..retarded..three malls at the same area.....If want, make mall in Bedok lah..haha..

So anyway, walked around in Tampines 1, but only for a SHORT time as we soon got hungry at went over to TM to eat mac...blah blah blah..wanted to slack awhile more after that but the rest wanted to go home..so go home lor...

Oh yah, on thursday, this really dumb yet cool thing that happened in school..There was this Normal Tech guy walking..he walked past the 2H class(express)...and one guy in the class said...."Normal Tech students are stupid"...then..the normal tech guy, not happy then from outside punch the class window and the window broke, leaving a nice distinct hole in the middle with many cracks around it..that guy got cut by the glass and started bleeding profusely...drips of blood were everywhere..even on the wall..so cool lah..the blood,if I'm not wrong, stretched for 3 classes (on the floor) then outside of one class,the wall there all got blood...so coool..lols..Aiya,normal thing in Springfield lah, no need to be alarmed..This morning recess also..the guys were playing basketball..then one sec 3 guy go like..lift the ball then hit one sec 4 paikia's face...then he not happy..then what err..push,punch,kick..then almost started fighting but then one teacher came and held the paikia back..then when getting push back to one corner, the paikia shout dam loud..what..don't know some hokkien thing if I'm not wrong..only one word was familiar..sah lah kao (if that is even how you spell it)...haha..'sigh'...really dumb but cool...oh one more thing..simple lah..one guy called Daniel scolded and insulted Sebastian's parents for no reason, then Sebastian not happy, after school today wanted to fight..then as Daniel was from the nerd class.*ahem*..went to tell teacher...then after that teacher settle..siann.......

Oh yah, last weeked was great! For 3 services, Dr Ashley Crane was the speaker..he's awesome..super funny, and delivers the message well...At his age, he is super youthful...I think he's about..50+,60? But very young at heart..super funny..aha...last saturday was the best...YPS..After altar call everyone went mad..it was a jumping, shouting and tao-poking spree..super shiok...blasted some music and went insane..almost all lights in the auditorium was off..and we were there, going mad..I got kena tao-pok,super sian..it was dam sway...I jumped on Daryl, lost my footing and fell....and the next second, he was on me, and the next second, everyone was on me...ouch...anyway, of course the main tao-pok target was none other than Jeremy...they finally managed to tao-pok him...but I wasn't there! And you know why...because of Mr.Jethro's great idea..he say what..eh oli,go storeroom rest awhile..then I say ok lah,,then I wanted to go already, then he still say stay in the storeroom stay in the storeroom..don't know for what..and then, I missed the tao-pok of the century..wah laoo...wasted man..anyway, it was a great time just shouting and jumping, but the adults had to come put us to a stop as some needed to go home..everyone by then was sweating a lot..and most of us no voice already....We went to mac after that to eat, and it certainly didn't help especially when most of us had sore throat.....

I hope we can do those jumping and going crazy stuff again..super fun...oh yah, tomorrow is...The Great Food EXTRAvaganza...wooohooooo...sounds good man..can't wait for it...Alright, how bout a couple of jokes now..lemme tell you just ne really really really retardd joke that some malay in my school created..Q.There's a pail over there, what is inside the pail?........Make a few guesses................................It's probably wrong because that guy finally says..."Inside the pail got nasi lemak...."..HUH..Random right..and he explains why..."My joke, my problem what I want to put inside lah!"(with the malay accent..)..now how retarded can that be..hahaha..stupid right...haha..Okay okay, here's another dumb joke.....................JOKE OF THE DAY..............
Q: How many Singaporeans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Ans: One. Like DUH..

Ahahaha...

2009-04-03T17:30:00.002+08:00

Hey readers, my apologies for not posting last week, don't really know the reason why either..Since school started, nothing much or exiciting has happened leh, so not much to post about..the only leisure acitivites I did was play soccer, and go Safra play pool and a little bowling...Went after sports day...zzz

Hmm let's see...Okay, the earphones that Joel Hoa passed to me,finally passed on..sian lah, the right side the earpiece spoil, then now only can listen with one earpiece, so uneven..But this earphones was a special one, it persevered through tough times and went through a couple of trials to grant me that convenience of listening to songs, so considerate right..lols(gila..)..Lemme share with you some incidents where it showed its determination and pulled through...There was this one time when I went out with erm..Mitchell, Bryan, Ezra and Jethro if I'm not wrong..then when came back I left my poor earphones in my pocket and then it got dumped into the washing machine not long after that...but thank God when after washing and drying and everything..took out my earphones, tried it..and it worked! Woohoo.was so happy after that..but now...'sigh'...it finally gave in..sian,hoping to buy another one soon...or maybe, just maybe some of you kind souls out there have a spare SONY ERICSSON earpiece to pass to me, and if you do have one extra and are willing to give it to me, or sell it to me (preferrably for a cheap price lah..friend right...) inform me quick ya...thanks thanks..

Aiyah sian, see lah, never give suggestions of what to post then now got nothing to post..so sian (Daryl lah,act smart only...eh wait..already smart liao.haha.relac..hahaha..) The song "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" by Aerosmith is now stuck in my head..Hakeem fault lah,go remind me of that song...but the song rocks, super awesome..I love the screaming part..wooohoo...power, if you haven't listened to the song yet, you have to go youtube and check it out..very nice...Aiyah forget it, so sorry,really dont' know what to write already, most of my typing power all unleashed on the previous post, the longest one so far, my personal best for now..So now I need sometime to recharge..paiseh ah...zzz..'sigh'..how bout a joke now huh..to end things off on a lighter note................................JOKE OF THE DAY...........................

A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them. The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants. The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty. Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door. The judge asked, "Why in the world would you want to take a car door?" The man replies, "Just in case it gets hot, I can roll down the window."....So if you think you are stupid(not referring to you weewee.hehe)...think twice...God made you, so how can you be stupid or anything else that is not postive?

(Haha..relac lah Daryl, no offence whatsoever bro..ahaha..)

NEO out! ( you know just like how Ryan Seacrest always says "Seacrest out" at the end of each episode of american idol...yah,something like that...haha) =]

2009-03-20T16:14:00.004+08:00

READ FIRST READ FIRST, I KNOW THE POST LOOKS FREAKING LONG, BUT JUST READ FIRST, IT'LL BE OVER SOON...HOPEFULLY..=]What an irony right..its the holidays and there is so much time to blog, but I choose to wait till today, one of the last few days of holidays then blog..so smart right...*sigh*, the holidays are going to end, school is coming back...aw man..sian..Okay, I'm gonna post about my week so far..and maybe a tiny bit about the livewire blog...This post is one of my longest yet, so please read to the end for lots of effort has been put into this..I advice that you take a couple of breaks in between...=]

Okay, let's see..On Monday,woke up in the wee hours of the morning..about 9+ (on the first morning of holiday sia..) to catch up with my tawg and go gym with jethro..He owes me one for waking up so early..Called ezra too but he says too early..see? Who in the right mind would wake up so early to go gym...especially in the holidays...anyway, can't remember what I did after that...
And on Tuesday.....I also can't remember what I did..zzz..ps ps...

Okay, Wednesday got long story, I was supposed to wake up at about 6+,7..to go to my bro's POP (passing out parade..)....(Just imagine, if 9+ to me in the holidays is wee hours..what is 6+,7?) I was totally against the idea of waking up that early to go to tekong. My parents forced me to go just cos got that stupid extra ticket..and I was super pissed after that..So came Wed morning, mum woke me up at 7, got up reluctantly with a face that was as black as...any of the workers at the construction site..(no offense..hehe..)...So I got up,gave my parents a whole lot of attitude and went to brush teeth etc. They said I was delaying too much, so asked me to meet them at 85..so I was like whatever..Changed into shirt,bermudas, slippers and went down..I was really unhappy..The worst part was that when I reached the market, parents scolded me say cannot wear slippers, say what they don't allow..then there was this little happiness that sparked into my mind, thinking..."yes,don't have to go, don't have to go..." Then you know what my parents say..they say..go back change into shoes, then at that moment that little amount of joy just melted due to the fury that entered..trying to process the meaning of those words again, anger slowly crept into me..ultra pissed now, walked back to my house..(something that I wanted to do)...but changed and got ready to go back..(something that once again pissed me off..)

When I reached home, I began venting my angry by trashing everything in my way..(exaggerating..to make it sound like some action movie..)...Once again,reluctantly went to look for my socks and put them on..lucky before I left house I called my mum to ask where to meet them, then when I call, she tell me must wear jeans, then I was like..."WHAT?!!!?????!!!!!!!!?!!??!?!?!?!" I was so ready to slam the phone, but didn't..so lucky I called them if not if I if I went down, they will ask me to go back again and change to jeans...and if I went back a second time, I tell you I won't be leaving the house..So already super pissed about the idea of waking up so darn early, now, I can't even choose the clothing I want to wear..so went down to meet them and was off to tekong...unwillingly of course..Multiple prayers lessened the anger but still was pissed, but I truly thank God that He went throughout the day with me..Cut long story long, when reached tekong went to sit at the "insert name here" gallery and waited for the soldiers to march in..it seemed like eternity (yes, I know I haven't experienced an eternity yet...its just a figure of speech..and if you don't know what eternity is, go ask daryl..) while waiting for the soldiers to march in..over there, the anger was slowly fading away...One of the good things was that I managed to complete one super hard stage for need for speed on my handphone..and soon got enough money to buy a car..lols......blah blah blah blah blah blah blah......after everything finished went to take a ferry back...(trust me, the service at tekong..sucks, stupid ferry need to wait so long....) Lucky before the day started I put on my earphones to shut off all nagging from my parents and it did calm me down..Went to have lunch at Pasir ris and another good thing was that I managed to buy a delicious donut from donut empire..woohooo,awesome..by then, not pissed already, thank God...But when reach home was dam tired..slept awhile...and then began the next episode for Wednesday itself....*TIP: Go take a pee break and brace your eyeballs for the remainder of the post...

Already planned to meet David, Jethro and Javan for badminton at Bedok Sports Hall..Appeared that David, Jet and Javan were already downstairs, so I had to rush down so that can take David's car to Bedok Sports Hall...my bro came along..he said he watch only..but yeah right..ended up being the first to take hold of the racket and started playing..had an awesome time playing badminton, so long haven't play with Javan and finally got a chance to play a couple of matches with him.. Of course he owned me..Luck wasn't on our side as David didn't bring his racket and Javan brought one and I brought two..so total only 3 for 5 people..and not long after, Javan's power stroking broke his racket string and we were left with two...But before that, we played a couple of 2 on 1s...My bro and jet against me, I trashed their asses..hehe..Javan and David against me, I won..me and David against Javan..well..played halfway then Javan's string broke..so..yah...but Javan was the obvious winner.then me and Javan played a few singles, and of course he dominated, so pro..AHS against SPF leh..haha..at least didn't get trashed too badly..

After that..my bro and jet went back to study, while david, javan and I went on ahead to prayer meeting..David washed up early so went back to his car first...then me and Javan went to wash up..after that.we forgot that we haven't pay for the court yet..so before we left the hall went to pay...But guess what, God blessed us with a free court for 2 hours+...we went to the aunty and tried to make payment..but the aunty said that suppose to pay before you play...but we didn't, we just went to play without paying..and then she said what too late already, can't key in the money or something..then she say never mind,next time remember to pay first...woohoo..haha..free court for 2 hours+..lols..After that David drove us to church..where Javan and I saw Ezra alone at Joy Asian Food and joined him for dinner..while David went to church first.....

After awhile Jeremy came...we ate..after ate not satisfied then ordered chicken wings..still not satisfied that Javan and Jeremy went to buy chips..woohooo.. Then went ahead to prayer meeting..Once again want to thank God because during the prayer meeting..sister Faith spoke about insinuation and stuff..how the devil can put stuff in your mind and make you think crap..and about other stuff that had a lot of relation to what happened to me earlier on wednesday morning..(for those who were at the prayer meeting..you guys should know what I'm talking about..) and..ya,really thanked God for speaking to me and going through the day with me like how I prayed the first thing in the morning...after prayer meeting went back and ate supper with Javan,Jethro and my bro...at Alfiah...the number one prata stall..And yes, the day ended there....*thank God,my eyes are tired..

I didn't do much on Thursday, for there was nothing much to do..but one of the interesting things was that I woke up around 11+...awesome..a reasonable time to wake up during the holidays...And finally we come to today..Friday, woke up, went to do my tawg..oh yah..I'm on date with tawg....woohooo....then called jethro for lunch but he say later..after awhile and awesome idea hatched into my mind..the idea of ordering Mcdonalds..wooohoo..awesome idea..my bro and I went to jet's house and ordered mac over there..but Javan went out to study with his friend..our lunch consisted of three different meals and a 20 piece nugget..WOOHOO..ultimate shiokness...after that..lazed around for awhile..then my bro and jet started studying while I was slacking in front of the com....Thinking that I could be playing fifa at home, I finally went back at about 3+ and on the com..wanted to play fifa but since got time..went to blog..and here I am......

Okay, as promised, I shall now post about the livewire blog..I know you cant wait for this post to end..but too bad, if want, blame amanda..hehe..Okay, issit really so hard to post..come on..after 2 long years, all you can do is do a 12-line-long post?? Oi, look at my post..uncountable lines, and I can still keep this up at least once a week..after 2 long years all you give livewire is a 12-line-long post? I think LIVEWIRE *cheers,applauds..* deserves much more than that man..LIVEWIRE is one of the most awesomest things in the world..I mean, just look at the name people.."LIVEWIRE"...who can think of such a YOU-NIK name except for this crazy bunch of youth? Don't even mention the people to me, they are the most crazy, most fun, most hilarious, most awesome people to be with..and, they are all civilised..which means, no vulgarities.etc..never thought you could have fun without vulgarities eh? Try LIVEWIRE man..LIVEWIRE rocks, and you can't disagree with me on that point. And praise God for this wonderful bunch of youth He has brought together and in Jesus' name this group of youth will grow physically in numbers, and spiritually..

WOAH...A record post....Yet another master piece my fingers have done with just pressing on no more that 50 buttons....I really hope you have read till here, and not only that, hope that you started from the beginning and you are now here..because some people just fake fake..read this paragraph then okay liao...ah huh..you right..caught you red-handed..go back to the start of the post to read lah.. I sacrificed fifa,blood, sweat and alot of thinking and my eyesight to type out this post for you..so the least you could do is grant me that favour of reading through the post and appreciate it...If you think its too long and its outrageous...think of how much time I took to do this and make another wonderful signature-essay-post for you..hehe...relac lah.................................................................JOKE OF THE DAY.....

Q: WHY WAS THE EGYPTIAN BOY CONFUSED?

A: HIS DADDY WAS REALLY A MUMMY

2009-03-07T22:32:00.003+08:00

WOOOHOOOOO....AWESOME..OH PRAISE THE LORD......I got A1 for E maths...WOOHOOOOOOO...(you can tell that by my reaction this is probably the first time it is happening).....woohooo...Shiok sia, now I finally understand the elation the nerds get when their hardwork finally paid off..(right anot daryl?hehehe.)....Eh,today I'm just gonna post about the week.....

This week I had examinations...and now they are history..woohoooo..A very dumb thing happened this week..its so unfair....It was during com studies period(shut up daryl).. I was feeling super sian..then during the break went to lie down and try to sleep...then this girl called tjeying..everytime she walk past, she will step on my leg..disturbing me..then I keep telling her to stop..then she purposely continue.still can laugh somemore..then I just ignore for awhile lah,the after that really not happy liao, cos I wanna rest then she keep disturbing..then as I was lying down, I anyhow throw my pen (at her direction lah)...then kena her eye..wah lao..so sway right..anyyhow throw also can kena her eye..(aiya,aiming to pro..what to do?haha..) then sway sway she wearing contacts...then after that she cry....what the heck lah...its so dumbb..

Exams ended on thurs..woohoo..after that played soccer at east CC..so shiok..On friday went out with Mitchell,Bryan,Ezra and Jethro...we were supposed to meet at 4..and Jet and I was supposed to go earlier..but in the end..cos Jet was late cos he was waiting for his A lvl result..then I was waiting for him..so we both late,came about 4.30..when Mitch and Bryan were already there, then shortly after that the lao da, Ezra came...we planned to watch a movie but didn't...we went to yamaha in PS to buy gideon's drumsticks..supposed to buy glow in the dark sticks..but don have..but we bought a CHAD SMITH'S FUNK BLASTER...but it looks rather ordinary..then after that we went to cathay to eat..then mitch went back and the rest came to my house..we slacked and watched 300..

Today went for lights..then youth then went to eat with Dalson, Ray and Gabriel..Dalson is kindda cool..he's from the best primary school ever..(my primary school..ahaha....)..ya lah, he's a really cool guy, very easy to talk to..hope he stays in our church..and come even on sundays...pray that he wll be able to come on sundays too..that his parents will allow..don worry man..opportunites will come,just pray......Okay,now its time for................................JOKE OF THE DAY..............................YOU ARE LIKE SCHOOL DURING THE HOLIDAYS-NO CLASS................................

2009-02-27T16:22:00.002+08:00

Hey guys..sorry,this few weeks quite busy somemore now is exam period..so abit hard to get on the com..but since its a friday..so yah,just slack a litte bit lah..Erm..I thought of posting about my sec 3 camp..but nah...it was quite fun lah..better than I expected..but I still think the school shouldn't have arranged it the week before the exams..super dumb..Daryl, you want me to post about common test?...nahh..maybe next time...Amanda, you want me to post about your chocolate fudge? Haha,i'll have to sample somemore first.hehe..Okay, today I'm gonna post about "Buses"..I know the topic sounds boring...but before you press alt+f4, just stay on and read throughout the whole post, after the post then give your comments on it...

Almost everyday I take bus to somewhere,and the most frequent one would be bus 69 of course, as I take it to school. Every morning there are so many people taking public transport, we have to go to school, the adults have to go to work, so the bus(whatever bus number you take) is usually pack with students in poorly designed uniforms and people going to work..and other bus takers...so getting your ass in the bus can sometimes be quite a handful..(Agree so far?)....But the truth is that most buses,(especially bus 69) are only about 70%-80% full which means there is more space lah..But there are just some inconsiderate people on this planet that just refuse to move to the rear, causing the bus to seem full..and making people unable to board the bus.

Just imagine, you board the bus, all the seats are taken, so you stand..and..let's say you walk to the exit door and stand there, and from then on, you are like a stopper, everyone else who boards the bus and cant find a seat will stand next to you, and it keeps pilling up until the entrance. And just imagine there are these students, rushing to school, almost late already, but at the entrance it is full already, and they can't board the bus, causing them to be late for school. And they were late and punished because of you, you stopped at the exit door, and didn't move your butt to the rear and the other people in our generation also don't bother much,so just stand there...so actually there is still space at the back of the bus, maybe say, able to fit another 5,6 people? or even more? So because of your inconsideration,people that are rushing to school or to work cant board the bus and are late because of you..don't you think it is unfair?

Maybe you disagree with me and say not all people are like that....Okay, now imagine you, being the one rushing to school, hoping not to be late, but when the bus comes, its "full".. And you can't board it because a certain guy doesn't want to move and causing you to be late..Now if you are in that situation..won't you feel its unfair? You are in such a big rush and then when you see the bus, you are delighted cos you know you will be on time, but then your moment of joy is crushed because the bus is "full"..but when you see the bus drive past, you realise that there is space at the back..and then you will get so pissed....right?? Unfair right...Of course not everytime its like that..but..ya..you get my drift.. There is this real life story that inspires me and of course made me post about this topic today...

Everyday I take 69 to school...and when the bus reaches my stop, the bus is about "half-full" and the people at my stop will fill the bus almost to the brim..leaving space for maybe another 3,4 people...(But of course there is space at the back of the bus).. Then the bus stop after my stop..there is always this couple..I think about 40+ years old..They also board 69 everyday, I see them very frequently, they are really the people I respect. When they board the bus, the first thing they will do is move to the back of the bus, no matter how pack the bus may seem to be, there's always this small little path to walk ( in the new bus, the one will wheelchair space...)..and they will just push their way through this inconsiderate generation ( of course including me), just to make space.. I mean, if this two people can move to the back and create space, and the lady being a little bigger then average size, why can't we do it? We are younger, we are more agile, we are smaller in size, and we are the people responsible for making the bus seem full...If these two 40+ years old people can do it...why can't we? We are say...13-18 years old? And this two can do it while we can't? (Or should I say don't want)...We should be ashamed of ourselves.. We are so much more agile and can do much more than them..but we just choose to stay at the comfortable spot we are standing at..and just stay there..causing the bus to be "full"...Of course I'm part of the group of people that don't want to move because its already so packed..but this couple really inspires me, so I, together with them will move to the rear of the bus, because if you think about it, you wouldn't want to be the one at the entrance, wanting to board the bus so badly but you can't because people don't want to move..(I hoped I have made some sense..)

So think about this story for a sec, this 40+ year old couple can move to the back..now why can't we?.so everytime you take the bus, move your behind, behind...Be more considerate, trust me, you wouldn't want to be the one to lose out at the end..So yah..I hoped I have knocked some sense into your brain...haha,well..so has this post been a boring one or rather interesting one? Haha..tag your comments yah, I know this is pretty lenghty..but ya, appreciate it..you know why? Cos I wrote it..hahaha....................................Actually, today I got no jokes leh..but if you want one, just look in the mirror..........HA!

2009-02-13T20:13:00.004+08:00

Hi guys, aiya.you people ah..I ask you give request of what to blog..and what happens? NOTHING..only a few people respond..and I still need to go ask people give me request..aiyo,so little request..what to pick? Give me a bigger variety to choose from lah....Okay anyway,the topic I've chosen is Valentines...yea,what a surprise....

Okay, Valetines Day may seem like a really huge thing to certain people, but for me,its just another day that God created,what's so special about it? Okay,Valentines is like...Christmas to some people...people write cards to others..just like Christmas..and people receive gifts from other people..just like Christmas...Today everywhere I went, I see girls with their hands filled with gifts and presents...I mean seriously, what is so big about Valentines day??? Okay lah,maybe I don't know much about love and stuff, so no right to say about V-day...but if you ask me, you could never compare it to Christmas, Christmas owns...haha..so weird, sometimes you know on the bus stops behind the seats there are posters and stuff right..then I saw one..."dating awareness week..7-14 feb.."..I was like..hmm..ok~....aiya..not fun lah..nothing much to post about Valentines lah..I no experience, I demand a better response by giving more requests, so I can pick and choose.most of you should know I'm quite choosy..yah,you got to live with that..you can't argue with God's creation okay..haha..so ya, if you want to read better stuff, please do YOUR job..and send in better,proper and more requests...thank you.

Oh yah, today is friday the 13th...did I mention that I broke my hand on friday the 13th october 2006? Ah whatever, I still don't believe its a bad luck day...Now to lighten your spirits up and make that brain of yours work a little........................JOKE OF THE DAY...................YOU ARE SO POOR YOU CAN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION.....................

2009-01-30T22:53:00.003+08:00

Woohoo..awesome, this week felt so short, thanks to CNY And who complains if its a holiday, and you get money, get new clothes and free good food. Its awesome, and you get to meet your relatives and stuff..ya..and stuff...ya...er...lols..super shiok,yesterday was a Thursday, but it really felt like a Tuesday to me, then I thought bah chor mee stall didn't open, cos it closes on Tues...then I went and saw that it was open and got reminded that it was Thurs..ya..wah sian, I've been having this HALF-red eye thingy on my left eye since Tuesday, until now..Tuesday and Wednesday still wasn't too bad, not pain,just red..then Thurs began to start pain already, then I went to buy Eye Mo (Moist)..then put like not much difference leh, then today it really started hurting..ULTRA pain and itchy..especially during my competition..zzz

Oh, today's competition was against Bedok South..zzz..lost lah,sian.. Guo Jun played first singles and won his match..then the rest of us lost..ACTUALLY,my match, 1st doubles and 3rd singles had chance to win one..seriously..I didn't see 2nd doubles properly,sorry..was doing linesman.....guess we didn't treasure our chances,zzzz...stupid lah, I tell people don't nervous..relac relac..then I when I go play I so nervous..what went into me man...first time I play like crap in a match, sian lahh...I think it was how gi-normous (gigantic+enormous) my opponent was, that was what intimidated me at first..and when playing, my strokes totally went galfabldjklbgffsdd..ya,that's how it went..coach was also like.."what's happening to you man??" Think too long didn't play proper match, and ya..that passion for badminton seems to be fading away...it's just like a sport that I know how to play, and I'm just representing the school for it..that's it..win, lose, doesn't seem to really matter..thats what's going on lah...But I need to change that mindset...at least second set I woke up a little, but guess was just a little bit too late..zzz...

Okay, enough of emoing time..erm..the CNY visiting..was...routine..yeah,about the same thing every year, not much difference, nothing really seemed to be worth blogging about..erm..crap I'm stuck..Okay, I've been wanting to do this for sometime now, I want you (my faithful reader) to bring up something that you think might be interesting if I blogged about it..just like muttons on 98.7fm...tag about what you want me to post about, bring up a topic..so I can blog about it, if not everytime I blog about myself, sometimes abit sian for you...so wanna change abit..so if you've read till here, tag and tell me something you want to see me post about.like how I will put it....for example, if you want me to blog about..let's say..exams...I can tell you how shitty exams are and why we shouldn't take exams in the first place..but if you want me to say something positive about exams, then..that would be abit difficult lah...but what I want is a challenge..ya, so give me something..maybe a little hard to explain..but you would like to see how I look at it....yah, I think you pretty much get the idea by now...So quickly send in your "requests"..( but please give proper topics,don't anyhow gimme some crap like..tissue box..what you want me to talk about tissue boxes??..right anot..)lols..and tune in..probably next weekend..Thanks! (the format is, type your name, your email, your request...)..LOL..haha..faster tell me ahh..so I got time to think about it.........JOKE OF THE DAY....................YOU ARE SO SHORT THAT YOU CAN MILK A COW WHILE STANDING UP........................AHAHAHAHA

2009-01-24T22:27:00.003+08:00

I know the font size of the words are down right puny, and once again, I would like to apologise for making you strain those pupils of yours. Well,you just have to pay a little price for reading good stuff..AHAHA..just kidding lah, I hope this font is alright.

Ah yes, its Chinese New Year, the time where the family gathers for reunion dinner, come together to do spring cleaning, buys new year clothes and its also when the children stuff their pockets with the countless ang paos that the aunties and uncles give. And after that they will go toilet and open the ang pao to see how much they give, and when the kids see that its merely 6 bucks, they come out of the toilet and give that particular aunty or uncle some attitude. Come on kids, 6 bucks is quite something already..just imagine, one day you were walking downstairs your block when you suddenly found 6 smackeroos, I mean, won't you feel happy? 6 bucks man,so just think about it..and be glad that your uncle or aunty didn't give you 6 golden chocolate coins..BUT the truth is, if I receive 6 bucks from my relative, I will be like..WHAT? Come on,remember that time when I was born,and you were so happy for my mum? And you carried me in your arms like I was yours..and how about the time when you came to my first month celebration? The food that you ate there wasn't free you know, a certain someone had to pay for that...and it probably was my mum or dad..and dont forget the red eggs that you brought home too.so ya,I don't think the joy and my presence all these years worth 6 bucks man....HAHAHA....just kidding guys..but seriously, as the years goes by, I realise that the amount of cash in the ang pao decreases..sian lah,somemore last year got don't know what recession....

Okay, I'll do a brief update on the week....erm,lets start with yesterday, friday.(cos nothing much happened during monday to thursday)..After school went back to RSS with Baseerat, met En hao on the way...slacked around and played soccer with the SHORT PANTS..muahaha..during "half time".went to eat lunch, the food SUPER CHEAP..but it sucks.. After that met Yunita and her two friends..we slacked around a while more then Baseerat and En hao and I went to play soccer at the netball court..some of us against Jin da and his team, after my team scored two goals..first one by me, second by Baseerat,..after we scored, Jin da just like went away and CRIED..lols.no lah...trashed his ass...down by two then don't want play liao..noob...then after that Yunita wanted to slack, so we tried regaining our childhood memories by playing CATCHING..(yes,catching..)..but after a couple of attempts it failed..so we went to canteen slack again..then after that go play basketball. Finally something we did together..then after that take some pictures (of course it was the girl's idea..)..then after that headed home..super tired liao...

Okay,dont worry,its still friday,just that im touching on the night time part..hahaha...first, Joel came my house, then Ezra..then randomly Mitchell called and asked what bus to take to my house..weird,coincidentally, he, my bro and bryan was supposed to have a meeting..SO,everyone came..haha..then we went to 85 to have dinner. I ordered bah chor mee, then after that, Joel was hungry, so he went to order chicken wings, then I was still hungry, so went to buy carrot cake...but after carrot cake still hungry,then I went to buy satay to share with the others..gila sia..my stomach was on fire..eat like crazy..haha..then after that wen to play basketball..my bro, Mitchell and Bryan was having the meeting at the pavillon nearby,so me, Javan, Jethro, Joel and Ezra played first..was quite fun lah...then after that like 9++ their meeting finished then the eight of us played a very interesting match..with Mitchell, having I think zero experience in basketball..haha..but he scored one lah..lols..then after that, like 10..the court lights off..sian..then went back..and the day kindda ended after that...

This morning woke up and did spring cleaning..zzzz..then after that, in the afternoon, I purposely went to take a nap, so didn't have to do spring cleaning..wahahaha...lols..then after that went to make my ez link..finally...and then my family went to Century Square to have dinner to celebrate my bro's birthday..and after that went to buy new year clothes..actually only shirt lah..I walked and walked and walked...and nothing seems to interest me lehh...even though if those nice, the pricing would be like sky high (for my parents budget that is...ahahaha)..but finally, my bro picked out an intersting looking shirt and I tried it, and it turn out to look real nice, so bought it and for only 20 bucks..okay lah,quite worth it..and now I'm sitting here and updating my blog..just for you guys..when I should be doing my TAWG..see lah, I got so much time, but then I came to update my blog, just to keep you readers entertained...see lah, now I lag another chapter in my TAWG..and the tawg just started only..zzz...

Let's take some time to thank the Lord...for there is a FOUR DAY WEEKEND..woohooo..ahahaha...oh yah, great job on the last skit Mitchell, hats off to you, really good acting by Ray too..Okay lah, think I'll wrap it up here.. tag and tell me if this font size is alright ya...and, here's a tip..the only possible time I'll post again would be next weekend, weekdays now super busy, wah liew, study programme from monday to thursday..siannn...oh,so if you are looking for my next post,come back again next weekend to see if I have updated..for now, Happy Chinese New Year yeah, this year is the year of the ox..(like I care..)....hahaha..if you have read till here, I tell you, you have accomplished something great..if you think you haven't accomplish anything in your life, well, I tell youu buddy, if you managed to read till here, you have truly accomplished something great..For you were able to comprehend my vocabulary and take this crap that I am typing..hahaha..Okay, if you read till here, leave a pleasant tag..=].........................JOKE OF THE DAY.....................'It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on!'

2009-01-16T20:42:00.004+08:00

Woah, its been another hectic week in school,so busy with stuff and the A maths teacher keep spamming homework..wah lao..teach also teach so fast,teach so fast not so bad,still can cope,but then.teach,also cannot understand..what sia(did i mention she's idian?.wahaha..) Okay, I got to rush this through,still need to go finish A math work later,weekend will be super busy.zzzz...

I can't remembered what happened on Monday, so let's move to Tuesday. Tuesday was hilarious, springfield started the day with a big laugh...I mentioned about the national anthem problem before right? Now discipline mistress say play the minus 1 tape..that means only got the music,no lyrics,so like that can hear us sing.....dots right...so on Tuesday, they played the minus 1 tape..if I'm not wrong that was the first day that we did it...So as the music played, we got sing lah,surprisingly,and the sec 5s sing the loudest, It was superr funny...At first,they sing super fast,not according to the music,they sing like one,two verse ahead..so for example...when its supposed to be "majulah" that part,the sec 5s already go sing the ending part of "singapura"...ahahaha..super funny,then they were shouting somemore,so everyone can hear,then everyone get confused,and the whole school was pratically laughing lah..hahaha..but my class abit sian lah,positioned infront of flag pole there,then discipline mistress over there, and I was sitting quite near the front...tried to contain my laughter,but to no avail...ahahahaha,it was too funny to not laugh lah...then after the song finish,DM say play second time,(no surprise),then this time, the sec 5s go sing slowly,then they super lag in the song....so for example..when "singapura" that part...the sec 5s will sing "majulah"..ahahaha..it was dam funny lah..power lah,open defiance..hahaha..but until like half the song,then they sing properly liao..hahaha..it was hilarious..

Wednesday I was late for school, BUT only because bus 69 late.....and anyway, Mr Wallace was kind enough to let us off. Zzz..after school had badminton trials for sec 1..gila, so many sia..and what in the world is happening to the badminton pratices lah..? come on lah..trying to act pro by adding all the physical stuff in..if want to do physical,should have started long ago right...somemore in the holidays never give training, how to expect us to go competition and win? then when school start pressure us say must work harder to win..nonsense lah,holidays is the time to train right? then never train..bodo......During training, and due to my STRONG PASSION AND NEVER ENDING DESIRE for badminton(if you still can't tell,I'm being sarcastic..), I dived for the shuttle and injured my knee..yea..that's about it..

Thursday ah Thursday, firstly I want to give all due respect to BEI HAO(retainee in my class)..power lah he..eat mac breakfast during class,steady lah..respect,respect. Hats off to you man..Okay,today,today,today...today the A math teacher go give homework again..whats her problem lah!! give so much homework...Jet, make time for me,I can't believe it, but I want you to teach me..LOL...k whatever,erm..after school went to play soccer at netball court area..play,then come back face like bangalah..no lah,only a little tanner.then my mother thought what someone beat me cos she see my eyes like swollen........

And I can now officially say I have finished doing my TAWG...COMPLETED..okay, I need to go do A maths liao..'sob'..I can't believe it but...A maths is making me love E maths................JOKE OF THE DAY..............A ventriloquist was making fun of low IQ people with his dummy at a bar. Then his angry low IQ friend stood up, rolled up his sleeves ,and yelled, "Stop it!" The ventriloquist started apologizing to his friend. His friend looked at him and said, " You stay outta this, I''m talking to the guy on your lap!!!!

2009-01-10T12:08:00.005+08:00

Wassup readers...I'm very flattered by all the requests of asking me to come back to blog, thanks thanks....Well,okay,here's the truth, that day,while I was blogging about first day of school and all that...I thought that the post was too short,so I had to add something crappy in. So I just thought of telling you guys that I would stop blogging, so yah..it was all crap..haha,sorry bout that. Hahaha..so yah,you just got PUNKED again..yeah,whatever...(Mitchell,you wanted to read something right? so here it is,brace your eyeballs...)

Okay,tons of things happened ever since I last blogged. But I'm just gonna touch on the simple ones..Okay,let's start with Jan 3. It was Saturday,there was no school(woohoo!),but more importantly there was youth(woohoo-er!!). Youth on that day was special, the youth band was finally..well..kindda ready,and worship that day was awesome. Yes,it was only 3 songs, but still the youth band did an awesome job..and I hope it will be like this every week,so shiok sia,especially with the electric guitars..woohooo.Gideon is also doing a great job on drums.(Gideon,you wait..gimme a few more months and I shall take your position liao...you wait..haha..jk)

Jan 4 was probably the only Sunday that a few others and I didn't have to attend AR in 2 years. We did wanted to go back to AR after worship,but the commanders didn't allow..zzz..But it was an interesting message preached by pastor Gerry though,bout DISCIPLINE.............After that in the afternoon was COA, the merits I got were so cool....After COA around 2,3+ we went for lunch,yes,LUNCH. Gideon,Gerald,Jeremy,Glenda,Li Ping,Yoges, Joy and I...I think...yah,then after awhile my bro and Ezra came to join us..Okay,once again,YOGES got tricked,and this time Li Ping was the other victim..it was truly retarded..actually,I'm not supposed to talk about this,lest the two of them see it,because they still dont' know that they got tricked..hahaha...but I know that they don't come my blog..so yah..and dear reader,do us all a favour and don't tell those two..hahaha..Okay,the whole prank once again,started with Gideon,and followed by yours truly. The first one is we ask Li Ping to close her eyes and start imagining that she was eating something..but that one was dumb..so when we ask her close her eyes for the second time,she didn't want to..so we ask Yoges close her eyes with her..then we did the true prank..we asked them to close their eyes and imagine that they were in Century Square's BHG..Then because Glenda had PERFUME with her,it gave us a wonderful idea. Glenda sprayed some perfume on a tissue paper..Then we asked Li Ping and Yoges,in their imagination,to go to the perfume department..HAHAHA..then we asked them to smell, to see if got any perfume smell anot,because we told them it was a magic trick..haha..then Glenda put the tissue infront of their noses then they smell then they got super excited cos really got perfume smell,but little do they know,that it was just a dumb trick..hahahahaha...super funny lah...ahahaha...oh yah,by the way, I caught most of it on my phone..HAHAHA,if you wanna watch the videos,come find me..hahahahahaha..remember not to tell them because they still think its a magic trick!..ahaha.

Okay,let's go back to first day of school,it was super funny..I forgot to blog about it..Okay,lemme get straight to the point..the whole school sang the National Anthem TWICE..haha.cos the discipline mistress thought that we didn't sing during the first time they played it..which was true..haha..so we sang it twice..hahaha...the sec 1s and their parents must be thinking,what kind of school is this? sing national anthem twice..hahaha.......then after that was the very frequent spot check..hahaha,and guess what 350 students got caught for their hair...ahahahaha..so dumb...350 man!!..woohoo..haha..either cos their hair was too long or their hair was dyed..haha..so stupid lah..haha...then second day of school,on Monday, we sang the national anthem THREE TIMES..hahaha..so funnyy...ahaha..and third day of school we sang it twice again..then after that okay liao..haha....super funny..

School has started,second day of school,got project liao..then first period of A.MATHS got homework liao..the A.math teacher sucks man..she is an Idian. (That was just a random,additional sentence that I just felt like putting in..=] hahahaha..) And my chem teacher sucks too..plus my english teacher...zzzzz...geog also seems difficult..and computer studies(please don't ask me what it is,because it is simply what it is,if not,I also don't know..and as for Rachel,no,its not a subject for Normal Tech..) also a little difficult? If I'm not wrong the syllabus is from Cambridge University(never thought Springfield could reach that standard huh...yeah,me too.haha)..and O level for com studies is in Jan next year?..sian..stupid sia,now every teacher is talking about O level,is talking about poly,is talking about JC..and all the dumb O level codes for each subject..somemore even went for Temasek Poly open house a few days ago,retarded right? only sec 4s go for open house..not sec 3s.....so dumb..I'm fed up with it man.I kindda get the point that O levels is important..yeah,so shut the crap about my future aight..its in God's hands..muahahaha..

Oh yah,about that trip to temasek poly open house....Well, I would say it was a big waste of time..but I realised that you can make something out of nothing..Okay,cut the long story short, After this slide show thingy,actually can go home already,but we didn't know..cos some guy said 5+ then go home..so after the slide show..we went class by class,walking around temasek poly to see their stalls and stuff..so as it was super crowded,because a lot of other schools were there too..my class kindda got split up..Okay,my class were walking as a class right..then the first half of my class I think walk too fast,so we lost them. And Bei Hao and I were infront of the second half of the class,we knew that the first half of the class gone liao,but we didn't care,we just kept walking...So after awhile,..we walk and walk and walk..then we turn back,and realised that the whole other half of the class were following us..then we were like..oh crap..haha..we led them to the wrong place..hahaha..super funny..so the both of us became the guides for the day..haha..then we just continued walking and walking pointlessly..haha..walk till four plus then called some of the others, then just go home..haha..it was fun,but pointless,you can say its class bonding?..hahaha..(that's right,I said cut the long story short,so if you thought that was long..wait till I write the whole story out...)

Awesome,another one of my signature essay posts..haha..have been very busy recently,so I think now as school has started,I probably won't have time to blog on weekdays,so I can only blog on weekends I think..*sigh*..Okay,I got to go prepare my clothes for YOUTH..woohooooooo.....Okay,here's a real lame joke.......JOKE OF THE DAY: A MAN WALKED INTO AN APPLIANCE STORE. HE ASKED IF THEY SELL COLOUR TELEVISIONS,AND THE CLERK SAID,"YES WE DO."..AND THE MAN SAID,"THEN GIVE ME A GREEN ONE.".....

2009-01-02T15:19:00.002+08:00

Today was the first day of school for the year. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I actually was happy to see my friends, and of course ready to start joking with them. It was all in my mind, last night I was still like,"wahh..sian sia,school starting liao,no more holidays..no more hanging out with the youth(woohooo,youth!)....." So yah,wasn't really looking forward to school. But, it was all in my mind,everything turned out fine,had diarrhoea in school though,sian. My form teacher was Mr Sim. Same as last two years..I don't know whether its bad or good..good in certain ways...bad in certain ways..I found out that this year I will be seating with HAKEEM again..haha..shiok...if all goes well,we will be seating together for almost 3 years. Super fun. And GILBERT managed to sit with FARHAN..see,Mr Sim still not bad, still let us sit together....Wait a minute..why am I talking about this? Only church people are getting to see this,so there will be no point blogging all these. YOU won't know what I'm talking about....

Crap..sorry,my apologies..okay,erm..let's see.....Ohh..okay,business in my blog has been thriving,all the while I had blogs right..it hasn't been this,well.."successful". And now that a lot of people, even people that I don't expect to come to my blog, come,and read,and tag. Which is great,you guys have been tolerating all the crap I have been typing and in fact,you guys like it. So I have decided to retire from blogging,my job here is done,I have been entertaining you and it has been successful,so I have decided to stop blogging...Well,unless you disagree with me and think that I should continue giving my readers a website to just come when they are down,and to just take a few minutes of their time to read and laugh and chill..and if there are enough people, and tags to persuade me to continue to blog,then I shall consider giving the readers what they want..If you really think that YOU want this blog to live on because its so darn entertaining,well,then you better start spamming my tagbox to persuade me to blog on.......JOKE OF THE DAY......"IF YOU THINK YOU ARE SO FAST,GO CATCH A COLD"..(and this is not DARYL's joke......its JAVAN's..haha..)

2009-01-01T13:31:00.004+08:00

Alamak,sorry,supposed to do my wrap-up post for the year yesterday. But,whatever... Okay,2008 came and flew past like lightning, but it was an awesome year. 2008 made history you know, 2008 right..was the ONLY 2008 in history, there was only one 2008,and there's only gonna be one. There's never ever gonna be a 2008 again..cool right. Okay okay..2008..was the first time I turned 14, 200 was the only year that Singapore turned 43, 2008 was the year that I officially ate something from SUBWAY.(haha)..2008 was the year that the first BLACK president from America emerge. 2008 was one of the years that Singapore didn't win the AFK Suziki cup, 2008 was the year that Camporama happened in four year.2008 was the year that LIVEWIRE turned one year old. And 2008 was the first time we had our youth camp in Singapore,I think. Okay,if I go on like this, it will be never ending. Anyway,2008 was my last year in ADVENTURE RANGERS..a little sad,but maybe,just maybe..I'll come back as a JUNIOR COMMANDER in AR....if that happens, AR will be lucky man.haha..

Okay,29 Dec,what did I do...hmmm..oh yah..I met up with TONG JUAY and GUO JUN to play badminton at BEDOK SPORTS HALL. BASEERAT was supposed to come,but he last minute cannot. Actually before that, in the morning, JETHRO asked me to go gym with him,but I didn't go,cos if parents find out, then I will be in deep shi...deep soup. So,turned him down,then went to meet Tong Juay at BEDOK INTERCHANGE. We went to KFC for lunch. Over there,I saw....JOEL NG,RUI MIN. So cool right..what would a WESTer-ner like him be doing here,in the EAST. Okay,anyway, nothing much interesting happened after meeting Rui min,so after badminton,went home.

30 Dec, was a fun day, JAVAN,JOEL HOA,DARYL,JEREMY,RAY,BOON TECK AND KENNY(Boon Teck's friend) came to Bedok to play soccer. Well,let's just say that I went to play also, but let's just pray that my parents won't find out yah..haha. BRYAN came too,but he just went to my house to slack with my bro. It was an awesome time of fun, teasing Jeremy,but he was okay with it. haha..super funny. After that,Kenny went home then they came to my house to watch WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY,but Joel and Nigel left earlier. Then after that they all went home but left Bryan and Javan. Then after Simpsons we went down for dinner. Then after dinner, went to Javan's house to slack,oh yah, JETHRO was with us also. Then we played SNAPJACK...wooohooooo..some awesome game introduced by DARYL. But Jethro didn't play. He was bathing or something. So, my brother, Bryan, Javan and I played. Super fun. We changed the game abit. Because we were deciding who should start first wad..then because, Jethro's msn was online.so everytime when someone sign in, will have the sound right? The "deng"..Okay, so anyway, Bryan said, whenever the "deng" come out we snap,then the hand that snaps first starts first. So it was superr fun, suddenly ideas came in like...hand must be on head,cannot cheat, must sit up straight,must lean back..haha..super funny..then while we were waiting for someone to online,the suspense was killing all of us...hahaha..super fun..because we wouldn't know when someone would sign in mah, so the suspense was killing all of us. In the end no one sign in,so since RACHEL was online, Bryan called her, then asked her to appear offline first,then anytime within the next minute,she sign in,so...everything was settled..so we waited with the suspense literally killing us...but in the end, no sound leh. So I paused the game then went to check,then she already online...alamak.what sia...so anyway,plans changed,we asked her to nudge,cos nudge also got sound mah..hahahaha. So we asked her to nudge us,anytime within the next minute...then........BAMMM!!...she nudge then all of us just whack(you would know what I mean if you play snapjack)..hahaha..super fun..Javan won,and my brother was last...haha..rocks lah. Then after we played two rounds, then everyone got distracted by youtube..zzzzz..sian lor,because Jethro was surfing on guitar stuff you see, and because they all play guitar one..and I don't,so I don't appreciate it so much lah,but it was really cool how one guy played. So after awhile more,Bryan went home,and because that day my parents went to a hotel to stay because aunty Irene book for them, so only left me and my bro.(but after NOAH came home from army after that). So as the four of us were slacking in Jethro's room, they suddenly thought of staying in our house. haha,awesome idea. So,Javan went to call aunty Dorcas...then....CAN SIA!!...wooohooo..miracles do happen!..haha..so my bro and I helped to pack their room,to make it nicer lah,unless their parents come back,then see their room messy,then don't allow..hahaha..so must make the happy..haha.....so fun..so they came,and we managed to make some space in my room for them to sleep..

31st Dec, it was SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER FUN!..But sadly I can't blog about that part..too fun liao..haha.. Okay,anyway, went to church at 8, for some "briefing" about popping the thingy. Because I'm one of the poppers..haha..so fun. It was hardly a briefing lah..like..tell us where to stand all that only.so after that,celebrated MITCHELL'S birthday..oh yah..happy birthday Mitchell! finally 17 eh..hahaha..then suddenly the ARs who were there got dragged to do a harborlight cheer. Abit failure..but..whatever..haha.Then another funny thing,before countdown started, Pastor GERRY prayed mah,then he pray too long, so we missed the actual countdown..so maybe like..12.01...12.02 then we did the countdown. The computer people cheated, then make the timing on the screen 11.59..hahaha..so fake lah,then we started counting down fakely..haha..then after that me and a few others started popping the thingy, it was abit hard at first, but after know how then okay liao lah,so all the guys popped the thing liao..then GLENDA and RACHEL were like..."ahhh..cannot cannot..."..haha..noobs,then me and Gideon had to go help them pop the thing..ahaha..so fun..but sian sia..after that my parents want to leave so fast..everytime spoil the fun..zzzzz..then after that was a confetti spree..we started spamming everyone..we went to spam some of the youth first,then went to spam uncle QUENTIN at the drums..haha..then he cannot play properly..haha..spammed, AMANDA and the other musicians too..haha..then when I was about to leave, Daryl grabbed me and said."eh..why leaving so soon...."..wah lao..then I immediately knew what was gonna happen....then seconds later I kena tao pok liao..arrgghh..hahaha...zzz..then after that went for supper..then went back home,suck sia,left so early..arrggghhh....

And now,the beginning of a NEW YEAR..people,its already 2009..so fast right, I can't believe that tmr I'm sec 3 already, I would be studying all the weird weird stuff that I always saw my bros studying. And I never thought I would be reaching to that level..but..*sigh*..got A maths sia this year....zzzzz....I can't imagine how fast 2008 past..I still can remember DEREK saying to me in 2007,"sec 1 so fast pass right..next year sec 2 liao.."..wah lao..sec 3 liao lah..zzz..How did the holidays past so fast?? And tmr school start liao..Now onwards wear long pants..haha..But I wanna thank God for an awesome 2008 and that tmr is Friday,woohoo..Friday is my "off-day"..ahaha...A happy new year to YOU..2008 was great,but I'm gonna trust God,that 2009 is gonna be better.Amen............JOKE OF THE DAY: "HONESTLY,I'M A LIAR".....JEREMY GOT BLOGG..AHAHAHAHA.....( but that's not the joke of the day..but its quite funny...AHAHAHA)

Oh yah,there was one sunday when Gideon,Daryl,Gerald,Joy,Jolene,Yoges and I went to eat KFC for lunch. Then Gideon decided to play a prank on Yoges. So I joined in, Gideon asked her to close her eyes,then I took over from here. They all went out then left me and Yoges. It was hilarious..I told her to keep her eyes close,and imagine of a field,a beautiful field. And I asked her to imagine that there were many flowers inside,and everything was so beautiful and nice. Then I said..imagine that her best friend was there in the field. Then I said,count to ten and open your eyes,and during this 10 seconds I ran out. Then when she finished, she looked up at said "kay" then the woman infront of her look at her..it was super funny..ahahaha

2008-12-28T22:53:00.003+08:00

Firstly, I want to wish KENNETH, CLEMENT AND JESUS a happy happy birthday. And of course, a very Merry Christmas to YOU. I also want to thank all those who took the time and effort to write and MAKE those nice and encouraging Christmas cards for me. And I also want to thank GOD for such a wonderful 2008 He has given us,but I don't think this will be the last post of the year, there should be a last wrap up post on 31st dec.

Let's start on Christmas day. Woke up earlier to go to church for Christmas service, me and a few others were going to present a skit after the message, so as it was first time for me, I guess I was pretty nervous, and that morning was extremely cold. Well, overall the people said we did a great job, which was very encouraging to hear. I have to work on my facial expressions though, but it was pretty hard to make the facial expression for my role, so..whatever~..After service,there was nothing to do,so my bro and I went to roxy 2 to have lunch, and found NICOLE and YONG HUI there. So we ate together. All the youth had some family thingy on cos it was Christmas so my bro and I went back ourselves.

26 Dec, DEREK organised this "youth" outing, cos Christmas mah,so we had to do something. Because we are LIVEWIRE. er..ok..All of us was supposed to meet at Dhoby Ghaut MRT. But as usual, there were latecomers, so DEREK,JEREMY,JOEL HOA,GIDEON, MITCHELL, RACHEL, GLENDA, BOON TECK and I met first. We went ahead to CATHAY to meet DAVID WEE,BRENDON,BRYAN, MY BROTHER, JETHRO, JAVAN. Yah, I think that's it. So we had a crappy lunch at the "food court". Then after lunch, Mitchell wanted to eat eggs at YA KUN KAYA TOAST..there the eggs shiok, he needed the eggs for the protein,lamer. So him, Gideon and me went to eat eggs. Then he say want to challenge, see who eat faster. HAHAHAHA, JOKE OF THE DAY AH. WANT TO CHALLENGE ME?? THE EGG KING?? VERY FUNNY..So anyway, Gideon and me took up the challenge. And..I think the winner is quite obvious *YOURS TRULY*..Gideon came in second and guess what..MITCHELL POON came in last..ohh,boohoo...try harder next time lah, and those who want to challenge eggs with me...well,all I can say is good luck lah hor.. So anyway, some of the guys went to buy the tickets for the movie, BEDTIME STORIES..wooohoo...and plans changed, the venue change to orchard cineleisure..so we had to walk there..anyway, the movie rocks and ADAM SANDLER was awesome. So after the movie, the whole gang except for David and Brendon came to 85 for dinner,then went to my house to slack and watch MANCHESTER UNITED WIN stoke..yes yes,it was a 1-0 win,so what,still win wad,3 points still ours to keep wad.

Okay,have to make this quick, I actually supposed to off the com by now. 27 Dec, was YPS but it was a special one..don't know what MYSTERY. This YPS the young adults took charge. We had station games and my group was blue group..my initial group was yellow lah, but I changed it to blue..haha,alot of people also changed to blue,so all the fun people were in the blue group, then in the end had to take out 5 and change..zzz.sian.anyway, the games were fun. And after that had a sermon by this ANG MOH pastor, but I think he migrated to Singapore recently, he said he and his family is here for ASIA..woohooo! Actually RACHEL,GLENDA MITCHELL and I were supposed to be ushers on that day, but the young adults didn't give clear instructions down to Glenda, so Glenda also didn't tell us to do much...so..yah..actually we didn't do anything. So after YPS, my brother, BRYAN and I had a last minute invitation to CLEMENT's birthday party at a chalet, so after YPS we went in a cab to 'don't-know-what' country club,super nice. But my bro,Bryan and I were SUPER paiseh when we got there. ULTRA awkward. We went up the chalet to say hi to a few people,and eat a little. But it was super awkward. Then we went down to the barbeque area to find Clement to wish him happy birthday. Then when we reached downstairs, we saw this HUGE mob, then all of us were like.."what??!!.." but after that we realised that those were not Clement's friends,they were other people. Then he say they only got two small tables in front..haha..So we wished him happy birthday and gave him his birthday "present". The present was actually you know the big hamper that the groups got after the games during the YPS..ahahaha. The hamper is my group's one. But don't know why I had it, so I just brought it along, then Bryan say give as the birthday present, so we gave it to Clement lor. hahaha.. Anyway, after we gave the presents, all of us still super paiseh, so we went to downtown east to have dinner. We went to subway. The food was excellent for me, because my taste buds are just so fussy, but I just had to live with it. My bro, Bryan, Jethro, Javan, Edric and me went to subway. Then after eating we headed home. (except for Edric,he went back to the chalet.) The block 98ers had to take 17 back and Bryan took a cab,shiok lah...

Guess that wraps it up for 27..now onto today,28 Dec. Today was the last Sunday of the year, and also the last day of ADVENTURE RANGERS for SHAFAYE, GENEVIEVE, AVELINE, GIDEON, DARYL and ME. It was a little sad lah, AR for me was awesome,this past two years rocked. Anyway, I THINK I'll be going back to RR next year, being a JUNIOR COMMANDER. But still don't know leh, *sigh*. There are a few problems, I CANNOT handle kids, so DR AND RK is out for me, which leaves AR. Its not a bad thing lah..after all, AR rocks. And, I still have trouble handling responsibilities, and being a JC has a lot of responsibilities. Whatever lah, let's leave it to God to handle it. Okay, I had a family gathering at my cousin's house just now. And because my big brother is in army, and Edison has come dinner, only my parents and I would be going. It was super sian lah, because I'm not very close to me cousins you see, so if my bros don't go, I would have no one to talk to, so it was very bored. After I took my food, I set my ass on a comfortable IKEA stool, in front of the TV, and just sat there the whole time I was there. It was not too bad at first, someone changed to DISNEY CHANNEL, so at the MR BEAN was on, so not so bad lah..watch Mr Bean..but then don't know who go change to channel 8..then got this super boring CHINESE show, I was like..wah lao...so I went to play my handphone game, WORMS..woohoo,super fun.. So anyway, it wasn't that bad lah, it was really funny to see my uncle SUAN-ING my niece, it was hilarious in fact. Okay,so after the thing,finally went back. And now here I am blogging...

Woah, another one of my signature essays. Okay,I'm hungry, and I'm gonna have a nice big bowl of KOKO KRUNCH...now...cya......JOKE OF THE DAY," UNDERWHERE "(?) .

2008-12-24T21:29:00.002+08:00

Hi readers, you can forget about the reading the post below, because it just broke the world record of being the longest post any blog can have. But, if you want to read, (just so you know,it took quite some time and effort, blood and sweat, to type out the longest post in the world...) just go ahead and read lah..

Today was a pretty interesting day, woke up in the wee hours of the morning(around 8+) to get ready to go to church for some rehearsal. And during the rehearsal, DEREK called me and asked me whether want to play soccer today, so I said cannot, because I was supposed to meet ESTEE, GIDEON and DARYL for lunch at PLAZA SINGAPURA. Because Estee wanted to give the three of us a treat, also don't know why. So, I told Derek cannot, then when I reached ps, when we were eating at SWENSONS, I found out that Derek and AMOS were there.So after awhile, I realised that Derek was trying to punk us, because Daryl told them that we were going to meet them there, so he purposely called me, to go play soccer. So Gideon and I called him back, trying to punk him back lah, saying we can play soccer liao all that, it was super funny. But he somehow knew that we were trying to punk him back liao, because he claims he's the "King" of punking, he said he taught ASHTON KUTCHER how to punk. It was all so retarded...Oh yah, MITCHELL called me and asked to come to PS too,so I said come lor, and he joined us for lunch too.

After lunch, we decided to go catch a movie around evening time because Estee had to go to some other place to do don't know what. But Mitchell said go to CATHAY cheaper. So Mitchell, Gideon, Daryl and I went to Cathay, Mitchell and I went to check on the movie timings and Gideon and Daryl went to buy a Christmas present for Estee, then we 4 share. Because she treat us lunch, So Daryl say, paiseh, so better by present for her. Then those two goons go buy SO expensive gift. Gila pok. Derek and Amos were at another place buying some Christmas gifts. We decided to watch YES MAN, but the 5 o'clock show sold out, then wanted to watch BEDTIME STORIES, another comedy...but after awhile, decided not to watch. So after Derek and Amos came to Cathay to find us, we decided to chill at BEN AND JERRY'S. After we ordered some ice cream, Derek ask us play DARE AND DARE, but after a few rounds, the dare(s) became too *cannot* already, so we changed to truth or dare. As usual lah, they will ask all the *who you like * kind of questions if its a "truth" and if its a dare it would be super stupid. Anyway, Mitchell had to leave half way and after awhile more Estee came and meet us, so around 7 we left the place and headed home...

Derek, Amos, Estee, Ezra and probably the BEDOK PEOPLE will be coming over to my KRIB(epic movie,super retarded and lame..ahaha...) later for a Christmas countdown..woohoo! Always remember that God loves YOU and is always there for YOU. MERRY CHRISTMAS readers. (haha,I wished you Merry Christmas already, so you now you must buy me present..ahaha..)...(don't forget to leave a tag too..)

2008-12-22T21:06:00.003+08:00

This past few days have been so busy, but in the busyness, it was so fun! But firstly, I would like to apologize once again, for the tiny,microscopic font size, but at the same time I would like to thank you all for still coming to read despite having to strain those pupils of yours. And I didn't know my blog was so entertaining, got so many people tag, not bad, business still quite good. TIP: BRACE YOUR EYES FOR THIS POST

I have several things to blog about today, but lets start with JAMMING last week. My BROTHER, JAVAN, JETHRO and ME went to jam at an wulu place in TAMPINESE behind the ITE. I didn't even knew there was an ite in tampinese, weird. Anyway, after a long walk, we managed to find the jamming studio. It was in the industrial area behind SAFRA. ( In case you noobs don't know about jamming, its simply a group of people going to a jamming studio, to..erm,play instruments? basically jam lah..) I thought it was quite worth it for 15 smackeroos for an hour and 13 for students. The instruments on the other hand, were super crappy. The drum set sucked, and one of the electric guitars was un-tune-able, so we had to changed that guitar. And the strap for the bass kept falling off. But the amplifiers were quite good. Javan played one of the electric guitars while Jethro played the other. My brother played the bass and I played the drums. I don't really have much experience in drums and don't know much, only a bit of the basics I guess, but I would like to learn though. Anyway, we decided to play the song HOSANNA because the CT TEAM were practicing it recently, and the drums were pretty hard for that song, but it some how worked out. After a few lousy try runs for the whole song, I don't know why we just stopped playing Hosanna and just went on to some other stuff. Only at the last half an hour or so then we went back to Hosanna and decided that since we were jamming, we had to record it. The drumming wasn't excellent, but we just had to make do. Oh yah, when recording, we had to have a singer too, so Javan was the singer. The 2 hours passed and we made our way back home just in time to watch WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY.

If I'm not wrong, four of us also went to GYM that week, but..nothing much to blog about gym, because MITCHELL goes there. Okay, the main topic this past few days would of course have to be "AGAINST ALL ODDS", and of course yours truly starred in it. I would have to say its a very good story line written by MARIO, so have to give credit to him. And to all the other cast and crew, I'm sure we all did a wonderful job, although someone dropped a cup while moving the props, but I believe we would all be so kind as to forgive him and let the matter go. It was real nice to see so many newcomers flooding in and ERNEST(super tall guy that used to be in our church) also came, he sat beside the "backstage", where ray and I had the once in a blue moon opportunity to inhabit for a few days. It was quite cool to see Ernest once again, and we were glad that it was him who was sitting there because there was an opening at that area and with him sitting there, we didn't have to worry that the newcomers would see the inside of the "backstage", because he was blocking majority of the opening..so it was good. Being a props man again was fun yet nerve-wrecking. When the couch was at the back, we were able to slack there and just relax. The first few scenes were the most difficult ones. Because had to move a lot of stuff, only until the couch was cleared, then more relieved. Overall I would say its a successful event lah, although I wished those whom I had invited could have come.

You must be thinking, " the musical is over, what else is there to post about?" Just bear with me alright, I know this post is pretty long, but you guys are the ones that asked me to post, so I'm giving a long, good and entertaining one, so you shouldn't be complaining, I'm doing all the work. Yesterday was a longgg day. It started with church in the morning(as usual), and after church we had the Christmas skit rehearsal, quite a number of us are acting this time, and I got a pretty interesting role. I wouldn't say its a bad role, after all its quite a common thing, and if it means being able to bring someone to Christ through that role, that would be great. Okay,so after the rehearsal, we slacked around in church for awhile, then went to NATIONAL STADIUM to get ready to watch SINGAPORE VS VIETNAM. Yes, National Stadium hasn't close down, we all got fooled. The match only started around 8 and since church closed at around 3+, we could not stay in church for long, so the great idea popped up in JOEL HOA's head to walk from church to the NATIONAL STADIUM. Since it was still quite early, we just agreed and started walking lor. It was quite sian at first, just normal talking and after awhile, I decided that we should play some of the WHOSE LINE games. And indeed we played. My brother was the host. And JOEL HOA, DARYL, JEREMY, GIDEON and ME were the players. But all five of us didn't play at the same time lah, we played according to the games. It was quite fun lah, although not all the games went as smoothly as it should. EZRA was there too, but he didn't play, he emo. So after awhile more, we finally reached our destination and we rushed to buy the tickets, and after that went to leisure park to have our early dinner at the food court, but right after my dinner I was still hungry(as usual) so decided to go buy some KFC, but the queue stretched to MARS, so no KFC for me. After that, went to arcade for awhile and watched Ezra own Joel at DAYTONA, no competition at all for Ezra. And finally, we went to grab our seats at around 6+. So boring, we played SNAPJACK for awhile but it didn't last. Okay, let's fast forward to the game, I know your eyes are beginning to close. The match started and the atmosphere was just awesome. On my left was Gideon, and on my right, Mitchell. Mitchell really is a noob at soocer, but at least he enjoyed the atmosphere, the kallang wave and the booing at the vietnamese. And at the closing moments of the game, he cheered for Singapore. He keep saying what, "Let the light shine....." Don't know what crap he talking, haha. But at least he enjoyed himself. Quite a lot of us went to watch the match, my BROTHER, JOEL HOA, EZRA, JEREMY, GIDEON, ME, MITCHELL, JUSTIN, AMANDA, ESTEE, UNCLE QUENTIN, UNCLE FELIX, DAVID, DEREK, DARYL, AMOS, JOLENE, JOY, YOGES, RACHEL and Yoges' brother and his friend. There was a lot of pointing of fingers and spamming of vulgarities, there was even a vulgar cheer, it was quite hilarious though, to see almost the whole audience shouting the same cheer. It was very united, in a bad way though. Vietnam scored a crappy goal in the second half. Singapore had so many chances to score, but they suck at finishing. After the match, we decided to go to EUNOS to have supper but those in the cars were stuck in the jam in the CARPARK. We couldn't even get out of the carpark. So when we reached Eunos, David decided it was too late and said that the younger ones had to be home by 12. So we went our seperate ways and for the BEDOK people, we reached home about 11+, super tired, but my brother and I still went to watch BRUCE ALMIGHTY, which was recorded in our new HUB STATION..WOOOHOOOO. But I fell asleep halfway........

Okay,its been a long and not really entertaining post, sorry lah..ideas run out..And a lot of things have been happening this past few days, so brain a bit tired. This post wasn't as entertaining as the past few ones, but if you really pulled through until here, leave a pleasant tag....( If YOU really read until here, that's awesome, cos you just got PUNKED, you just wasted 5 mins reading this, YOU'RE ON MTV's BOILING POINTS!!)

2008-12-16T20:46:00.004+08:00

UPDATE AGAIN?? Sooooo long not good enough issit? I guess its suppose to be a daily thing huh. Fine fine fine, I shall post about LIVEWIRE ACT-CELERATE 08 today, but before I do so, I have to tell everyone, which means YOU, YOU....and YOU, the one in blue and white stripes shirt always and with alot of moles on your face, I have to tell YOU that my very good friend EZRA GOH has a blog! But the thing is, NOBODY link him, so he very sad. So if you would all look with me to the center of your screen, you would see a well-organised list of friends who I bother to link,and among them would be EZRA GOH, and if you would be so kind as to do so, AFTER reading this post..go to his blog, give him a tag or something, maybe even link him, and that would make his day. =]

Okay,this youth camp was AWESOME. We stayed underground for one whole day!!...But that's not the point. Okay~it may be a little different from last year's AWESOME camp too..but its two different awesomes. Firstly, there were so many more people in this camp, which was very important. And secondly, this year's camp was in The Lion City, Temasek, Singapura...To keep it simple, I like to call it Singapore. Yes, this year's youth camp was in Salvation Army, Singapore. But because it is in Singapore, that's why so many more people could come. And it was really nice to see some of them accept Christ and the new ones getting touched by God. Through all the little sleep we got, we still managed to pull through the services and bring back something important to our lives. And I think what struck me most would be "GET OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE"..yeah,to get out of my comfort zone, and carry out God's will. But it's still super hard for me to do, but I can do ALL things through CHRIST who strengthens me....The games on the second day supposed to be dirty games, but it was raining so we had to play indoor games. But the indoor games rocked too, clean and SUPER funny, what I like. We played a few games but BROKEN TELEPHONE was ultra funny. UNEXPLAINABLE. YOU should have played it, tell you come already then you don't want..too bad lor..Okay, lets move on to....WA-KA-KI-KA!!!! YOU don't know what it is I don't know what it is, YOU went through it, YOU still don't know what it is, I went through it, and I still don't know what it is. Well, it was simply a time of skits and games I think. The skits were awesome, super fun. And of course, my group won..I mean like DUHH, you don't have to have a competition to know that my group will win. My group is 14!! (Yes, that is my group's name..) The WA-KA-KI-KA games started at 1am plus and ended around 2+? It was dirty games, so everyone had to bathe again, so by the time all 43 of us had finish washing up and everything, it was about 3+? so all of us super tired already, and I heard that in my room there was a snoring fest that night, but luckily im innocent, I DONT snore, I was on the quiet side of the room. Oh ya, youth got new t-shirt,quite nice..woohoo.

Okay, that should be a long enough post, the packet of chips infront of me has been staring at me for quite some time now, and I plan to devour it now..so, cya! (JEREMY CHEN broke the bed!!)

2008-12-14T21:54:00.002+08:00

Okay,okay..I'll update..if it means so much to entertain the little amount of readers that I still have. I guess they come here for a time of lameness which I hope to carry out. =] Okay, firstly, I'm going to post about last friday's little "adventure". It first started out with me meeting RACHEL HOA at tampinese MRT. After awhile, JETHRO LOW came strolling in to the scene, and finally, MITCHELL POON appeared from the crowds. so we three started to make a move to the shuttle bus service to take the shuttle bus to IKEA. (which we all are still finding out how to pronounce,so if you know, don't hesitate to give suggestions.) After waiting for awhile, we decided we could not wait anymore and managed to persuade mitchell to treat us CAB go to ikea. And when we reached there, we found GLENDA BOEY, GIDEON BOEY AND JOEL HOA, waiting for us at a table at the eating place. We all ordered our food, it was not bad but the chicken wings were ultra good, too bad gideon was being so calculative and I'm sure they still don't believe that i can finish all 7 chicken wings under 10 mins. No prob man. After that, BRYAN ONG arrived at around 3+.Blah blah blah..we played around just like everyone else who goes there, broke some of the measuring tapes that were everywhere, took some lame pictures and
slack in the "rooms". Its the ultimate stoning place. Okay, blah blah blah again..fast forward to where the HOAs and BOEYs had to leave, and mitchell thought of watching a movie as it was still early, and bryan had this radical idea of watching WINX CLUB the movie. The secret of the lost kingdom. Its like, the blockbuster movie of the year!! (Take a step and you will never take another step...) thats ultimate crap man. Okay anyway, we decided to watch at PRINCESS as it was cheaper. $5, $6 like that, even on weekends. And we called along JAVAN LOW, EDISON NEO and BOON TECK. They were also crazy enough to agree to watch that show. Soooo, jethro, bryan, mitchell and I went to the shuttle service "bus stop"..then after waiting for like..less then 1 min..the magic word came out.............CAB........... and somehow we managed to make mitchell pay again..ahaha..so when we reached princess, with the excitement of knowing that 7 male teenagers are going to experience something that 7 other male teenagers won't experience, which is of course having the honour of watching winx club...We were about to make our way up the stairs, and to our horror, princess CLOSE DOWN!!! then we like..wah sian..so we went to MCDONALDS and discuss what to do. Mitchell saw His friend over there, having his date ( AT MCDONALDS?? thats super romantic man.) And I saw YAN KUN over there, he was working! haha..okay, so we finally decided to head back to BLOCK 98 to take a rest..And the very frequent dilemma came again..how to go back? I just love the magic word.........CAB...........and mitchell paid again..haha. Okay, we went back to rest and watch simpsons for about an hour..part 1 of that very interesting friday just ended.......Lets move in to part two..night time. Okay, so at that time, MITCHELL POON, EDISON NEO, JETHRO LOW, JAVAN LOW and ME were left, we decided to go to JUSTIN NG'S grandfather's funeral, which was at BOON KENG ROAD..that place is irritating. Okay, so part two starts here. The five of us took a train to KALLANG MRT..that part no problem, here's where it starts to get crappy. Everyone said the block was very hard to find, and it indeed lived up to its name. Mitchell went to ask the MRT staff, otherwise known as ABDUL RAHMAN. He asked us whether want to walk or take bus, take bus only two stops. Then the oh so smart mitchell said,"WALK". Okay, never mind, walk maybe more fun. So we took the directions ABDUL RAHMAN gave us..it was, "Go out, turn left, walk straight, then after the overhead bridge reach already."..Something like that. So we took his directions and there was NO overhead bridge, but don't know why we just kept walking.......industrial buildings......more industrial buildings.....and finally..we see some blocks..( the block where the funeral was held is block 38) so we walk into the blocks, and we saw block 33 and 34..then we cannot find block 38, then we asked around the people there say, "this is bendeemer road, not boon keng road, and here only until block 34." so we like..wah sian..then we walk somemore..and we saw kallang community club then we called those who were at the funeral for directions and they heard GEYLANG community club, because geylang west CC is quite near to block 38, so they told us to walk left, so we kept walking, and walking and walking. Walk until BOON KENG MRT. From green line,walk to purple line, thanks to ABDUL RAHMAN, better careful, we might ask uncle james sack you..ahaha. Okay anywayy, after awhile, mitchell looked at his GPS, and found an UPPER BOON KENG RD..wahh, so we walked back ALL the way back to square one, and were finally on the right track. at that time we walked for 1 hour++ already, so anyway, we reached there after an eternity and after the funeral, we were waiting for bus 175, take SUPERR LONG to come, and finally we reached back about 11+. And among the around 10 people who started the adventure at ikea, only mitchell, jethro and me survived. Woohoo. Okay, that was a pretty lengthy post, looks like I'll post about youth camp another time..ahaha, this should keep you readers satisfied for sometime. and please tag if you happened to read till here. cya~

2008-12-04T21:06:00.002+08:00

A very good evening to all you readers. It has been about an eternity since I have last posted, and due to unstoppable requests, I have decided to post for the little amount of readers that still visit this deserted blog. I do not want to point fingers as to who asked me to update my blog *Amanda Yap*, *Rachael Hoa*. Firstly, I would like to explain my interesting blog name. You-nik, simply is another corny form of the word "unique". And having this blog name, also explains that this blog is unique (I hope). The other thing that I was asked to blog about is the annual, upcoming Livewire Camp. But in order to emphasize on that, I would have to cease this nonsensical formaility, because it is so unlike Livewire.... LIVEWIRE IS 1 YEAR OLD THIS YEAR AND WE ARE HAVING OUR ACT-CELLERATE 08 CAMP FROM DEC 7-9..WOOOHOOOOOOO..YOU are definitely invited,however a small sum of $80 is what you need to qualify for this camp. YOU are more than welcome to join us,but I think the registeration dates are history..so you will have to wait till next year,and trust me, in this 3 days you are gonna miss out SO MUCH if you are not going. Because I am gonna be there, Pastor Bryan is gonna be there and MOST importantly, GOD is going to be there. And YOU don wanna miss it. Because we are going to experience miracles, we are gonna experience nothing like we have ever experience before. Yes,it's gonna be in Singapore, but, look on the bright side..its NOT in Malaysia. Which also means that everything is much cleaner. Okay,so to end off on a high note, I'm gonna claim that this Youth Camp, is going to be THE funnest, THE best, THE most awesome camp yet. And for the 46 of us that are going to the camp. We are going to the camp normal, but we are going to come back with our lives CHANGED. YEAH! oh and..one last note.."EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED" (but how do you expect the unexpected when the unexpected is unexpected to be expected?) =]

2008-03-26T14:59:00.002+08:00

hello..im back to post about ATC camp....hehe...ATC camp rocks lahh..the commanders rocks...especially commander Daniel,Jonathan and Samuel...commander Daniel rocks the most lah...he is like a KID!no seriously..he like very childish like that..but he rocks lah...commander Jonathan is the fun one...but he abit strict this time...abit lah.haha..commander Samuel is the muscle man!...haha...joel say what his biceps so big that when he bend his arm,the sleeve will tear...haha...so exaggerrating...LOLS.....at first i didn't want to go the camp wan lor...but after the camp, thinking that school is about to start again, i think i'd rather wake up at 6 in the tent to rush to change into full-u..than wake up at 6 in my bed to prepare for school...hahaha....but seriously...the camp...i think overall...very fun lahh..the first day was a little sian..the senior guide was quite fierce..and i think most of us grew a small hatred towards her..but after awhile..she was quite ok lah...the first two days dam sian..cos it was raining...yup..so we had to do many things in the rain...like....pitch our tents,make tool craft area, tool rack, show rack and tripod and dig grease pit and put up the dinner fly sheet...quite sian lah...but on the third day onwards..God answered our prayers and gave us good weather..we had bread with kaya and butter for breakfast and we had to cook our own lunch and dinner..but lucky there was supper..haha...for lunch, we use tin foil cooking..meaning...we wrap the uncooked food in tin foil and put it over the hot charcoal and let it cook..for dinner, we used propane stove..the food overall quite good lah...but i think it wasn't enough...due to the vege and all the dishes i don eat...i think i ate very little...but don know why like didn't feel hungry leh...i think we were too busy to think about food...haha...we had many activities in the day like different lessons on tool craft...etc etc...and we had council fire in the night...we had many datelines to meet and we were always late especially after meals...everytime late de...so all the commanders will angry...hehe..the council fire for the first two nights were 'fake'...lols...because it was raining mahh..and the floor was wet...so we could not have outdoor council fire.but we had it in a classroom instead...anywayy..on the last night...like i said...God gave us good weather and we were able to have a real outdoor council fire...hehe..council fire i think quite good lah..something spiritual for a change(except for the morning devotions we have)..a youth pastor came to preach to us..ok lah quite good...the worship also very nice..although there were some songs we did not know cos the guitarist is not our church wan..is other church wann..haha.overall...the council fire...umm....nice..haha...ehhh...last day we also play water games...shiok man...a few of us go throw senior guide...haha....dam shiok lah...then we also go throw the super irritating wei fan..aiyah.but sian...i forgot to throw jeremy..haha...commander Jonathan and i went up to the commanders base(he was not with the commanders cos he had to help another patrol as they don have enough people)anywayy...we went up to the commander's base..then we take their water bomb go throw them haha....then commander Jonathan and i go burst all their water bombs....then they got no more...haha...SUPER FUN LAH!!!...the got one game..commander Jonathan's game..and i won the game and won a 1.5 litre bottle of coke..shiok sia...the game so fun sia...haizz...anywayy..now that the camp is over..and i haven't been seeing the commanders...sian lah..miss them....haha...must go the upcoming CAMPORAMA..MUST GO LAHHH...i want to see the commanders again..haha..especially commander Daniel!! and commander Jonathan...so sad cannot see commander Samuel..he going army next month..haha....siannn..now school start again..sian sehh..stupid irritating classmates...zuhairi got caned today..i think its about time he got caned lah..but..pity him lah..the caning like SUPER pain lah...he actually kena two strokes de...but today only one stroke..cos he cannot take it le...the mr Neo...wah laoo..he's like super big lahh..then he cane like...siao..super hard lahh...then the cane like so longgg....haha...anywayy...hmm...sec sch friends sucks...church friends ROCKS!!!!! pri sch friends ROCKS.....hehe..sec sch i think...sucks...church...ROCKS!!!!!!!!...pri sch...ROCKS...hehe..after the ATC camp(its a training camp by the way...)our church the AR is so much more bonded lahh...i love it mann...HAHAHAHAHAHA...wooohoooo...CHURCH ROCKS...CHURCH FRIENDS ROCKS..JESUS ROCKS..i want to thank God for helping all us so much...even during the camp...really really...PRAISE GOD!!hehe...wah...super longgg post..okk...gtg now..this term must work super hard for exams..if not i cannot go out next time le...i think lahh...oh yah...one last thing.....MANCHESTER UNITED WON LIVERPOOL.....YAY.....3-0!!!!!!

2008-03-06T20:07:00.003+08:00

woah woah woah woah woah woah woah!...I/aku/wah/wo/yours truly....has just shaved my head! i don know how that retarded decision got into my head...hehe...actually..me and hakeem wanted to shave together after school...then he backed out..don know why...anywayy..so i decided to go cut hair today...but i don know what to cut..so....as i was waiting for my turn to cut hair...there was this customer infront of me..he totally shaved!(not totally no hair lah...just very short...)so when it was my turn..the barber ask me what i want to cut...then i say.."err..can cut like that guy?.."then he say...so short?!..lols..anywayy..the barber say that he will cut mine abit longer then his..not too short...so i said..ok lor...anywayy..it still turned out to be really short!..but..i don know..if you guys thinks it sucks then..well...whatever...im not sure whether its nice anot..but i can assure you it will be a big shock to you when you see it....hehe....ehhh...school...i wouldnt say...really good...but...on the friends side...sian~...i don even know if i can call them my friends..okok...would a friend...punch you super hard on the arm for nothing?and then add an even harder punch at the same spot?well...i don think so...i don see friends that way...its not a very good way to start my first two years in Springfield i would say...but...what to do?lousy friends...lousy class..lousy classmates..lousy everything...comeon..even the teachers there i wouldn't say very good..i mean...look at last year's mrs guru..she was like teaching to her spects!firstly..she...CANNOT TEACH..secondly..she cant control the class...cos if you kena my class as a teacher or relief teacher...i wouldn't say you're lucky..my class...not an easy class to handle..anywayy..take a look at this year's mrs Ooi..i wouldn't say she is a bad teacher..she is quite good actually..but i think( i don know whether others feel the same way lah..)that most of the stuff she's teaching are redundant..somemore she is pregnant now...and being pregnant is not a good stage to be in to teach my class...then she everytime at the end of the day will pissed off...feel dam sad for her lah...and mr sim too...mr sim teach okok lah...but the students pissing him off...i pity the teachers that teach my class siaa..sian~..my results...not very good..failed maths by 0.9 marks...i mean like..wt.....and i got 45.9 for science(if im not wrong)....sian lahhh...now got very high chance of going tuition....boring~~~~~~...haizz..i got to go now mann...i got to answer mother nature's call x))...ehh..if you happen to read till here..please give a pleasant tag...cya...

2008-02-15T16:50:00.002+08:00

heyy guys...im finally back to post..its been last year since i posted..and i have been very lazy to do so ever since..i wanted to start a new pattern like i said right...but nahh....oh yahh..i specially came to blog today to let out a little anger...firstly...im going to talk about this particular guy in my class..he's chinese that's all i can say...firstly..he is so irritating...that i can probably write an 800-word essay about him..lols...but today im just gonna write a short paragraph and summarise everything.....very importantly you guys have to know that this guy is an IDIOT..he's a moron,he's a retard,he's a very smart boy though...but he doesn't use his brain for studying but instead he switched his brain to a monkey's understanding...so ironic right?..anywayy..he digs your butt,he touches your(you know where) and touch every possible part of your body he can reach for..one word to describe that...GAY..all the people in my class that have nicknames..is ALL made up from him..so you see...he uses his brain for that...when he irritates you...you really just feel like cutting off his tongue..so he will never speak nonsense again..you will also feel like cutting off his limbs so he will never touch you again...he is a fine young boy..but he decided not to be one...he irritates us all so much..and expects us to befriend him....STUPID...ok enough about him..lets talk about another irritating person..he sits infront of me..guess what he does...each time he turn around..is to irritate me...he takes my stationary,takes my books,takes my water bottle and take whatever he can reach for...seriously IDIOTIC...there was this once where he took my pen..dropped it on the floor and i merely asked him to picked it up..and he said "cannot..teacher say must pay attention to the lesson..."stupid right...he is actually an ok kid too...but he got influence by other people so.....yah...anywayy...he irritates me each time he turns around..talk nonsense..and at the end of the day..i will be freaking pissed off...and go home with a black face....anyway........the next guy is a very irritating idiot too...he just so happens to be in my history group..and guess what...he sits beside me..and so everytime he comes....he takes out his pen and starts to vandalise my table..my table is actually super clean..but because of him..it looks like an overcrowded neoprint picture...and so...i tell him.."hey..stop vandalising my table..."and he starts whacking me for no reason..and if you start whacking him too...there will definitely be a fight..cos if you whack him one time..you get whacked 10 times...yup..so that sucks...he keeps claiming he is a good boy....i mean like...WHATEVER~...good boy my foot...he does unimaginable things..someone that also doesn't use his brain for good...ok...that's about it...but hey...there are many more idiots in my class...i just don want to say liao...ok...this is a pretty long post...so dont expect another one soon...anyway...if anyone of you readers know who are the idiots im talking about..please dont spread..keep it to yourself =)ok darn it..exams are coming and im slacking..gtg study.....cya guys...

2007-12-01T13:07:00.000+08:00

hey heyy ladies and jellyfish..haizz..december liao..so fast..school starting in another month leh wah lao...sian~anywayy....lets look at stuff in a more positive wayy...youth camp is tomorrow...yeahh......my first time lehh..im sure it will be VERY fun...oh yeahh..i just realised the birthday poster the ARs and commaders rachel and glenda..and maybe some others that did the poster but i dont know..anyway...thanks alot for the poster..its was......nice..lols....hmmm..now that the whole page is filled with "every first day of the month pattern"...i may change the pattern..but it should be still everyone month one time...come and check it out every month ok?haizz..its a saturday afternoon..its suppose to be fun...but the problem is....there's no youth! that's why so siann~haizz...wonder what im going to do the next few hours...anyway...see you guys next month....on my blog..remember to tag if you're reading this!...x)))

2007-11-01T13:18:00.000+08:00

finally....another month starting again....since school ended..everything like so slow liao..i admit that this year has come and gone soo fast..but now..slowing down...sian..this holidays..like...nothing to dooo....no where to go...stuck at home...super sian lahh..haiz...well...no more 1H,07 liao...some people demoting to sec 2 NA....but not so bad lahh..wont have irritants anymore..x))..haizz..dont know what to post lehh......oh yah..ever since school ended..at home very sian...so i took out my gameboy and started playing it again!...i know its lame lahh..but..not so bad lahh..at least it takes up my time...then i now at home not so sian.....haizz...November....would it be an exciting month?certainly hope so....well...i got nothing much to say anymore..till next month....

2007-10-01T15:05:00.001+08:00

alright...another month has passedd...ehhh...i'll make this a short one...tomorrow exam starting..need go study...anywayy...happy children's day!!!..cya next month... -_-...lols...im back to extend this post....that post was way to short....yes yes...though exams haven't over yet...but still...must take a break lahh...so come to extend this post lor...its still on first of Oct anyway...lols..oh...i maybe be posting on October the 13...cos it is my first anniversary..lols...breaking my hand lahh...i broke my hand last year on exactly October the 13,Friday......(Friday the 13)..lols...cool right...hahaxx...anyway...i still dont believe that it is a bad luck day...haha...oh yah...talking about breaking hands..zhaoming just broke both of his hands...i dont know whether to say he deserves it...or should i pity him...anywayy...till oct 13 or nov 1...byee

2007-09-01T11:56:00.000+08:00

yoo..imm finally backk...another month has passed..zzz...august...singapore's birthdayy...my exams...my exam results.and the cut on my face..lolx..my results was quite good...kindda got what i expectedd.my cut...hmm...got it at tjeying's chalet...it all happened when zhaoming dropped some food right infront of the freaking door..then just nice there were some impatient people outside..but zhaoming of course close and lock the door lah..afraid then the others would step on his food..so the others outside were banging the door..etc.etc...so here's where i come...i opened the door a little..wanted to tell them that there was food on the floor and that they should be careful...but before i could...bamm!huai wei rammed the door and it gave me a cut near the eye...yeah..oh yah....yesterday was teacher's dayy celebration..so we were let off early and i went to RSS.shiok sia..damm fun..stayed till 4+...played basketball with shaun wei si zheng wen wai loon ming yi din yuan and joven...dam fun lor..martin and jonathan were bored and went back first..bryan..come awhile then zao with his friends liao..bodo.baseerat was there too but he went back earlier...lols..the sun so hot till i kena tan siaa..lols..saw many of my 6/8 friends...celebrated zhi qing birthday..yeah...the cake was shiok mann.xiao er brought me and wei si two servings of cake...dam nicee...ok lah..think that will be all..later still need reach church at 2..byee..till next month.....

2007-08-01T15:58:00.000+08:00

woohoo..another month has passed..other people post what happen on that day..i post what happen in that month..lolx...wow...there are finally people tagging..me..but some not for a good reason haha..hmm...what happened in the past month??..oh yah..the simpsons is out! but havent watch yet..school..so far okay bahh...oh yah...that time me and baseerat took a cab to badminton as we were late...then we met a real funny driver..kept making jokes and stuff like that...that a few times he say like.."aiya..why your tell me this way cannot goo...alamakk..."stuff like that..then we abit scared lah...haha...but we know he joking lah..lolx..haizz...common test comingg...siann..study study study...oh yeah..cycling merits..we cycled....a few times?but not me..i went for one only..then the 50km wan is coming also..on national day..cycle 25 km then campout there...then morning cycle 25 km backk..so its for two dayys...lols..cool sia...anywayyy..continue tagging people..but tag for a good reason..x))..dont expect another post by the next month...haha....gtg study liao...zzzzzz....

2007-07-01T20:14:00.000+08:00

wow..this blog is falling apart..its been ages since i posted..1 month??yeah..well...anywayy..the holidays are over and its school again..zzzzz....the holidayys....suckedd probably one of the worst?and now school is here again..haizz..well..good thing is...friends!yeah..but..bad thing is..zhaoming..zack..irritants like these..oh and of course...remedial..haizz..every monday somemore sia..siann..oh yah..and my blog is discovered!yeah.well...matter of time anywayy..but this blog dying liao lah..so not much of use liao..i also too lazy to blogg..anywayy...went to watch singapore vs australia yesterday night after the youth thingy in church..around...11 of the youth went to watch lahh.yeah..it was funn..the fireworks was cool..oh and i saw hakim there..cool eh..oh yah..and singapore lost 3-0..suck right?haha..singapore noob sia...tomorrow youth dayy..but still cannot go out or anythingg stuck at home...zzz..oh and next week is the cycling merit...quite excited?i dont know..we're gonna cycle super longgg...yeah.. saturday then continue on sundayy...cool sia..but..must have stamina larhh..haizz........

2007-06-01T21:01:00.000+08:00

yo dudes...finally back to post..quite lazy to psot larhhs actually...but was requested to post..anywayy....its finally the OLIdayys againn!yayness~but...quite suckish actually lahh....cant really hang out...stuff like that..slack whole day...hogg the com or tv...cos my dad is home...which means..no freedom at all lahh...its the OLIdayys leh wah laoo...can give it a break anot..i know studies are important especially in sec 1...yeah yeahh...all about dropping to NA..i also dont want to drop to NA wad...of course i will do something about it lahh..just cos i got crappy results doesn't mean it will happen again wadd...i also dont want to drop wan..so i will study wan..but....its the OLIdayys..and the starting of it somemore..haizzzz...sian~...wah lao..just found out there's remedial tomorrow..ahh crapp i thought the remedial was 4th and 6th...but appeared to be 2nd and 4th...ahhhhhhhhhhh!crapp larhh...then have the church thingy at 1..the remedial from 9-11..seems like have time but..the remedial sure delay wan...then need to take bus everythingg...then eat lunch...change up everythingg..by then no time liao...then somemore jethro's father fetching if im not wrong...then i cant be late cos the other time i late cos the clock slow..then kena scolding..so if late this time..die....wahh...headache~im fine with ponning the remedial..but...the probb is my parents..they sure want me go remedial wann..ahh..sian~~~~~....happy OLIdayys to everyone...uhhh..!!!!

2007-05-24T21:25:00.000+08:00

uhh..so long never post ler..bored....sian larh..lost todays match...dont know why like cannot play lehh....ahh forget it..at least got a trophy....3rd place...anyway...holidays are coming!!!yayness...im so looking forward to it mann..but gonna miss school....friends*****...i meant...dorts why do i still post when not many people read it??haiz..please tag if you read until here...x)))..haizz...got to buck up for studies...im NOT going to drop to NA....NO..NEVER...i need God in my life...saturate my soul dear God..i need You..give me faith..You DIDN'T give me a spirit of timidity but a spirit of power,of love and of self-discipline..so help me to use it wisely dear Lord...send Your angles to encamp around me...i need You..help me dear God..be with me wherever i go...bless this home..bless this family.. :) Praise God forever!

2007-05-15T20:15:00.000+08:00

even though not many people know that i have a "new" blog...im just gonna blog anyway.....x))))..yesterday went to john's house...then forced wei si to come..hahaxx..then we slack there awhile...then go watch spider-man 3!!....lolx..in his house larhs..he have the disc liao..idiot sia...he also have mr bean's holiday...TMNT..stuff like that..dont know where he get wan sian..anyway..so me and john went to watch..even though john watched already..but wei si dont want to watch..cos he want to watch big screen..anyway..half way through the movie~we got bored and changed to mr bean..lolx...and it rocks..dam funny sia....so after the movie ended...we were hungry!!and wasn't intending to go down and buy lunch..so we ordered mcdonalds..hahaxxx..john paid...that was the best part..lolx...anyway..enough bout yesterday...lets come back to today...so...~i went out early today for badminton with the senoirs...as badminton tournaments are starting on thursday...yeah..so we went to practice cos very long dont have training wad...and when i went there and started playing..i sucked....i could not even touch the ball larhs...it was like...crap...anyway...after about 15min-half hour...i was back to my normal badminton form...lucky sia...if not die on thursday...anyway...after that..went to TM to meet farhan,hilmi and gilbert....we went to watch spider-man 3!!..hahax...big screen..when we reached TM..they told me some girls coming too..then i was like...wah..extra larhss...anyway...when we were buying tickets for the show...i saw...jinhui!!...yes yes...the fat,arrogant....prefect in 6/8..anyway..the show was great!especially on the big screen..hahaxx..it was cool..first time went to the movies with my friends lorhh..anyway..if you're reading this..you would be bored by now..so...cya..oh and dont forget to tag..well if you read until here..x)))

2007-05-12T18:04:00.000+08:00

hey people..i changed my url..and i told people i deleted my blog...hahaxx...im so bad..well..i did this to get rid of maggots....i mean spammers...well..anyway...the exams are finally over...well..sort of..last exam on monday...but its listening compre...so no need study..so its considered finish exams liao...can happy hour liao...yayness...on the average...all the papers were considered quite difficult..well...its obvious...cos i didn't really study for this mid year...haiz...have to study hard for end year..i slack like siao sia...end year cannot liao...must really study...if not will drop to normal academic lehh...so must study...but for the mean time... must happy hour!!!hahaxxx...actually i have only told very few people my new url..so if you're reading this....you're one of them...hahaxx...im gonna spread..but not that soon..oh yeah..i chose this skin cos..i dont know larhhs....spider man season??